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Okay so i've been a vegetarian since this september 2009, and i have noticed that whenever i take a shit my anus hurts as hell. And when i go examine the poop it doesn't look too big. I know your mom and my moms have said that eating veggies will help it go out easier, but this is not my case. I haven't ate meat (or very very little meat) for the past few month and whenever i take a shit it feels like a needle is stuck sideways between in my ass for a good hour. I know that cellulose in plants is not digestable for humans, but i didn't think it would hurt so much when i shit.
What can i do to help? drink more water?
/i'm not trolling, this is serious.... -_-

My friend's an asshole.

Ok so i got this friend he's a good guy, but sometimes pisses me off like hell. This was one of many examples, okay so as i was walking down the hall ways with him in my school while laughing together about something i said dirty in math class he slightly pushed me away from him and near the lockers on the side, while saying "yang that is so wrong".

I woulda been fine with it, if thats was all. But what pissed me off was the timing he said that, it was exactly when a semi-attractive chick he was trying to game came walking by, and he said "hi" to her as she and us were crossing. I KNOW 100% he's been reading some retarded pickup material, and it just pisses me off cuz he thinks of me as a "Fcafc" or w/e the fuck they call it.

I mean like its not the first time some shit like this happens, its been multiple and its not coincidence. My respect for him has dropped a lot.

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I would highly appreciate for someone that speaks french to help and correct/translate my discussion i have prepared for in my next french class. My teacher originally corrected for me but i lost his corrections , so would TL be so kind...

like this is my attempt at translating what i want to say, i know a lot of it is incorrect.

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So what do you guys think about grinding with random chicks in dance clubs? I think its absurd to ask for permission to do it, because it just sounds sorta bad "Can i dance with you?" To me it seems much more smooth to just groove with any chick and if they object to it, they'll just move away. What are your thoughts on this? I personally don't believe asking is necesesary..

PS: Assuming not drunk and/or on ecstasy.

After the VMA awards, i had to check out why taylor swift won.. OFCOURSE! there's a fucken hot ass girl in the video thats not taylor!!



Now i'm wondering who's that chick in the beginning in the red car, and then acts like a whore... whats her name?

My sc situation

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I've noticed that after i play a game of SC, i start feeling my right hand pinky starting to feel tired/sting when its curled while holding the mouse, is this a sign of carpel tunnel? Its funny cuz that pinky never actually clicks on anything...

So i was talking to one of my friends george (named changed for privacy), and he told me that yesterday he was talking to this korean kid at my school, and mentioned that he also plays starcraft.

Curious i was, i asked george if he plays iccup and he says yes that koraen also plays iccup. He estimated his iccup rank to be about C-, and claimed that he said he'll kick my ass in SC anyday w/o hassle.

Now i'm really interested in meeting this guy, and raping him 3-0 on iccup... damn arrogant koreans. I think i'll even offer him the option to pick what matchup he wants to play...

:D :D

THIS FOREIGNER AIN"T LOSING TO SOME C- COCKY KOREAN NUB!

EDIT: He plays terran, and im worst vs terrans. If i lose somehow i will shoot myself because he would have dethroned me from my from the self proclaimed title of "Best player in MISSOURI USA"

So Ever since last friday, i've been trying to be a vegetarian and slowly deterring away from my meat diet. I've been eating mainly grain, potatoes, cereal and some veggies such as carrots/celeries, cabbage and spinach. Sometimes i'd eat mushrooms as well.

I decided to become vegetarian becomes a LOT of my friends are vegetarian and despite my efforts of making fun of them everyday, ironically i have converted myself as well.

I'm really not doing it cuz i feel its bad for animals, or religious reason..etc, but i'm mainly doing it because i feel its more healthy.

So far after 5 days of staying away from meat(I had a few chicken tenders thats all), i've lost about 4-5lbs. I want to hear opinions and how other vegetarians get through their life.
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TvT:

holy shit... this is my most unstable match up EVER. What i'm trying to do as of now is to find a solid 1 Fac CC build, and adjust it to my scouting so that i won't die to silly 2 fac pushes, or port wraith or dual port wraith or silly stuff like that. If i manage to get past first 10mins w/o taking much damadge i'm in a good spot. As of now my primary goal is to be able to read opponent correctly and react appropriately.

I also find this is the hardest match up to come up from after getting a disavantage, anyone else think this?

Hmm my level for this match up is very unclear as of now, i'd say maybe it goes low as C-, and high as to C+ depending on the situation.

TvP:

Somewhat stable match up I know a variety of builds and can execute them fairly well i believe others may think otherwise. I lose to a lot of cheese such as DT Rush/Bulldogs... Other wise i can do pretty well between my choice of timing push or camping. I feel like i need more practice on camping.. (OMG SHOCKER!).. no really i suck at camping, i build turrets everywhere and still see arbiters in my base recalling shit.

TvZ:

I'm fairly happy of this match up, i can give good zergs a real run for their money but of course again, i die to retarded stuff such as all-in lings and all other dirty things zerg players can think of. But usually once i get to a higher level such cheeses decline by a lot.

I'm also a proud Bio user, i try using mech and fail miserably. I just don't know when how to keep a good unit composition between gols/vults/tank when i go mech... :\ It was never my thing. However some of my friends find Mech SO much easier...

I also need to stop being a pussy and just keep playing instead of hitting a new rank and too afraid to play and lose it. Thats something i still need to work on. I believe if i fix my bad mindset of fearing and losing my new shiney rank to better players, it can help my real life in a better way too.

I'm hoping for B this season, im not sure my chances of getting it cuz of school work :\