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OakHill looking for friends on Iccup
OakHill, Aug 11 2008
Just post your iccup information and I'll add you
I'm D right now, would prefer to play with some English speakers on there for once.
    
Lawn Darts Advertising at TeamLiquid.net
OakHill, Aug 06 2008
This comic is hilarious!!!

Hahaha get it? Obama is out of touch and is an elitist that doesn't care about anybody! This is amazing satire and I could not stop laughing. At the same time I also feel compassionate towards those wounded soldiers that didn't get their visit from the rockstar. I wish I could read comics this funny every day, thank you Lawn Darts.
    
who wants ot play sum games
OakHill, Aug 02 2008
i m rly bad now but w/e i tink playin g starcraft with a slight buz wil make my mechanics beter
acct name - oakhillsucks @ iccup
i m rly bad now i think i can get like B with some practice becuz we all no macormangiment isnt a dynamic skill
    
Your savior has returned (An OakHill double blog)
OakHill, Jul 21 2008
Good bye OakHill
    
oaky since i m kinda drunk not rly
OakHill, Jul 06 2008
I hobnestly think i am the next jesus of christ i have felt that way isnce im born i have been waiting for a sign ive never been 100% sure but I feel like i have a great purpose and i am not just stome dumb stupid fucking human here for no purpsoe other than to do then ascent o heavne i feel like i am the saviro f mankind i am supposed to save us from nothingnes and help lead the world to ap taht of meaning a path of worth living a path thats worth fighting for. we live for nothing wre die ofr ntihign life has no meaning i truly lebeinve i am here to show us ehte way to true happiness in the iafterlife and giveup rupseo to why we are really here
    
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OakHill, Jul 06 2008
test
    
The end of OakHill The Blog - Season 1
OakHill, Jun 30 2008

As you can see in the above image, OakHill's blog is the second most prolific feature on TeamLiquid.net, only second to TeamLiquid's own Star League. You can see clearly with this graph (attained from Alexa), when OakHill contributes his thoughts to a discussion, word travels around the blogosphere quickly, dramatically boosting TeamLiquid.net's unique visitor count for the next few days as it arouses the interest of hundreds of users. Blog data shows that my blog has accumulated over 6,412 unique visitors in it's short run.
This will be the end of Season 1 of OakHill's blog, but you can expect a season 2 in the not too distant future with much more controversial topics that push the boundaries of what is slightly funny or just extremely annoying. I would like to thank all my adoring fans who made this possible. I started with nothing and have accomplished so much... who knows what the future holds for me.
-OakHill

    
I was going to blog
OakHill, Jun 30 2008
about how someone's voice sounds like a DBZ character but I guess that could be kind of juvenile of me so I will just blog about my idea of a blog.
-OakHill
    
myMym.com reporting on Grubby sex tape
OakHill, Jun 25 2008
http://www.mymym.com/en/news/13871.html
myMym.com is reporting through a Replays.net source, that a sex tape of Warcraft III sensation Manuel "Grubby" Schenkhuizen, made with long time girlfriend and former Miss Singapore model, Cassandra Ng, has been leaked to the internet and was apparently found when Grubby took his computer in for repair while attending a tournament in China. When asked about the nature of these claims, Grubby declined to comment and Cassandra Ng could not be contacted. Apparently the video is being distributed on several private torrent sites and it is most likely only a matter of time before the video is public.

For more information and rumors, be sure to check out myMym.com - The #1 source for eSports on the internet. http://www.mymym.com/en/
    
Today was an embarassing day for OakHill
OakHill, Jun 24 2008
Having the need to occupy his time over the summer, OakHill enlisted in a Biology class to fulfill one of his GFR requirements. The professor of the class was African American and yes, for this story that matters. OakHill didn't pay much attention in class because everyone knows Biology isn't important at all, and doing some stupid lab assignments isn't exactly hard for someone as intelligent and good-looking as OakHill. Later that day something unexpected happened... the professor showed up at OakHill's turf, the school gym (where our hero last benched 225 pounds using BSN's NO-Xplode™). He noticed OakHill at the water fountain and approached OakHill, saying "hey *OakHill's real name* and then extended his hand." "How's it going professor," OakHill said to him, extending his hand as well. As their hands touched, OakHill tried to grasp the professor's hand firmly but something was wrong. The professor was trying to interlock his fingers against OakHill's. "Oh no," OakHill realized, "he's trying to do the black handshake." OakHill fumbled, hard. It was too late at that point to do the handshake properly and OakHill knew it. Having grown up in the "ghetto" area of an middle-upper class suburban town nicknamed the "Ghetto Meadows" for having two of three African Americans living on each street, OakHill was no stranger to the black handshake. It was too late at that point to fix the handshake mess and he simply stood their in disbelief. Then the professor gave OakHill the look, THAT look. And OakHill grimaced, before saying quickly "See you in class," and leaving.
OakHill felt an emotion he had not felt in a long time. He felt human.
-OakHill
    
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