I love you Gaetel

Dear Teamliquidians. The M-Tel MASTERS is upon us (http://www.mtelmasters09.com).
The M-tell MASTERS is currently one of the biggest chess tournaments in the world and it's held over the course of ten days (so plenty of time to enjoy ourselves).

Participants are none other than ;
Topalov (2812)
Carlsen (2770)
Ivanchuk (2746)
Shirov (2745)
Wang (2738)
Dominguez (2721)

For more information be sure to check the site. The first game between Topalov and Carlsen is about to start (http://www.mtelmasters09.com/en/live.html for a live feed). Enjoy watching


Results :
+ Show Spoiler [Results of Round 1] +

I, like many other people on IRC, am watching the WCG opening ceremony (Oh it's over now, thank god.). If you do NOT want your view on esports (and especially the wcg, assuming it is fairly positive right now) changed, DO NOT WATCH IT.

The horror that has come before me has ruined me. I am no longer innocent. I am going to set myself on fire.
Please.. don't watch it ;_; I love you all too much for you to be scarred like this.

For those who want to know what happened, but are too frightened to actually watch the opening ceremony
+ Show Spoiler +

Dear silly people.

It has come to my attention that I could quite possibly have diabetes (I'll know whether I have it or not on monday).
And this got me thinking, naturally I giggled at this dish of own mother nature has presented me with and I decided to take over the roll of "God" and create my own disease (Starcraft related, of course).

SSO
Starcraft Stress Disorder

What is SSO?
SSO is a disease that causes the unfortunate victim to ruin his or her life in order to play and/or follow
Starcraft (Watch and play Koreans).
It keeps people up until early in the morning or even afternoon, thus causing them to miss out on the better
things in life.

What are the symptoms?
Symptoms include, but are not limited to ;
-Insomnia
-Erectile Disfunction (But only when people like Rock are playing)
-Fanboyism
-Spontaneous combustion
-Blindness

Special note ; Be very aware of what race your friend plays, Homocide and Suicide are far more common
among Protoss players

How do I cure it?
Unfortunately there is no cure, one can battle the symptoms but a cure has yet to be created.
The disease transfers sexually, so be sure to practise safe sex.

Dr. Pellucidity


Needless to say I amused myself to no end, and I invite you all to create your own starcraft related disease. It should include a name, an explanation as to what it is, symptoms, and a cure (if any). Have at it, my minions!

P.S. Oh noes I have SSO ;_;

G is for the great times we had
A is for all the times we cried
E is for Estro, the team you adore
T is for Tiny, which is what you are
E is for English, the language we both speak
L is for the love that we share
E is for Eternal, just me and you

I love you Gaetele ;_; this poem took me a good six seconds to write, I NEED YOU. UNIGNORE ME PLEASE ;_;