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Monkey of immorality

Dear Microsoft.
  MoNKeYSpanKeR, Jun 16 2008

Fuck you.
And fuck your customer service.


it took these assholes an hour with 6 transfers and 1 hang up to inform me that my newly purchased wireless adapter for 360 is fucking deffective. Dumb cunts. This process involved looking at ONE FUCKING SCREEN, AND IF ITS GRAYED OUT MY WIRELESS THING DOES NOT FUCKING WORK.

Seriously, every one of them had the same retarded stall tactics of making me run retarded time consuming tests, when i got to the 4th one i cut him off and answered eveyr fucking question he could think of, this had the effect of instead of running retarded pointless tests for 5-10 minutes, i was just put on hold for 5-10 minutes. Atleast that took less effort.

Fuck Microsoft.



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free time~
  MoNKeYSpanKeR, Jun 07 2008




Edit: fixed.



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Farewell $10,000.
  MoNKeYSpanKeR, Jun 01 2008

warning: this has nothing to do with TSL

One of my friends who happens to spent hours an dhours on the internet and is generally a smart person was cleaning out his grandmothers apartment where he currently lives and was going through her pills. His goal was to find osme pain killers to sell for some easy money, he found some vikatan and some other ones. Then he came across some pill called Oxy cotton, which not thinking it was anything important through around 200 oxy cotton pills away.

For those who may not know the value of these pills, they run for around 80$ a pill. 80x200 = 16,000 Give her take depending on what the value is, he found out several hours later what the pills were and checked the trash only to find out that it had been taken to the dump never to be seen again.

In result he lost around 10,000. And just to make him feel worse i have decided to create a poll to see how much of TL.Net would know that these pills are valuable and would of been able to properly capitalize on this situation.



Poll: Would you be 10,000 Richer?
(Vote): I would be knee deep in hookers and pot. (yes)
(Vote): FUCK. (no)



He's in college now, so a little extra money never hurts




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update on how aweosme i am.
  MoNKeYSpanKeR, May 16 2008

http://teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=71493

From this thread we can conclude that i did not sleep tonight, and to inform everyone of my day ahead of me here is what i have to do.

Today is some stupid thing at school where we are riding bikes there becuase gas prices are too high (i live in NY, USA) so in the next 50 mintues i will be on a bike riding 2 miles to school.

then i have around 7 hours of school. Followed by 4 hours of work.

My day is about to get fucking owned, but it was SO WORTH IT. Simply for one game of the night.

To sum up my night here is what happened, we started playing at around 12:45, it's now 6:13 and we are done for the day.

Our first few games don't go so well, basically we lost a lot of points gained some and the day ended with a negative 50ish points. We lost to the same 3 kids about 3 games through the entire night, so it's about 5:55 and i have to go in a few to get ready for school, so we decide to play one last game vs these kids who beat us in the gayest ways possible.

So in return its a ZZvPT on Python, we spawn 3 and 6, they spawn 12 and 9, we double 4pool hit the protoss (who is 2gating) We kill him proceed to 2on1 the terran with our awesome economies. the protoss goes down after a little while then the terran starts coutneirng and stuff, we kill one of his counters and we leave.

Now during this game we decided that if we won with this game with our little cheese we would reset our stats in the middle of the game making them be playing a CvD ranked game.

The product is this.
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Rep here


A night well spent.

Oh, and a reppack of the night here

Next time i will do a 1on1 and have all the reps from that




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So i have...
  MoNKeYSpanKeR, May 16 2008

FUCKING 5 FULL THROTTLE ENERGY DRINKS AND A NIGHT OF ICCUP AHEAD OF ME.

I'm currently C- just having lost my C rank and am currently at around 3950. Let's see where 6 hours of gaming and 5 energy drinks will get me.

BRING IT ICCUP, BECUASE ITS BEEN BROUGHT.

Goal = C+ or damn close to it atleast.



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[H] Can't get on Bnet
  MoNKeYSpanKeR, May 07 2008

For some reason i played a game today on East and right afterwards i went to show my friend the rep, Battle.Net wouldn't let me create a game, or join one. Then a few seconds later i got kicked off for what i thought was flooidng becuase of constantly trying to join/create games.

I can now no longer connect to any Battle.Net servers, including ICCup. When i get to the server select screen and click to go on a server it goes to the account loading page then completely crashes. Except for ICCup, which it can't load and crashes.

I get this error with BOTH the ICCup Launcher and ADVLoader 2.1

Can anyone help me fix this problem? One of my thoughts is possibly the registry could be fucked up, since ICCups is directly messed up, so either the server is down or something messed with the registry.

The error message says soemthing like 0x03248 redirected memory to 0x234234 where it was not found.

That's not the exact code, my computers been acting up a lot lately too, so if anyone can reccomend some anti virus software I'd be grateful, ad-aware and spybot search and destroy haven't done anything.

If anyone thinks it will help i can try to uplaod a screen shot of the error message. Oh and also i can connect through UDP and watch replays or play games. I just can't get on Bnet.




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Ignorance is bliss.
  MoNKeYSpanKeR, May 02 2008

This is a conversation with a friend of mine about the baezzi crap, he is on par with baezzi in regards to is narrowminded nature.

I explain around 5 times the purpose in the general forum. and why the thread was made. And he admits if it was made by someone who wasnt japanese it would of been fine.



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I'm just done arugeing with him, this is pointless running in cirlces, if live2win can accept this, then why cant he? Maybe live2win is just a little more forgiving (and not as fcking retarded) hes a korean who moved here to the USA.



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Hurray, i'm doing good!
  MoNKeYSpanKeR, May 01 2008

Well i just finished playing some iccup today, i just got to C- about 5 minutes ago, i'm on a 14-0 game winning streak. My records like 18-5 now and i just beat some people who arent too shabby.

Oh and i play 2on2 incase anyone was wondering, i don't usually make blog posts for crap like this, i'm just kind of happy that i actually got 2on2 partners now! I usually play ZZ with my allie Oo.Destiny.oO and then now i have another new allie who i went 3-0 with today, not bad for our first few games.

here is my profile:
http://sc.iccup.com/iccscprofile/186593




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LOL@HUMANITY
  MoNKeYSpanKeR, Apr 14 2008

LiNkInPaRrK2289 (8:31:00 PM): and stupid norton interferes with all other anti virus programs
alexxxmanfredi (8:31:19 PM): yehahh i no i fucking at norton he is so stupid
alexxxmanfredi (8:31:34 PM): well i dont no if norton is a person but it sounds like one


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the worlds most interesting virus
  MoNKeYSpanKeR, Apr 09 2008

So the other day monkeyspankers hormones overcame his common intersense. I went searching for naked pictures of Maria Kannellis. Ignoring all the stuff i have learned over the years and just clicking anything that gave me a slight chance at getting boob. We all know what this means. VIRUS.

The odd thing is, this virus is just mentally retarded. So far basically all it does is play a music station with a DJ and random techno music and some odd advertisements. I recall one telling me to join the army. So it randomly plays this crap, i even figured out how to turn it off. But it's still causing me to tab every 25 seconds in starcraft, so if anyone knows some things to get rid of it, it would be most appreciated.

Now to the best part. The last few days i have been oversleeping through school due to me being up trying to get rid of this virus and playing zelda and a variety of other ways i can procrastinate and slack. So i fall asleep around 2:30am, probably going to oversleep again. I had my speakers still on, really really fucking loud. I had already closed the virus program that randomly DJ's my household now, so there wasnt a problem. Apparently it can re open itself. Eitehr that or i forgot to close it last night. So at around 6:05am i am awoken by this BLASTING DJ MUSIC (I have huge speakers becuase im a loser) and im like HOLYFUCKWTFWW3? then i realzie its this retarded virus, and now i'm forced to wonder who the fuck made this thing. I also tried disconnecting from the internet for like 15 minutes while it was on, and it just continued to play for around 10 minutes, which doens't make sense unless it's all somehow stored on my computer.

but whatever, i find this virus somewhat humorous and mildly inconvenient.



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