Polyphasic

Fuck the most fucking embarrassing thing just happened to me like 10 seconds ago. I'm in my parents' house on break and I'm in my room, and something about my folks is that they like to clean my room when I'm gone. I typically think it's pretty weird but I don't give it a second though too often cause I don't have anything to hide really.

I notice a bag in the corner that's all nice and shit with my stuff in it that they cleaned. I'm going through it looking for stuff when I see some toys that ahem, me and my ex used to have. except they were ahem, mostly for her.

I haven't seen them in a while and kind of forgot about them. I must have left them in the room and forgot, and they were cleaning my shit and found it. HOLY FUCK, that is so embarrassing. Do I need to lock my door while I'm gone?I hope they know it's for a girl, not for me, but still having my parents go through my stuff and see that stuff makes me feel so weird.

not only that, but they were like, all arranged nice and stuff, and cleaned and put nicely into the bag. I don't even want to imagine

so i just took it and stuffed it into my backpack and i'm gonna take it with me to where i live in college instead of leaving it down here for my folks to run upon again. i just hope i don't forget about it again. maybe i should just throw this shit away cause it's not really reusable. but even if i do throw it away, it's gonna be at a gas station somewhere, not in the house bin.

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Dear team liquid

does anyone here know about house boats? Some used ones in the 1990-1998 range seem to run around the range of 30k-60k. They seem pretty reasonably spaced... and as a new bachelor out of college soon, I am interested in living in one.

However, that's all I know so far. How does garbage and toilet and electricity and shower work? if the boat costs ~30k, then rent is only about $160 a month, and living on a houseboat is pretty cool. I just need to know what other things entail.

Many thanks!!!

I have often expressed that I hate "players" who use women and leave them feeling horrible.

Let's suppose that in a species where reproduction between males and females involves "courtship" during which time, the guy presents his "fitness" and the female judges...

There are two predominant strategies that the guy can adopt. The first is to become fit so the girls will dig them. The second is to fake fitness, fuck the girl, then run off. The first strategy focuses on rearing a few children successfully. The second strategy involves rearing many children, and hoping that some other "nice" male will come along and raise their children.

So even if we aren't consciously aware of it, there is a species-wide battle of the genes between the "nice" genes and the "exploitive" genes.

Not only that, but badass guys will make nice girls distrust everyone, including nice guys. Badass girls will marry nice guys for their money, and sleep with badass guys.

I hate you. I hate all of you. All you "badboy" guys. all you "bad girl" who are so sweet on the surface. even nice people are ruined by you. including me.

I hate you!!!!!

when you hurt me, I can live on. But every nice person I know has been hurt by you too. They are worse off because of it. you think you are fooling me, but i'm only playing because i want to believe that you are better than that. and i don't know what else i can do. I HATE YOU

I have a theory. You know how after you go to Uwajimaya, you need your receipt to validate your parking? Well, some people, it's like they are going to Uwajimaya, but instead of Uwajimaya, it's like, they are going to a party or something. And after the party when they are walking home or driving home, instead of validating their parking, they go over the things they bought and validate their existence.

btw... why is my IP at home banned from TLnet. I know I am a little eccentric, but I think things that I say don't deserve the ban stick. T___T.

is there any way to get my IP unbanned?

Well, it's finally that time. Tomorrow at 12 pm noon, I will be taking the MCAT, which is 1 of the two most important tests that I'll be taking in my life. (The other one is the StepII exam I take in the middle of med school to determine which residencies I qualify for.)

So far on practice exams, I'm getting top 10% relative to other applicants, so I should be ok as long as I don't choke. Wish me luck everyone!!! T____T

wow, hella nervous. i'm gonna go scout out the test location and just kinda chill today. Maybe read up some sample essays just to keep my brain active, but not much else.

So you guys who have been to places like: www.redtube.com, www.tube8.com, or www.youporn.com will notice that there are a lot of guys who have sex and they record it for whatever reason.

I do my share of clubbing and picking up girls. Most of them are one night stands. I have so far been in the habit of getting their number, and then taking a picture with my phone just so I "remember who they are", but really it's kind of like collecting ears in Diablo. Honestly, I have yet to get a dead on 10 yet, but I'd say I'm hovering around the 8s with the occasional 7 or 9 quality girls.

So do you guys know of where I can get some very very very small digital cameras, like the ones that look like sunglasses and nobody knows you are recording? I think bang brothers has some of those, or at least I saw some people using them while picking up and banging chicks, but I don't know where to get them or how much they cost. Would love one though . then I can build my video collection instead of just my crappy cell phone picture collection, which I don't even know how to save on the computer.