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	<title>Jayson X's Blog: Twisted Humor</title>
	<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/jaysonx</link>
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	<lastBuildDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 22:35:59 +0900</lastBuildDate>
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		<title>KotH right now on EU</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=295890</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description>Decided we do a little KotH right now on EU. With a little drinking game (whenever someone gets supply blocked we drink). Join Channel JaysonXStarcraft and give LeBlock a message.

Anyway...found my desire to start playing SC2 again! </description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 22:33:02 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>Jay In Korea - Part 4</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=164820</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description>++ Part 1 ++
++ Part 2 ++
++ Part 3 ++

Hi guys. This will be my last and closing chapter to my korea trip. I'm back home after a 23hours trip and I would lie to you if I said I'm glad to be home haha! But I was lucky having an extra free seat on both flights making it a bit more comfortable. This piece will be very short, I guess.

First of all FUCK YOU american keyboard for switching Y ...</description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2010 21:26:45 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>Jay In Korea - Part 3</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=163658</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description>++ Part 1 ++
++ Part 2 ++

Hi, massage? Yes yes. Ok. Shower. Hm. Hihihi. Look I feel hella tense my back is killin...ahh thats it. You army? Fuck no. No fuck? What? ... You chill. I am chill. You chill. Oukay..zZZzz. 
Turn. I turn. You like? Yeah makes me very slee...hm WAIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOI...!!...!!!!!..!!!!!!!..hihi..



So its like 4pm over here. Woke up with what was proba...</description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 19:06:19 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>Jay In Korea - Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=161966</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description>++ Part 1 ++

Hi guys. 

Here's part two :D I don't know what i will be writing about. There's definetely Day1 GSL in here, some more eating stories and one random kiss. As lucky as I was it finaly starts to pay back. I feel like shiat (hangover), kicked some aspirins and tried to give myself some rest today. My stomach still feels kinda shaken. Definetly have to get something good to eat. ...</description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 18:37:38 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>Jay In Korea - Part 1</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=161687</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description>Okok after getting the korean keyboard to work I'm finally able to write something. It's actually the first time for me in a PC Bang. Quite nice, only a few people, some old guy next to me plays BroodWar, two guys in another row play SC2. But let me gather my thoughts and roll back a few days. Oh, and since I'm completely alone i go a bit more in depth in case you are looking to do the same thi...</description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 16:46:20 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>Jay to Korea - Part1 - Need To Be Able To Play!</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=159865</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description>Bonjour TL.net

Two days ago i decided, since i'm free for a month anyway i would fly to korea this week. I'm expecting a call from my travel agency today.

I already talked with Blizzard Support asking for a possibility or temporary account for me to be able to play on kor-server, even stated i dont care if i have to buy the game again. But their response was basicaly &quot;yep you got tha...</description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 21:10:08 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>[HELP] Installation Problem!</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=131803</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description>Hi

My friend and i are trying to play Armed Assault 2 over LAN. I had it on my computer 'bout one year ago, deleted it and now when i try to install it (click on setup) i get this little Window from Windows7

 

I tried and searched for a solution. I have no idea how to get it to install. There is no autoplay either. I have of course a original cd. It works perfectly on my friend's compu...</description>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 01:34:31 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>Jay's Hell On Earth Part 5</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=123503</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description> 
[PART1][PART2][PART3][PART4]
°Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK!!!°
&quot;*gasp gasp gasp*&quot;
°Run! Fucking run faster!!°
&quot;SHUT UP! I'm running for my...WOUW!...life here. Of course i'm running as fast as i can!&quot;
°Jay they are shooting at us!°
&quot;Barely noticed...&quot;
°WATCH OUT!°
&quot;...the fucking bullets!&quot;
°How Jay? Tell me how. How did this fucking happe...</description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 06:37:01 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>Jay's Hell On Earth Part 4</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=123033</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description> 
[PART1][PART2][PART3]
&quot;Don't you think it's time to stop?&quot;
&quot;Shut it&quot;
&quot;It's not funny&quot;
&quot;It's not meant to be funny&quot;
&quot;Honey&quot;
&quot;Bunny&quot;
&quot;Sunny&quot;
&quot;Cunny&quot;
&quot;Ah! You lost! That's not a word.&quot;
&quot;Let me check.&quot;
&quot;Oh it fucking is a word. A rather...&quot;
&quot;...&quot;
&quot;schpunny one...</description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 00:24:41 +0900</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=123033</guid>
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		<title>Jay's Hell On Earth Part 3</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=122745</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description> 
[PART1][PART2]
The dark abyss. Her legs spread wide open and i couldn't sleep. My head hurt, my heart burned. She took my favorite &quot;Free Tibet&quot; shirt and decided to sleep in it. Not that it doesnt look good on her, but fuck man, it's my best shirt. I wore that in Tibet! They would have kicked me in a small jailcell if they saw me wearing that. But for a picture it was worth the tr...</description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 22:24:30 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>Jay's Hell On Earth Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=122558</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description> 
[PART1]
&quot;Reads fake....plus your english is pretty bad. Is it fake?&quot;
&quot;Hmm.&quot;
&quot;And who's that Tumor girl? Do i know her?&quot;
&quot;Hm.&quot;
&quot;And who's that at your door? Are you in debt?&quot;
&quot;H.&quot;
&quot;What?&quot;
&quot;Would you shut up already you fucking faggot?&quot;

The faggot was Pablo. Pablo The Princess. That's at least what they ...</description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 05:37:31 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>Jay's Hell On Earth Part 1</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=122501</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description> 

Hi. I'm Jayson X. Remember me? You might know me from my magazine thread, or my progamer shops here or there or even there. Or you might remember me from that one time i fought zombies while beeing a zombie. Ahh good times...


What happened you ask? Where are the good stories i hear you question? It's all beta this, beta that! Giveaway here, Contest there. I feel your pain my man. It's...</description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 22:58:42 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>My left hand shakes when i hold something!!</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=75274</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description>HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When i hold something with my left hand my ankel starts to trembel since this morning!!!! Doesn't matter if it's heavy or not. And my hands feel so cold, like fucking zombie hands!!

I tried masturbating with it (since it is my love hand) but it wont work. It's too cold and the shaking makes my movement to abrubt. My whole technique is fucked up by it. I don't kn...</description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:04:56 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>[Help]Searching A Picture Expander</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=70819</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description>Hi

I was looking up and down the internet but i can't find a site with that viewer again.

What it does is you click on a thumbnail and it expands the full resolution picture out of it without the hassle of opening a new window. It renders the site in the background darker and you can close the picture by clicking on it or a little x on the top right.

Can someone point me to the right d...</description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 00:25:17 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>Going to amsterdam</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=69340</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description>Soon i'm on a plane to amsterdam for another short weekend trip. Last time i've been there was a few years ago.

Byebye!
ilalliˈqa!
agur!
alahimanet!
dovijdane!
dzai-jyen!
A hui hou!
Allah Hafiz!!!!
Hogibittu baruttene!
annyeong!</description>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:34:48 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>I'm the jenna jameson of starcraft</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=68147</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description>That means i suck hard.
I finaly know how she must have felt after sucking all the time. You don't feel nothing anymore. You're so worne out you just let it happen. Nomatter where the final blow comes, you accept it. You await the embarassment and take the right pose to look good. &quot;It's not real&quot; you say to yourself. You wash it all away backstage but you remain a smilie face in publ...</description>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:29:47 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>Girl Problem HELP!</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=67995</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description>OK here it is.
I know this girl right, and she's about 1.90m, so about 15cm taller than i am. And she works in a boutique, and erm has a good sense of fashion. I met her at a privat party and she told me she wants to be a designer or something. Own product line and whatnot. The thing is she has a boyfriend and he's kind of a lumberjack. I'd say 2.0m tall and hands that could twist my neck unti...</description>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:00:37 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>About the next chapter of starcraft</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=67890</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description>First things first. Execuise my bade engrish. Ife you don understande there are'e links on left saide press on any of them and get the fuck out of my blog.




After blizzard announced the zerg race it was only natural for all of us to look in to the starcraft2 forum more often. I cannot help it but browse trough threads looking for informations and sometimes opinions. 

And i feel i'm i...</description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:36:49 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>Uaaah i'm so bored</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=67778</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description>I'm sooooo fucking boorreeedddd. Nothing to do here at work. My internet is slow for no reason, all i have to drink is water (uech) and the only alternative is to acctualy work. Nothing to eat, everyone's gone for dinner and i have to pretend to work for another 3 hours!! I'm so not in the mood for that.

Ah what would i give for a cold coke and a huge sandwich. Oh those were the days. But no...</description>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:25:49 +0900</pubDate>
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		<title>[PCHelp]The Chinese Infested Me!</title>
		<link>http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=66133</link>
		<author>Jayson X</author>
		<description>Ok. Normaly i have no problem with my computer whatsoever. I ussualy backup and format my harddrives as soon something is fishy. Now about two weeks ago i had to transfer some data onto the computer of my boss. Since we split our network after we moved to another building i had to save this stuff on a usb stick. I forgot my stick at home and my boss gave me one of his he bought last week when h...</description>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:48:37 +0900</pubDate>
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