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Kennigit, Nov 11 2008
ARE BFFs. HE UPLOADED US TO HIS DCINSIDE LOLOLOL
http://gall.dcinside.com/list.php?id=...59365&k_type=0100&keyword=wwi
Kennigit, Oct 02 2008
We need a new bonjwa. I have lost so much motivation and enjoyment of progaming because the heroes...they are all gone. the difference between watching a replay and watching a highly anticpated vod is so great and what used to be so great about seeing nada vs savior osl finals is all but gone.
I thought i was getting "old" or starting to grow out of it but i talked with other tl members who feel the same. I am sick of dick hole randoms winning starleagues - go to hell. Bisu you stupid dick. You had a chance to be bonjwa. You had a chance to inspire and blow people away. Instead you dethroned savior and then everyone realized you weren't a hero at all and you fell. Bisu should have won 5 more starleagues and become a true legend - that is what we need a hero once more. No dick face photocopy noob protoss idiots like stork and best and backho living in the shadow of epics like nal_ra...where is the passion. These kids have none and it comes through in their games and through the broadcast.
We need a new bonjwa
/emo.
chill if you close this awesome blog i'll stab you
Kennigit, Sep 06 2008
Someone did something to me....you know who you are....my game has been ruined. Before i could walk into club, systematically judge girls, my chances, and my desperation and with 99% ration destroyed that. Mostly my fault for getting involved. That being said here is my story for the night. I think there will be a moral at the end.
So i think ive been on the very first super hard rebound of my life but its back firing on me. I was at a...upscale club in my town where theres a little bit of a dress code, the girls are a little classier etc.
So i went to meet some friends from highschool just for a super fun time. Knowing my......history....they said "Kennigit, i will give you a bottle of Crown Royal (i had seen said bottle) and i drink each (4 drinks total) to go pick up the fattest girl in this bar.
Being Kennigit my immediate reaction was LOLOLLOOOOLOLOLLOL THIS WILL BE HILARIOUS.....but for the first time in my life i started thinking about the girl's feelings...feeling bad for thinking of treating her like a piece of meat. I followed this up with 4 Double rum and cokes. I was good to go.
I scoped my target and her friends. I should a) not have approached drunk b) no approached without a wingman c) not approached on the dance floor.
This is what happens when you "try to pick up" when you've been drinking. Don't do it sirs.
I followed standard game of winning her friends first but they saw right through my game, realizing how drunk i was and seeing me looking at my friends and smirking at them...they were on guard. i was fucked. Being kennigit i couldn't stop now and had to push forward.
I turned to the target and pushed in. I would say worst move of my life but i wasn't....it was just a bad bad bad move in a series of other bad moves lololol. Her friends come up to me "we know what you are doing. You think you are hot shit and are trying to pick her up for a bet. Well fuck you"
...........i was speechless......wow.....i hadn't pulled this kind of stupid shit in years and knew not to do it a) morally b)with friends c) around other girls d)after her
I have to wake up in 3.5 hours. Its going to be awful.
If YOU are reading this....you know what i said was true, take the rest with salt.
Kennigit, Jul 01 2008
Any questions about wwi or the sc2 experience post them here. Ill say that my general impressions were that SC2 is in really good shape. It would be easy to jump onto points that make bw a different game from sc2 but i discovered very quickly that you cannot go in with that mindset. So ill address anything about the game experience but not comparissons to bw - saving that for the FE we release
Kennigit, Jun 25 2008
Don't jerk it while talking to girls on msn. Somehow im going out with some girl im not even atttracted to tomorrow for lunch. Shes wanted me bad for like a year but i only call her when im drunk and lonely....god damn...today i also saw a girl that i hooked up with like a year and ago behind a dumpster - i was dressed as jesus and she was dressed as the devil. it was the most sacreligious thing ive ever done in my life and felt awful.
She was with her mom and i was with mine LOL. It was great out moms were like "oh HEY! how are you blah blah" and i was like "oh hi hows your vagina"
that was my day.
edit: this was a terrible addition. ill write something better later
Kennigit, Apr 26 2008
Seems to be the cool new thing to do. You may ask me any question about girls and i guarentee 100% success unless your name is Decafchicken in which case you will stall and chicken out despite any and all advice.
Fuck following trends. Im drunk so Ask ogogogogogogogogogogogo
Kennigit, Oct 10 2007
Attracting Girls To You
So after many requests I decided to do another edition of my Guide to Girls. I’ve got mid terms coming up so it may be a few weeks till my next one but I’ll try be a little more regular.
In my long hiatus from this blog I did A LOT of reading into relationship theory and psychoanalysis (for a couple courses im taking) and through a number of attraction seduction books. Normally im pretty skeptical about all this because in order to accept it, you have to take a step back and look at society.
The mating process has become overly complex. It’s natural that we think about it a lot, but with the birth of the feminist movements (im not blaming women….well…maybe I am) suddenly everything became way more difficult. Why in like the 1500s no matter who you were (guy) were you guaranteed to get married/laid? Because it was just something that was accepted. Women had to find a man to take care of them and pop out a few kiddies to keep the blood line going. Men on the other hand are evolutionarily designed to spread their seed as far and wide as possible.
NSFW+ Show Spoiler +
You sick fuck did you think I was going to have a pic of a guy spreading his seed far and wide?
In the last 50 years all of a sudden we’ve thrown a veil onto the whole process. Suddenly women are expected to jump into the work force and provide financially for the family. Don’t get me wrong, im not a sexist and I completely support women “out of the home”, but out biological make up tells us that she should be looking for someone who can do that for her.
So there’s the issue. In this crazy day, how can you show girl A that you’ve got the right stuff to make you a good partner (read: boneable)
Confidence and Value
Oh god not this confidence stuff again. I don’t want to reiterate what I wrote in my previous post about it, but its very important. Psychologically a girl needs to believe that you can take care of her and children you could produce in the worst situations. Now, as was the case in this thread, if you cant look her or others in the eye, what does that tell her about your confidence, how well could you protect her?
It is proven that in what they are looking for in a partner, men go about 80% physical, 20 % emotional while women go 20% physical, 80% emotional.
Look at this picture
![[image loading]](http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/12/11/gyngell_wideweb__430x331.jpg)
You could argue a lot of things like “the guy is rich blah blah”, but all those different notions all relate to how well you can protect her. And when you may have only just met a girl or are suddenly trying to make an impression confidence is one of the only ways we have.
The Attraction phase
One of the most common and destructive problems that guys have is showing women their interest. Just like in the animal kingdom, women are getting approached by different guys who try to show their value all the time – boring. Let me try to explain it this way – if I bring out 20 boxes of cookies and let her taste them all, she will get bored with most of them almost instantly not matter how good they can. Now what if I tell her “heres 20 boxes of cookies but im putting 1 box over here that you can’t have”. Which box is she going to want? Right. Now what if after a little persuasion I let her had a little taste and then pull back and tell her she cant have any more of that box of cookies – she wants more.
I hope that makes sense – you need to show your girl X that sure you’re a nice/attractive/whatever guy but you don’t care that much who she is. She needs to be convinced that being with you is a prize that SHE has to attain. Trust me, if done correctly, this works every time.
There are many books on this subject and if you are having problems I highly recommend them (at the bottom). Im obviously briefing this all down for lengths sake but heres a number of points that are KEY to being successful
- If you show that you are interested first, you’ve already lost and are going into damage control to save any chance you have left.
- Once you are in a stage that you think she could be interested, show a little interest and then cool right off. Make it evident that you aren’t just a her push toy
- Don’t jump through her hoops. There are mini tests of character that she will throw at you, “can you buy me a soda?” “omg do that trick/funny voice you do all the time”. It’s ok to do these things but the way you deal with it is so that it’s evident that you didn’t perform because she told you to. So if she asks you to do that funny trick, you need to make her do something first – anything, just a sort of payment.
- Befriend her friends. If you can see’s social acceptance from her friend group and others around you, she will be much more willing to accept you as a partner.
Ok, a quick story time.
How I dated the hottest girl in highschool
In highschool I was about 6’1, 160 lbs, acne, scruffy hair and had no clue…and I mean absolutely no clue at all with women. In my senior year however I dated the hottest girl in the school until we graduated. EVERY guy, football player, nerd, teacher wanted to get with this girl and for some reason she wanted this lanky punk.
So last night when I was thinking of writing this, I sat down to go over what I had been doing that made me so attractive to her.
- I was on student council and over much prep had garnered up the confidence to start Mcing school assemblies. (showing value/acceptance by others)
- I was pretty decent at academics and talked to everyone around me (this is another point ill drive in later). (showing value/acceptance by others)
- Whenever I saw this girl I was always too busy with club/student council stuff to give her the time of day. Sure she was hot as hell but I just couldn’t care at the time. (showing a disinterest)
- She was NOT used to this. Despite how shy she may have tried to portray herself to be, she was the girl that every guy wanted to be with and who the fuck was I to not want her. (disinterest)
- So I realized one day that she was flirting with me, she started rubbing my leg with hers in the library. ZOMGZ ZOMGZ ZOMGZ! Ok, so I calmed the fuck down and let it go on for a bit and then I saw one of my buddies who I had to talk to about school so I got up and just walked on over. (pushing and pulling)
- Her face - :o !
- Now as this is going on, I realize she likes me, but am still worried about school stuff, leadership responsibilities, getting into uni etc. So I would see her flirt a bit and then “have to leave” which was literally the case but she saw me as playing hard to get or something (I had this convo with her like 2 months later when we were dating). (pushing and pulling)
Now im not saying all this was smooth. Clearly I had no clue what I was doing but by accident or miracle starting applying the steps of attracting her and it worked.
List of Books
I don’t consider myself a master at this sort of stuff but I do for some reason have a keen intuition for it. These books are valuable to the average joe who has no clue what he’s doing.
The Game by Neil Strauss – Im not a pickup artist or an aspiring one but many of the underlying principles laid out in this book and The Mystery Method are common with other works discussing social dynamics between the sexs and relationship theory. Highly recommended because its an awesome story too.
The Psychotherapy Relationship – its like 100$ Canadian so you can probably pick it up at your library.
I have more books on this lying around and will add them as I find them. I would suggest hitting up your library on it, David DeAngelo’s book on attracting women should be there to which is also quite relevant.
http://ca.wiley.com/WileyCDA/WileyTitle/productCd-0471127205.html
http://www.amazon.com/How-Attract-Asian-Women-Ming/dp/0971580804
Also, for the dronebabo’s in all of us
![[image loading]](http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41SYZ725WYL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_.jpg)
http://www.amazon.com/How-Attract-Asian-Women-Ming/dp/0971580804
Questions
Since I started doing these blogs I’ve helped out four different teamliquidians with relationship stuff from highschool to uni to post grad which ended up being successful so if you have any specific questions feel free to pm me or post in here and ill give you my 2 cents
Kennigit, Sep 23 2007
Guys....i haven't written a blog entry in a while but this does have to do with picking up girls.
Normally i find myself relatively successful but was never quite sure how to guarantee myself success. After reading only about 40 pages of this book, "The Game" i completely changed my approach and balled bitches so hard last night it was ridiculous
im also still drunk and trying to avoid spelling mistakes.
So, how good is the game? Well i wake up this morning, open up my facebook and see to different messages saying
"hey it was really nice meeting you last night blah blah blah...i thought i'd give you my number since you never asked for it  " ahahahahahaha.
There were these 2 guys trying really hard to hit on these girls, and i owned them all...its like they all went 50 nexus and i 4 pooled all of them. i should write strats more often
My roommate and a couple buddies have been studying this fine art and in a very short time we have had incredible results...infact...its 10am and my roommate is no where to be found.
Here's a picture of the book and hopefully i'll write a review better than this piece of shit when im sober.
![[image loading]](http://www.cherylgoh.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/WindowsLiveWriter/TechnoratiTags_95EC/TheGamePenetratingtheSecr8773_f31.jpg)
Kennigit, Jul 24 2007
So i went to an extras casting thing at the hockey arena last weekend for the new Hulk Movie. In case you didn't know, Edward Norton (fight club, Italian Job) and Liv Tyler (Steve Tylers daughter = so fucking hot) are in it. Anyways, me and 2 of my friends decided to go to it drunk to see what would happen. We go walking in and they were filming us (to see how we walked naturally) and today i get a call back to say that we were among their first selections! LOL!
So im gonna be in the new Hulk movie which is my gateway to fame. You can say you knew me on the internets when i make it big. the casting girl told me im either going to be smashed out of the way by the hulk or "something better which hasm't been decided on").
More too come next thursday when i finish :D
[b] UPDATE: I just found out that the scenes illbe anywhere near will be a "secret military base :O ! "
Kennigit, May 30 2007
Cockblockers 1 – Her Friend
For this next segment I decided I would incorporate A request from SiZ.Fantasy with an article I started to prepare.
Cockblockers fucking suck. They are like a fungus that it seems you can never get rid of – everytime you are about to “make your move”, in they sweep like Nero, burning and raping your game. In this Part 1 of 2 section, I will discuss a common menace to your game, the Fat Ugly Friend
Her Friend
Ever met this girl before?
![[image loading]](http://x79.xanga.com/0a40367a636a915127642/z10843211.gif)
Oh yes you have. She’s that fat ugly chick that never seems to have a boyfriend and clings onto the relationships and sex lives of her friends, reveling in their gossip. She, my friend, can be your worst enemy, or your best ally. It’s all about how you deal with her, and with a cockblocking fat chick, there is only one true solution – A Wing Man.
A box of Smarties will only keep her occupied so long (12 seconds when I tried it once -_-). These types of girls have become so devoid of male attention that eventually, they reach a point where they decide that if they can’t have a man, then theres no way in hell her friend is going to have one. Now bear in mind she doesn’t say this to her friend’s (your target) face, but she will do everything in her power to foil your plans.
A couple weeks ago, I was in a club and these smoking hot girls were dancing. It was crowded and I decided they needed a little Kennigit charm. I slid my way through spotting a particular brunette who I just had to go meet. As I was within 4 feet of her, and closing fast, a malevolent shadow bore down upon me. I looked up to see one of the most hideous women I have seen in my entire life. She looked something like this
![[image loading]](http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/104969/b18.jpg) .
Letting out a little scream I composed myself and tried to slide past her. Suddenly, the behemoth growled softly and spoke authoritatively into my ear.
“They all have boyfriends”.
Lets clear something up. Girls do not travel to clubs to go dancing when they ALL have boyfriends. I can guarantee you that there is at least one single girl there but Helga The Destroyer will have nothing of it.
I backed away smiling and returned to base to consort with some of my buddies. This is often a key requirement to picking up in a club/bar or simply when going after a girl you genuinely like. Recognizing how jealous girls get of each other, (even when they hide it well) I knew that my only key to success would be to eliminate the fat friend with any force necessary. After deciding that taking her outside and stabbing her wasn’t a viable option (no knife) I grabbed a good friend of mine and told him he needed to wing man me. I pointed out the girl to him and he approached her with beer in hand and started grinding her. I saw the shock in her face when she realized what was happening but the sudden bliss that enveloped her form allowed me ample time to slide by and meet her friend.
Mission Accomplished
The Wingman – When dealing with fat/ugly/both chicks your wingman does not have to be a stud. He doesn’t need to have “A” Game or even try particularly hard. These types of girls crave attention and all you need is for him to appease that yearning, even if just for a few minutes while you spend your “relationship building” time with her friend.
Remember, Maverick was nothing without Goose. Iceman was a wanker without Slider (or Hollywood…I cant remember which it was)
![[image loading]](http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/3439/topgun.gif)
The Wingman is primary tool in your belt and you should reward him graciously for the sacrifice he will make for you. (i bought mine a 6 pack for helping me with the fat chick and getting me out of a fight)
~ It turns out all those girls did have boyfriends… Infact, within 3 minutes of being there I almost got into a fight with one of the compadrés who came to save his girl.
Man I hate it when fat girls are right >.< ~
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