protoss hate machine

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Taken from soshified:

Orchid

pg. 99

a hardcore punk band from Sterling, Virginia, located in the outskirts of Washington D.C. “We were just a group of friends who all wanted to play music and try to make our lives more incredible”. They formed as a 6 piece in the Winter of 1998 and later became an 8 piece. They went on several full US tours over their 5 year existence. They have 11 records out on many different labels, all of which have become great friends to them. Some include: Reptilian, Level-Plane, Robodog, Happy Couples Never Last, Robotic Empire and Magic Bullet. They preserve the idea that within their music, passion leaks out of every pore possible. Proposing that punk rock remains youthful and full of meaning, it is the most intensely committed endeavor of all our lives, and in the end when all’s said and done… in some shape or form we will live on forever through this music and defining time of our lives.

Neil Perry

Circle Takes the Square

Sailboats

Daïtro
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Envy
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Raein
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Lhasa
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Daughters
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The Sawtooth Grin
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The Locust
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Me and Him Call It Us
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Destroyer Destroyer(one of my all time favorites)
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Hi

So after not playing Starcraft for a good 5 months or so I've been iccuping like mad over the last few days. This week's motw has been good (desti, tau, etc) so I've been massing super hard on destination, playing a lot of pvt and pvz. Anyways I hit D+ and I've been on it for a good while now today, I thought I'd just post the rep as it was a funny PvT where I stole his gas then he scv/marine rushed me in return and, I think, did an illegal stack? I'm not 100% but I think the bug that allows you to stack while moving and attacking is illegal. Anyways here's the rep, and I'm glad I'm at a consistent D+ now while I trek on to at least get to C+ this season!!

http://www.repdepot.net/replay.php?id=10780

One of my friends on the redvsblue forum I frequent had a birthday a few days ago and I improvised this little ditty for her, so just thought I'd post it here. Super br00tal song with br00tal breakdowns and riffs, bro.




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SO TO START OFF THE DAY I LOOKED PRETTY BALLER




Then after church I went into my backyard..



THEN I CONTINUED TO LOOK GOOD



Then I went up a little further to where the abandoned mine from the 1800's was located (iirc from what the forest service guy said..it used to be some type of random mineral they were mining idk mang don't quote me).




then i sat inside my car and added my yoshi



and remounted my darth vader because he fell off when i was HAULING ASS DOWN THE ROAD FROM THE CHURCH TO MY HOUSE which is only a quarter of a mile..):




THEN I FURTHERED MY CAREER IN LOOKING GOOD





all in a day's work
B)


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unhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh hello there!



You're looking mighty swell today. Why you're welcome! Oh come on, you're too kind. So how's it kickin', homeskillet? Wait, say that again? You just bought a guitar and you want to start an alternative rock band? WELL just call me a flaming faggot and slap me right on the ass, it's your lucky day! I just happen to have the skills to help you! What's that, you're completely interested? Well now just follow me!

Let's get started immediately. Now as EVERYONE knows - the only thing that matters in music is style. The first thing we need to do is transform your god-awful appearance and make you into a star~~ Let's start with that hair of yours. Just by looking at you I can tell you're quite the little unoriginal monkey with that straight-down-the-middle-part hairstyle you have.



Tisk, tisk. Let's fix that. The first thing you're going to want to do is get your brush out and make that even part uneven!



That's right, bring it to the sidddeeeee.



Jumpin' gee willickers! I can tell by your expression that you think you look GOOD. Golly gee whiz now if that isn't originality, I don't know what is. Well, I'll be the first to tell you that GIRLS PANTIES WILL DROP AT THE SIGHT OF YOU with that new hairstyle. Hell it will be easy to find new ones too since they all have low self-esteem. Luckily for you I can see you've got the barely-there mustache and chin pubes going on - that will let the girls know that you're not afraid of putting some hair on that face of yours. Goddamn, you'll be a fuckin' machine. It's a true statement.

Now that we've got your hair out of the way, we need to move on to your bland taste in clothing. I can see that you're taste in hairstyles segues into your clothing choices as well. If you want everyone to see how well you play your 4chord songs and play your piano, you're going to need to spice it up! The first thing you're going to have to do is tighten up that crotchal region. Go ahead, put them on.



Feel good, don't they. And trust me you can't get that cradling effect anywhere else. I know, I've tried it just isn't the same. With your genitals covered, let's move on. The next step in bringing about your blatant conceit is your top. No not your hats dumbass, your shirts. It's a given that you need something else than that bland black t-shirt you have on. Go ahead, pick out a nice button up shirt and don't forget to button it up all the way!



What are you doing? Who the hell do you think you are, Richard Gere? Button that up like I told you, we're not even done with the shirts yet! Ugh.. Now let's take a look - well at least you rolled up your sleeves, most fashion newbies don't get that the first time, I'll give you that. Onwards! The next step is OBVIOUSLY picking out a vest. Now at this point I would suggest picking up one at Target as they're usually around $20 and you're DEFINITELY not ready for thrift store shopping. Ohhhh no you're definitely not ready for must smelling bargains and cheap records of Bob Dylan. Here take this black vest that has a little design on the front, put it on.



Ooooh yeah looking good there slick. I see you've noticed already those deceiving pockets, or should I say LACK of pockets am I right? Oh ho ho I crack myself up, I should blog about it.. I digress...hey hold on there a second. Why so sad?



What's that you say? You still don't feel like you're ready to sway those hips and swoon jailbait with your false harmonic voice? Well I'm just going to stop you RIGHT THERE! I have a secret..more powerful than all of the things that I am teaching you today. You see this scarf? It is no ordinary scarf - it is a scarf made only from the purest of virgin hair. Put this on right now!



Feel the power of unladen sexiness flow through you, my lad. It feels good doesn't it. That, my surprised youngin' is called The Placebo Effect - trademark by me. I know it's a fantastic concept, I've thought about bottling it and selling it in cans and calling it Redbull. What's that you? That's a swell idea? Well I already know that, I'm just afraid of the repercussions of said actions..

Well! I'd say we've come quite a ways, wouldn't you my boy? How about we take a look at your guitar there. Wait wait wait, before you touch it - take off the scarf please. We don't want any of the raw sexy manbeast getting caught up in the strings now would you? No I didn't think so, so take it off and pick up your axe.



Oh come on now boy, it's not like your wife just gave birth and you're holding your son for the first time! Hold it like you would hold your woman the night you conceived!



Now THAT'S more like it, lookin' like a real couple there I'd say. My you're learning at an incredibly fast rate there; I'd go as far as to say you're faster then all of The Fray themselves! Now all you need to do is learn 4 chords, steal a melody from Satriani but put it in a different key, and you'll be living the life in no time! Oh and don't forget to take pictures for myspace while you're at it! There's a mirror in here so why don't you go on ahead.



Oh yeah lookin' swell. Say there, time is up and that seems to be all that I am able and willing to teach you. A job well done on my part, I must say. You may be thinking to yourself "but what if I miss my favorite bands like Bal-Sagoth and Daughters and pg.99?!". Well sonny, I'm not gonna lie - it's going to be tough. I would suggest going to the mall right now and grabbing some Coldplay and The Spill Canvas. Once you pop in X&Y you'll understand what I mean when I say "holy shit what was I thinking with that music I used to listen to that took skill?". I must be leaving, so let me get a good look at you before I go.



Holy Christ, I am a modern-day miracle worker.



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shit i hate trees so much TEAR THEM ALL DOWN

So 2 days or so after my last blog we gained around 22more inches of snow(close to 4 feet total), and none of it has melted away yet as it's stayed a temperate average 0-5 degrees F. I went out and took some more pictures as last time - nothing special; albeit we have these wicked awesome icicles hanging from the roof of the house that are like 4 feet long. I kind of regret taking the little car and not my jeep cherokee up here; at least that has 4 wheel drive and won't get stuck in the snow even after clearing it all away -_-.

As I said last time, my parents live around 2 hours west of Redding, CA - halfway between Redding and Eureka; and are just below 6000ft elevation.






I look like a pregnant yeti..
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