http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/Roffles en-us Sat, 03 Dec 2011 06:23:23 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=291039 Roffles Recently, I went on two trips to Disneyland. Got to do a lot of sight seeing. Visited all the main attractions, from Mickey Mouse to Charlie Murphy. Would definitely go again if I had the opportunity to do so. So many attractions, so many people. From trolls to haters to innocent people like me, I met em all. Got to ride on many of the main rides, from the Haterade Slide to the Sk8ing Rink. I e... Sat, 03 Dec 2011 06:14:52 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=291039 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=278486 Roffles You know what pisses me off? Seeing fucking people with the SAME FUCKING EXPRESSION IN EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING PICTURE. You can put all them pix in a row and you wouldn't even see them fucking move. That's fucking stupid. Oh, I'm in luv wit a stripper. Sun, 23 Oct 2011 16:39:52 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=278486 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=277659 Roffles Do you ever get this thought that you're putting too much thought into everything you do, everything you say? I say this because I feel anxious, worried about the repercussions of every action I take. When someone asks me a question, I usually digest it and immediately think about what I want to say. Then instead of blurting it out, I stop to take an extra second and brainstorm what could happe... Fri, 21 Oct 2011 14:04:45 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=277659 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=274695 Roffles I'm sitting in class, and my professor might as well be speaking in a language that's pretty unintelligible. All I hear is like Ching chong ling long ting tong or some similar shit. Do I try to listen or do I just walk out? For more info, my prof is a British/Australian/Chinese guy with a fuckfest of accents mixed into his speech. Its pretty insane. PS: I have 60 more minutes of class Thu, 13 Oct 2011 01:19:44 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=274695 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=274385 Roffles Last night, I had some of the best salad of my life. Typically, the way I prepare salad is by pouring all the ingredients into a bowl and then spraying whatever dressing and condiments I might want on top. But as always, the dressing isn't evenly spread out and you'll have certain leaves that have more dressing than others, and it's really annoying. It's kinda like going to Chipotle and getting... Wed, 12 Oct 2011 02:40:36 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=274385 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=274079 Roffles I'm in some dire need for some help here. I'm looking for some cunning linguists to help me brainstorm ways in which I can express myself in a clear fashion during interviews and such. I'm just looking for some basic ideas such as what to avoid, any cliche shit that I should look out for, and how to phrase certain things so that it doesn't impact me negatively. Any basic pointers and tips wo... Tue, 11 Oct 2011 03:06:30 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=274079 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=273474 Roffles Everytime I go to a recruiting event, I feel as if I'm just participating in a giant dick sucking orgy. All I see is a bunch of pretentious people sucking other people's dicks to try and land a spot at whatever they're recruiting for. Whether it's recruiting for a job or rushing for a fraternity, it's pretty much all the same. And the sad part is that it's pretty much an unavoidable process for... Sun, 09 Oct 2011 18:46:29 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=273474 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=237846 Roffles Been itching to pick up the piano once again. It's been a while since I've seriously sat down and played for an extended stretch of time. Since I don't care enough to find a teacher to teach me, I figure I'd take a stab at asking TL for some suggestions. I'm basically in search for anything that would be relatively easy for me to pick up while still being somewhat enjoyable. Don't feel I hav... Mon, 27 Jun 2011 14:56:23 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=237846 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=231254 Roffles Have you ever sat down and taken some time to think about everything that goes on around you? Have you ever had that moment where everything just clicked? Ever since I've been a kid, I've been instructed to just look around and keep thinking. Everything I see, ask myself why it happens and what I can do to possibly make it better. Allegedly, it keeps the brain active, so it doesn't become st... Wed, 08 Jun 2011 06:52:59 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=231254 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=230487 Roffles I'm a pussy. I dodge everything. I'm shameless because I watch lame stuff such as Golf. I also need to grow a pair. What I really need to do is to just grow a pair, break into her house with a ski mask on, and ask. If she says no, I need to threaten them. Or I could just maul her, take her clothes off, eat her food, and watch porn on her computer. That always works too. But at the end... Mon, 06 Jun 2011 08:44:29 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=230487 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=194478 Roffles First off, I just wanna say that I'm high masters league, so I'm pretty good at RTS games. I also have close to a 4.0 GPA in college as a Premed, and I got a 2400 on the SATs when I took them in high school. Not to sound cocky or anything, but I achieved my lifelong wish to attend my dream university (Harvard). As you can see, I'm perfect in every way, just the perfect child that my paren... Sun, 20 Feb 2011 06:50:18 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=194478 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=183180 Roffles So my stomach just growled for the 5th time in the last 10 minutes. I think my stomach's trying to tell me something. But yeah, I've had the stomach flu for the last 5 days or so, and I have to say that it really, really, really sucks. Every time I turn on the TV to watch football games, all I see are beer and food commercials. I want some too. =( But alas, I can't have anything even thou... Mon, 10 Jan 2011 15:43:03 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=183180 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=149480 Roffles eSports has developed quite a bit since the day I first started following. I remember quite distinctly the day I first tuned in to a live stream of Brood War. It was the day of the Harry Potter 7th book release, July 21st of 2007. I'd followed the scene from early 2005 when I first stumbled upon TL, but due to most live events being at terrible hours for East Coast America, I never actually cau... Thu, 02 Sep 2010 10:06:12 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=149480 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=144654 Roffles Couple days ago, I found a little red spot on the side of my body and perceived it to be just a tiny little rash. Not a really big spot, but just a tiny little speck about the size of a dime. Two days later, the entire right side of my body is filled with like a band of this red rash shit and after seeing the doc earlier today, I've learned that I've apparently got Shingles, which is like Ad... Tue, 17 Aug 2010 04:44:33 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=144654 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=142453 Roffles If anyone was up between the Proleague All Star Invitational and the Proleague Finals last week and was watching it live, then you guys would remember that OGN showed a clip of a guy playing arcade games nonstop in a tiny little room. Well, the show's theme is basically to lock a person (sometimes multiple) in a room until they finish a classic arcade game. Can't leave until you finish. However... Mon, 09 Aug 2010 09:59:26 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=142453 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=135102 Roffles Need a key? Humor me. I've got a couple keys, so I guess the two that make me laugh the most. Uhh, just no dumb memes. As for the time, I'll give it 2 hours, so 4:00 KST. Sat, 10 Jul 2010 02:06:25 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=135102 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=134675 Roffles Bad Fanfiction: Volume 2 TL Edition Disclaimer: Carnivorous Sheep isn't really dead. Lambs also don't exist in my universe. Cockadoodledoo! Cockadoodledoo! As the sun began to rise from the east, 18 year old George arose from his slumber by the calls of his roosters. Wearily, he dragged himself out of bed for what seemed to be just another day on the farm. After having a whole heart... Thu, 08 Jul 2010 11:21:04 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=134675 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=134633 Roffles Bad Fanfiction: Volume 1 Disclaimer: This is set in an alternate universe. Jaedong would never lose to Killer in the real world. Jaedong hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it as much as the Grinch who stole Christmas. He absolutely loathed it. Every December, Jaedong would feel himself getting all dejected inside. He refused to put up a Christmas tree, snapped ... Thu, 08 Jul 2010 07:24:52 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=134633 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=132386 Roffles Youtube is pretty brilliant. Their jokes are usually well thought out and organized in brilliant fashion. For example, a couple of years ago, they mass Rickrolled viewers on April Fools Day. Plus, every time there's a technical issue, their message of "A team of trained monkeys is on the job" is quite funny. But today's addition just might be one of the best I've ever seen. Courte... Thu, 24 Jun 2010 11:27:29 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=132386 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=131066 Roffles As many of you already know, I have a couple of things I need to churn out sooner or later. Ever since I lost to l10f in that grudgematch (Yes, I played like shit), I've been continuously bugged by certain people to churn out that video of me dancing to Mister and an audio recording of me singing Bo Peep (Terrible song btw). Anyways, I've come to ask what the best way to record audio and vid... Tue, 15 Jun 2010 03:33:41 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=131066