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	<title>MoNKeYSpanKeR's Blog: Monkey of immorality</title>
	<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/SirSpankz</link>
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	<lastBuildDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:56:26 +0900</lastBuildDate>
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		<title>Dear Microsoft.</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=73465</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description>Fuck you.
And fuck your customer service.  


it took these assholes an hour with 6 transfers and 1 hang up to inform me that my newly purchased wireless adapter for 360 is fucking deffective.  Dumb cunts.  This process involved looking at ONE FUCKING SCREEN, AND IF ITS GRAYED OUT MY WIRELESS THING DOES NOT FUCKING WORK.

Seriously, every one of them had the same retarded stall tactics of...</description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:56:26 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>free time~</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=72878</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description> 
 

Edit: fixed.</description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:55:11 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>Farewell $10,000.</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=72474</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description>warning: this has nothing to do with TSL

One of my friends who happens to spent hours an dhours on the internet and is generally a smart person was cleaning out his grandmothers apartment where he currently lives and was going through her pills.   His goal was to find osme pain killers to sell for some easy money, he found some vikatan and some other ones.  Then he came across some pill call...</description>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 15:43:09 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>update on how aweosme i am.</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=71507</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description>http://teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=71493

From this thread we can conclude that i did not sleep tonight, and to inform everyone of my day ahead of me here is what i have to do.

Today is some stupid thing at school where we are riding bikes there becuase gas prices are too high (i live in NY, USA)  so in the next 50 mintues i will be on a bike riding 2 miles to school.

the...</description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 19:20:35 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>So i have...</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=71493</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description>FUCKING 5 FULL THROTTLE ENERGY DRINKS AND A NIGHT OF ICCUP AHEAD OF ME.

I'm currently C- just having lost my C rank and am currently at around 3950.  Let's see where 6 hours of gaming and 5 energy drinks will get me.

BRING IT ICCUP, BECUASE ITS BEEN BROUGHT.

Goal = C+ or damn close to it atleast.</description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 13:42:45 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>[H] Can't get on Bnet</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=70928</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description>For some reason i played a game today on East and right afterwards i went to show my friend the rep, Battle.Net wouldn't let me create a game, or join one.  Then a few seconds later i got kicked off for what i thought was flooidng becuase of constantly trying to join/create games.

I can now no longer connect to any Battle.Net servers, including ICCup.  When i get to the server select screen ...</description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 14:16:10 +0900</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=70928</guid>
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		<title>Ignorance is bliss.</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=70596</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description>This is a conversation with a friend of mine about the baezzi crap, he is on par with baezzi in regards to is narrowminded nature.  

I explain around 5 times the purpose in the general forum. and why the thread was made.  And he admits if it was made by someone who wasnt japanese it would of been fine.  



 

I'm just done arugeing with him, this is pointless running in cirlces, if li...</description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 06:47:50 +0900</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=70596</guid>
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		<title>Hurray, i'm doing good!</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=70567</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description>Well i just finished playing some iccup today, i just got to C- about 5 minutes ago, i'm on a 14-0 game winning streak.  My records like 18-5 now and i just beat some people who arent too shabby.

Oh and i play 2on2 incase anyone was wondering, i don't usually make blog posts for crap like this, i'm just kind of happy that i actually got 2on2 partners now!  I usually play ZZ with my allie Oo....</description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 15:09:26 +0900</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=70567</guid>
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		<title>LOL@HUMANITY</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=69496</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description>LiNkInPaRrK2289 (8:31:00 PM): and stupid norton interferes with all other anti virus programs
alexxxmanfredi (8:31:19 PM): yehahh i no i fucking at norton he is so stupid
alexxxmanfredi (8:31:34 PM): well i dont no if norton is a person but it sounds like one


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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:33:52 +0900</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=69496</guid>
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		<title>the worlds most interesting virus</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=69255</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description>So the other day monkeyspankers hormones overcame his common intersense.  I went searching for naked pictures of Maria Kannellis.  Ignoring all the stuff i have learned over the years and just clicking anything that gave me a slight chance at getting boob.  We all know what this means.  VIRUS.

The odd thing is, this virus is just mentally retarded.  So far basically all it does is play a mus...</description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 19:21:06 +0900</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=69255</guid>
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		<title>passport help please :(</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=68744</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description>So today my friend tells me that we are oging on a trip to the UK, in like 3 weeks.  I wanna go so bad, but how long does it usually take to get a passport, these are some of the issues i face.  Convicning my parents to let me go is another one.  And then paying for it.  The flight cost like 800$ both ways and we are staying at my friends cousins loft while there, then we are going to do whatev...</description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:54:42 +0900</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=68744</guid>
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		<title>dumbasses make me laugh</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=68603</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description>So i am sitting here at 12:24 watching retarded youtube video,s some of my new favorites happen to be the arby n chief ones, which are hilarious.

In one episode Master Chief decides he wants recon armer and the hilariousness insues.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iyjLnvI4yE0

Around 5 minutes ago some dumb kid in one of my classes asks me to pikc him up a pack of new ports on my way to school...</description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:26:00 +0900</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=68603</guid>
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		<title>MASTER CHIEF!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=68391</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description>http://youtube.com/watch?v=v6N8HA1hRfk

one of the best youtube videos ever, some guy posted it as part to a southpark episode adn everyones pissed, but i watched it and this is just fucking ownage.

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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:41:21 +0900</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=68391</guid>
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		<title>Zelda tirade~</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=67950</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description>So the threads of speedrunning and the zelda record made me want to play it again, so i have started,  I'm playing Ocarina Of Time now, then going to majoras mask.  Not that i expect to beat nay records, just going to be for fun.

But then today i accidentally kncoked zelda off my shelf and it hit the ground and broke into 3 pieces, the irony of that was dearly noted.

Moral of the story, t...</description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:18:37 +0900</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=67950</guid>
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		<title>end of zee world</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=67558</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description>http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/710/

If you don't think this video is awesome slash worthy of a blog post you sir are sadly mistaken.</description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:32:16 +0900</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=67558</guid>
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		<title>Amazing band.</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=66945</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmfZOE-CrTw&amp;feature=related

They are called The Dear Hunter, and the solo at 20:43 will melt your face.

If you like bands like jack's mannequin or say anything, maybe even dashboard confessional a little bit, you will like these guys, the singer is absolutely amazing.  Keep in mind this is lief, non live versions of there songs are probably better but th...</description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:09:17 +0900</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=66945</guid>
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		<title>Tupac Reincarnate.</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=66430</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description>Ah yes friends the time has come for another insanely awesome potentially greatness hidden under blind ignorance and racism!

this blog is about none other then the great MONKEYSPANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For alas i am have found on a recent hiatus to DC in the hopes of reaching a state of perfect karma or enlightment.

SeniOr spanks was attending the JSA convention in the hopes of broadenin...</description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:48:38 +0900</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=66430</guid>
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		<title>Full Circle</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=63875</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description>I realized something the other day, i have had quite a few experiences where everything i did over a period of time was pointless and inevitably lead me back to where i originally was.  These examples are both small scale (Timewise)  as in 3-4 hours.  and large scale.  I'm sure we have all had those moments where we went out did something totally pointless and useless with no true purpose, only...</description>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 14:30:42 +0900</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=63875</guid>
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		<title>FUCK.</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=63836</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description>Currently on day 2 at my new job at radioshack, and i was supposed to leave/getoff at like 8 and go hang out with some girl where iw ould proceed to get sexual fucking favors.  

then the boss comes in and is like, yeah stay here until 11.  Then i was told by manager to not come on on saturday/sunday and when he left the other dude was like, yeah come in at 9 tomorrow.

FUCK.   ive been her...</description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 10:30:22 +0900</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=63836</guid>
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		<title>[rep] xIaOzi/TT1 Amaazing :D</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=63771</link>
		<author>MoNKeYSpanKeR</author>
		<description>http://sc.gosugamers.net/replays.php?id=11237

the replays located here, part of the MYM KOTH, if i'm not mistkaen, i figured some people won't go to gosugamers since it's kind of crappy, so i figured migth as well make a little blog post for some awareness, it's an awesome micro intensive game between TT1 and XiOzi on RoV for the final game of a Bo5 when it's tied 2-2, fucking epic.</description>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 22:54:36 +0900</pubDate>
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