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MarklarMarklar, Jul 13 2008
So last night I slept with a virgin, she was 18, anyway thats always a bit awkward and its not good sex at all, so, I've decided to start going for girls older than myself (21-25)
...they know how to bone
cant wait for tonight, i usually aim for the younger girls but thats pretty crap sex most of the time, older girls here I come
Went out drinking with some people last night, we managed to get to a crazy after party, they had a huge sauna, jacuzzi and a big pool. Automatic Success.
There were 4 guys and 7 girls, now everyone strips and goes into the sauna, within 5 minutes each dude is making out with someone, I take this girl i'm making out with into the shower and we like make out there for 30 minutes, practicly having underwear on sex.
By this time we hear people jumpin into the pool, and thats pretty sweet cause now we get the house to ourselves, we lock the door to the jacuzzi room and start having sex in it like, idk, dolphins or something, anyway was probably the hottest sex ive ever had.
So I go and get some wine and then we sit in the jacuzzi for like an hour and just talk and make out. (bout 6am now)
then we find a bed and have sex in it, now the funny thing is someone was in it sleeping and we didnt know cause it was a huge bed. Then we pass out.
was pretty sweet, I got her number and i'm callin her this friday.
Maybe part 2?
Going out today again, right now actually. Will be hard to top last night but hey we'll see
So my go out to drink with guy got injured last friday in a mysterious basketball injury to his foot, anyway, I want to go out tonight, tuesday, and drink and party anyway cause im a seasoned alcoholic. (no1 else i know wnat to go out tonight)
So I need good tips on going out alone as a dude, anyone got any, its like a bar dance place
9:00 Started drinking wine with a friend(his parents has tons of it)
10:30 we've drank up 2 liters each (2.5 bottles~ each) and are heading to a party
11:30 thrown out of the party for being 2 smashed
00:30 heads out, to a pub / dance place, we buy some beers. The place is at its peak and its packed with people
01:00 Some gay guys(with wigs n everything, gayest ive ever seen) want to write something on our chests+ stomach with a marker, we say no and they say we'll buy you a drink (currently i+friend have "i <3 cocks" written on our chests)
02:00 the place closes and we stand outside the place and get dragged onto a bus thats heading to an after party at a lake (note its starting to get bright outside at this time)
we soon realise the gay guys are on the same bus(big bus, 50~people), we duck and hide in some seat and this black dude with an afro leans over and gives us potato chips
02:25~ we arrive, its gettin bright outside, and some guy offers 500sek(50euro~, 80usd for the first person who jumps into the lake
theres a race of 10~ really drunk people to the lake, in which i partake and manage to win,
500sek richer + i was given a beer glass filled with redbull and vodka
02:45 freezing to death
03:00 eating bbq, corn n chicken, some fat guy is playing guitar and the gay guys in the middle of the circle of people are making out in the sand, very surreal
03:30 the bus is heading back, i get on and pass out according to my friend
04:00 i get off the bus in the center of the city and sleep on some bench
06:00~the police drives by and picks me up and throws me into a drunk cell
10:30 gets released and have to walk 45minutes to get home
11:15 home showers etc
11:30 writes this
now? waiting to go get pizza at 12:00 when the place opens
First success was with this 24-26 year old hot blonde (refused to tell her age, and note i just turned 20) so we danced and stuff, but then after a while she thinks im to young (her friends seem to have made some comments to her or something)
after that she had this big sister attitude, and thats it, but about the time when the place closed, me and some other people went over to this girls place and had an after party, here i make some great moves starting with a hot girl without a place to rest her legs, me, to the left, puts a pillow on my lap in a second and offer it as one, 25 minutes later we are spooning in the couch.. and im touching her ass and kissing her neck.
okay so this is where the shit happens, this other dude, whos jealous cause he was obviously interested, but was ugly and lacked technique.... starts taking photos of us, and my friend whos insanely smashed stands next to him and comments on the quality of the photo and starts giving advice on photography. ( LOL? )
...the girl gets up... no more fun...
My friend is going to pay for all my booze for like 10 nights out or something, that chick had the nicest ass i have ever seen.
Just got myself a fine pair of polyester pants yesterday, they were pretty expensive at 70bux, but they look great, i'm totally goin to wear them to some festivals this summer, cause chicks will love em' for sure.
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