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  x89titan, Jan 14 2009

The New Years started out really good. I won some sit and gos on Full Tilt and withdrew $144, I'm working at my seasonal job again at the bookstore on campus, and the days went without incident.

Not mentioning the mofocn biches who call allin K2 offsuit preflop and knock me out when I had KK and get a mofocn flush on the river, I think my luck's run out.

Last Thursday, my lock on my locker had been switched when I was at work and couldn't get to my jacket and ipod to keep me company on my bus home. Then the next day, the women who handled our paychecks and some other stuff was cleaning out the unassigned lockers right outside the bookstore. You can guess what happened next. She unknowingly threw away my jacket and ipod and everything else in my locker.

Now I didn't know there was a locker clean out day. I suspected it, but I thought I was still assigned that locker. It was a seasonal job and I was assigned locker 69 the first time I worked there and was using it everytime I came back to work there, and only when I worked there. I didn't use it during regular school time suspecting that they might clean out my locker with all my books in it. And they also switched the locks on those lockers.

That Friday, I went to my manager and told him my stuff was thrown away, and I asked if I could get compensation. They settled to replace my lost stuff by letting me pick out items similar to the ones I lost: a new jacket and a mofocn new ipod.

Now it's not all bad. Right? Those things were actually better than what I had before. The ipod I lost was a 1st gen shuffle. Now I got a 2nd gen shuffle. And the jacket looks kinda better than the one I had before.

Then today.......

As I was going to help sort the empty boxes in the back, some poeple were already sorting them. Some guy was throwing boxes to the other guy on the other side stacking them against the wall, and as I was walking through them, a box flew at me and caused a laceration right under my right eye.

So I got it cleaned and bandaged and went to the nurses office, got a vaccination, and the nurses applied some what I call "invisible bandaid," which was really glue that helped my cut heal faster.

I walked away stitchless.

Now you may think this is pussy nub crap, but I had to walk around the rest of the day with a cut under my right eye with people who never talked to you before go "ooo shit what happened." I'd go "yeeeeeeeeeeee.... i was boxing......"
"YE?"
"YE U DONT EVEN KNOW!"
"OMG I KNoooOWWWWW"

And the bus driver missed my stop. wtf is this shit....

It's cool though. My mom's gona probably freak out.
"WTFOMGZORS!!!!! what happened to your eye?!?!!? im calling the mofocn PO-LEES!"
"there was a robbery at my school. i had to fight off the guy with a knife but i heroicly overpowered him and kicked him in the mofocn dong."
"my baby is safe =D"
gg bitch

But she might go tell my dad and have a huge fuss over it.
"WHO DID THIS TO YOU!!!!????"
"there was a robbery at my school. i had to fight off the guy with a knife but i heroicly overpowered him and kicked him in the dong."
"my baby is safe =D"
gg bitch

It was pretty tense when I came back from the nurse. The guy who hit me - we'll call him "Ray" - was hella sucking up to our supervisor - we'll call him "Mond" - because he wanted to be promoted.

Does that even work?

But this incident puts a dent on his resume anyway.

So everyone there started acting nice to me now cuz i got pwnd by a mofocn box......

sht happens.

butt fuck man.



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  x89titan, Dec 04 2008

so i got guild wars and the expansion eye of the north from amazon several days ago and was wondering if anyone knew where i can find builds to follow to build up a character, and if anyone wants to play with me.....maybe in like a week when i actually get them in the mail, and with finals coming up i cant really spend time playing games. i should be studying right now instead of typing this blog.... i just wana play for fun and play in the arenas, and as an alternative for WoW which i bought 2 battlechest from black friday......



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  x89titan, Nov 27 2008

today, i passed the liquidpoker test! it was really hard. what seemed like obvious questions seemed hard after failing like 10x. after weeks of desperation i finally improved my knowledge of nubbie poker and answered all the 20 questions correctly. this is the happiest day of my life!

before that, i went to www.ballerpoker.com and passed that test after failing once.

now to put the info to good use.



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  x89titan, Nov 12 2008

I've been eating these go as long as i can remember. barely even noticed the name. theyre salted with a sense of vinegar. its pretty good. its like shrimp chimps dipped in vinegar. can be found at an asian grocery store near you.


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