I am now in my senior year and I need a date to the prom.
My parents made it very clear that they are going to make me go to the prom no matter what, because they did not and they highly regret it. So, this is serious business. I'm not getting off the hook by complaining like a stupid bitch.
But here is my problem! No one wants to go with me that I find attractable. To be honest, the only people that actually consider going with me are the mentally handicapped retards or the black girl who gets mad because I won't hug her. And I'm not beautiful, I have some acne, and I'm just dopey. Not assertive, not sociable. Not the kind of guy girls would be thrilled to take to the dance.
I talked with my school and it turns out that you can actually take outside people to the prom! Now if you live in Pennsylvania or want to take a ride to Pennsylvania around Reading I would love for someone to take me.
My school administration applies some rules though: Cannot be over 21. Will be given a breathalyzer test upon entry of Prom.
So if you want to take me, please don't get drunk. And don't be over 21. I'm really depending on a sweet guy to just make this night easy for me. Don't worry, I don't slow dance, and we don't have to have sex afterwords. The only problem we may encounter is being called homos and the like.
PM me for more information but Prom is a while away, but I want to secure a date early. I'll take multiple applications and keep you guys updated to when the Prom will be (probably sometime next Year) and give you the location and such.
Thanks to TeamLiquid & Micronesia, I now have all the working components to watch any movie from my laptop on my television!
Last night I made my brother watch Kids! with me and he hated it! Anyways, what are some of your favorite/funniest movies you ever watched? I start school Monday so I told my parents they are obligated to spend this weekend with me watching movies. Nothing too pornographic though because my Dad likes that then I'll feel uncomfortable.
I remember last year was my first year learning VB.net and C++ at a votech school where I divided my time among my regular school (Governor Mifflin High School) and went to Berks West Campus Votech, for IT Programming. This was exceptionally cool because I only had to do a 3 hour school day and the rest was spent on a computer with awesome people coding.
Anyways, there was not a real whole lot to pick up from that class as the learning is the basics, which no one can really expect more. Visual Basic.NET was pretty lame, but was really a breeze to make Windows Apps so I actually had a special place in my heart for it. Of course we (students) would get our curriculum done, and whenever we had free time we just made ridiculous and dumb programs. For instance, I remember the first program I made that was goofy was where it would set the form to the size of the screen and just flash between colors, so you'd have to alt+tab or open up task manager or alt+f4 to close it. So maybe it was a pretty dumb program, but if my parents stumbled upon it they'd probably have a heart attack.
ANYWAYS. I remember when my friend Anthony made a program where it actually played a Mario song that looped forever through computer beeps, and I actually might still have the program. Even better is that he found a way to disable the task manager (or something similar, I can't even remember). The only way to stop the program he made was by opening another, which would then close both. Now why can't someone make it so the ICCup AH just disables the Oblivion from running? Not from your opponent, but to yourself. So that you can guarantee all the opponents you play are not hacking if they have anti-hack launcher on.
"Yahoo Answers has become the second most popular Internet reference site after Wikipedia, according to Comscore. In June, Yahoo Answers attracted 12.3 million unique visitors, a 35 percent spike from the previous month. (For comparison, media sensation YouTube had 13.4 million visitors in June.)"
The website is made up of 80% Evangelical Christians who love McCain and call Obama a wife beater and women hater.
15% is made up of Atheists. 4% is made up of unstable retards. 1% is made up of trolls.
I've been so addicted to this website that I've actually made multiple accounts just for when my other accounts get banned or run out of the posting limit for that day.
Post some humorous/retarded/ridiculous/awesome Yahoo! Answers questions/answers. I'll have a lot coming. Some of them aren't really that funny unless your smashed, but they still have a "WTF" factor to them.
It was close to midnight. I was at this party, tired, and just laying on the sofa, barely conscious. That is when I saw him... the most beautiful guy ever. His stare was piercing, much like the nail I accidentally stepped on last year which led to gangrene, which later led to getting my foot amputated. Anyhow, his hair was shaggy much like the carpet I own in my house, and god DAMN that is my favorite carpet. My dog always rubbed his ass on it, but that never kept me from wrapping myself inside it like I was in the pit of a sandwich.
Once again, sorry for getting off topic. He took a seat down next to me where he just gave me the most beautiful calf massage. No questions were asked, no words were exchanged, just a smooth clean calf massage. His warm hands pressing against my body were just so invigorating, I felt as if I could bust through my pants any second now.
But then all of a sudden he got a grimacing look. An EVIL look. He handcuffed me quickly behind my back, as I strangled. He then said in a hardcore voice, "Come with me bitch!" At this point I was pretty sure I was gonna die.
He took me up to the bathroom and held a gun to my head, making me face the opposite direction. Many things were running through my mind, I didn't know what to do. He then places a cigarette and Jack Daniels in front of me, and says, "You will drink a shot of Jack Daniels and smoke that Cigarette or..." - Then he makes a clear noise of zipping down his pants and smacks my ass real hard. I was scared, shaking, I could barely even hold my posture. He pushed me down on my knees, and I was ready to save my anal virginity.
I take the shot of Jack Daniels, as he gropes my thighs. I scream, as the horrible Jack Daniels burns my throat, leaving an aftertaste of pure pain and disgust. What have I become? I'm underage! "I'm not doing the cigarette!" I screamed! He then grabbed my fly and tried to zip down my pants, still with the gun to my head.
"Okay... okay... I'll do it..." I replied to his horrible actions. I then grabbed the cigarette, crying in pain and distress. He lit it up for me as I took a huge inhale, coughing and hacking out a lung.
"Good... Good..." he said. "Now, I want you to scream out the window.. scream 'I'm a Man Now!'"
"Anything but that! No! I won't do it! For christ's sake!" My limbless body yelped.
He then started pulling my pants down violently. "Okay... I'll do it!" I sobbed. I was placed at the window and screamed "I am a Man Now!" and my whole perception of who I was is now replaced with someone else.
You see, no longer am I the quiet kid who was sitting on that sofa anymore. Oh no... I am more than that. I am a man now. I saved my life today with performing some horrible tasks, but now I can return home to my family, my mother, my father, my brother, my dog, in one piece. Not because I smoked a cigarette or alcohol. But because I did it for them. I knew they wanted to see me come home... and I did, I did this so now finally I can be reunited with my family.
As I walked out of the house from the party I saw some guy yell "Look at those fatasses!". I thought, how absurd is that! So then I took the gun in my pocket, grabbed a shot of Jack Daniels and a cigarette, and took that mother fucker to the bathroom and getting ready to rump that boy.
I was looking for a way to connect my computer to my television so I can watch Starcraft on my huge television. We (my Grandma and me) went to Best Buy and she asked an employee and he said it really depends on the computer.
He then asked me if my computer has "SVideo" or "Dvi" - something similar to those two. I was like "I have no clue". Rly nao. What are those? How do I find what my computer has?
After I find the specifics of what I need for this "product" what am I exactly buying to make this work? He mentioned a cable that they sell in 5', 10', & 30'. I don't know what this "cable" is either.
My favorite show, just found a video on it. I remember back when I was in 5th grade and I'd be so excited to come home and turn on my television. And boy was I happy when I heard they played it at 5am in the morning, so I had to rearrange my sleep schedule just to hit two showings of the most amazing cartoon in the world. Does anyone remember this show? I found this video and how nostalgic it is... it makes me cry.
There is a girl moaning really loud in my brothers bedroom and there is lots of banging. He is only 15 and it isn't his girlfriend. How do I deal with it.
To Bolt is to Boxer
