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A3iL3r0n, Jul 19 2007
Girls who fail.
Namely, girls who fail to talk about their genitals and associated uses of said genitals like 13 year-old boys. Sure, it's funny the first time, and probably the second and third too. I mean, I own a picture of a nude woman masturbating a giant and very surprised cat. But the point is, if you're spending 50% of your words in a conversation talking about your tits, vag or being wet, or banging one of your girlfriends with a variety of phallic objects and laughing hysterically at it like you're in middle school, I mean, it's just like, shit, I don't know how to talk to you seriously. Wherein do I enter the conversation? How should I begin? Should I start by proclaiming that my nuts smell like chili and I am going rub them in someone's face if they don't get me a beer ASAP? And then follow that by telling everyone to quiet down because I think I can hear the swarthy seamen, which constitute my hyper manly sperm, singing manly drinking songs as they swim around in my sac? I mean what the fuck? I don't know how to explain it, but let me just say that this is probably one of the reasons why they lump women and children together.
(My sperm are all hairy-chested pirates by the way.)
 
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