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  jodogohoo, Oct 27 2009

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  jodogohoo, Oct 19 2009

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  jodogohoo, Sep 26 2009

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  jodogohoo, Sep 18 2009

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2. A will is a dead giveaway.

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5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

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9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

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15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

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17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

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28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.

30. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

31. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

32. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

33. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

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35. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

36. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

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41. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

42. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

43. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

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  jodogohoo, Sep 15 2009

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  jodogohoo, Aug 19 2009

i had this dream where i was with this girl in this part commemerating my awesomeness, and then i kissed her and was like on her or some shit, then she was like i'll be in the upstairs bathroom, then i was like fuck yeah, then i was like on my way there, then i told my buddy, yo check up on us and it ended up like me thinking she was going to kill me and it was fucked up
then before this i had a dream where i was in taiwan searching for my lost sisters that i thought i had, then i had like 9 sisters apparently.
then the last dream i had i was in a mall and some bitches where fucking with me so i fucking chase them down and i end up hitting some people and it ends with me like punching a sheet of metal and trying to pin it down, thinking its some jackass

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  jodogohoo, Aug 18 2009

OH YEAH, BY THE WAY, THIS IS RANDOM TEAM 4V4 USWEST LoL
here is the rep, oh man : ]
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  jodogohoo, Aug 17 2009

RIGHT NOW LOL GOGOGO
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EDIT: AUDIO WORKS NOW MAYBE : (, im sorry for all the shit that happened, its my first time doing something so complicated]

edit:stream works 100%
nvm : (, a little laggy and sync was out. oh well
steam over anyways



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  jodogohoo, Jun 03 2009

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  jodogohoo, Jun 02 2009

diamond, pearl, platinum,
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