http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/buttzor en-us Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:33:27 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=66400 vGl-CoW Meet this girl. The girl is B O O N . Boon's eyes are B L U E . Boon's skirt is G R E E N . Adventure time for B O O N ! What a good day! "Hello, sun!" says Boon. The sun is Y E L L O W . It fails to R E S P O N D . "Hello, neighbor!" says Boon. The neighbor is W H I T E . Hello, Boon! Where is the adventure? Boon knows... Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:33:27 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=66400 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=64829 vGl-CoW Greetings, constituency! I am here with you today to announce my candicacy as President of the United States. Seeing as how Ron Paul, a man who probably thinks of computers as just another type of portal for Mexicans to seep into our world, could get this much Internet endorsement, I figured the amount of support you would bestow on one of your own would be enough for me to become leader ... Mon, 07 Jan 2008 06:20:26 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=64829 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=63349 vGl-CoW Hi! I'm sure most of you have already heard the news: Activision merged with Vivendi Games (Blizzard's mommy). Because I'm a pretty important guy in the world of economics and mergers and large numbers and stuff, I managed to get my grizzly little paws on this otherwise top secret message, sent by Activision's board of directors to the loveable company we all have a borderline obsession w... Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:57:10 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=63349 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=62246 vGl-CoW I am so furious right now. Here's live webcam footage detailing exactly how seething with rage I am: :st: Why, you ask, am I pissed off to such wonderous and frightful magnitude? Gather 'round, children, and hear my tale. After several weeks of intense meditation in my broom closet, having locked myself inside with nothing more than a pack of dry crackers and enough LSD to depopulate an e... Sat, 10 Nov 2007 02:37:57 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=62246 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=58815 vGl-CoW CoW's Guide To Belgium A few days ago, I asked you to supply me with ideas so I could write a new blog. I have decided to go with Hawk's suggestion to write a guide about Belgium and why it is worth visiting. May my siren's song lead you to an early grave in our vast swamps so that we may rob you of your possessions and flesh. I hope this guide instills in you the wish to acquaint yourself... Tue, 04 Sep 2007 01:32:04 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=58815 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=58618 vGl-CoW Hello, friends! First off, a confession. I don't actually have a terrible secret. I just needed a ploy to get your attention, and it worked. I guess that, in a way, that's my terrible secret...? So, now that you're all dismayed and considering leaving again (that thread about hitting women sure looks tempting, huh? Go ahead, I'm sure the Internet is just dying to hear that you don't hit g... Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:19:40 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=58618 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=55462 vGl-CoW No more finals for this little slugger! This means I can finally escape my busy agenda of studying for four hours every day and smoking weed for the remainder of it. Therefore, I can present you with the last installment in the Art of Posting series. By ending this series, I don't mean to imply that any of you have gotten any better at posting (because you haven't, and never will). I've simply ... Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:29:49 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=55462 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=54940 vGl-CoW I'm bored and not quite sleepy yet. So guess what? It's like when daddy drinks too much angry juice again: time to teach you a lesson or two! There's still tons of no-no's happening out there in the forums and I cry every single time I see a bad post. The water's already up to my neck and it's all warm and salty. Sort of like being in the womb but with a lot more desperation. CHAPTER 4: FLA... Tue, 12 Jun 2007 18:28:49 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=54940 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=54523 vGl-CoW Another hour to waste on the noble goal of reducing shitpost emissions. They heat up the forums through flamewars and flood the Closed Forum, it's a massive disaster just waiting to happen. I should probably be studying, but education is for chumps. With the Communications degree I'm getting, I'll probably be more respected as a poster, anyway. CHAPTER 3: QUOTING Quoting is a huge p... Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:24:16 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=54523 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=54247 vGl-CoW Lo and behold, I have another hour to kill. This means you fat little munchkins get to learn how exactly you're supposed to make Polls. CHAPTER 2: Polls The poll is an invaluable tool in the Poster's utility belt. Like the hammer and screwdriver, it can be used to extract useful information out of people, when handled in the right way. It's handy to quickly quantify TL's opinion on imp... Thu, 31 May 2007 05:59:21 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=54247 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=54043 vGl-CoW Howdy, y'all Here I am, stepping into the blogosphere. I thought it was gonna be more like Tron or Hackers but so far it's been kind of a disappointment. Squeezed that fucking Powerglove on for nothing. I was pretty hesitant at first to start one of these things because I wanted to at least contribute something and the only concept I could come up with up was post huge pictures of fat nak... Mon, 28 May 2007 17:29:40 +0900 http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=54043