Rekrul

anyone live there?

i gotta go there tomorrow to film some shit for pokerstars

where are the hotspots, good clubs, etc

(taipei obv)

i heard theres a dinner friday night in korea for all the sc'ers in korea like susie jamie tod taste artosis nevergg portorican and any other randoms like elric

why was i not invited man?

came to junju for friend's wedding, went out last night for bachelors party then slept through the wedding LOL\

now im stuck in hotel room here phone battery dead and i can't get msn or aim to work on this peice of shit hotel computer so tl.nets all i got

entertain or stimulate me

i feel dissapointed and betrayed

His name is Shin-il. Though when we talk to him we call him "Hyung" which is Korean for "big bro" as a sign of respect and just general Korean culture. Though, when we talk about him amongst ourselves we refer to him as "The Nil" or "Big Nilly" or "The Hyung" or "What a fucking Monster." One name is not enough for this man. Not only is acting his profession but he is a social chameleon of sorts as he can blend into any situation. He is 36 years old and while my friends and I who are his real friends, are much younger than he he, his heart is right there with us. No one balls harder than Kim Shin-il.

I met him several years ago for the first time through a mutual friend at a booking club that is now closed that was called Juliana. We were in a room and he spoke retarded english to me but in a very engaging, upbeat, and friendly manner. My first impression of him was great but never could have I expected what I was getting myself into.

I'm sitting there in the room with Shin-il as the waiter keeps bringing in girls. I am continuing to fail with girls, sometimes having decent conversations, got a couple numbers but they were the courtesy "arg I'll just give this guy my number then never answer his calls or texts" kinda thing. Girls in Korea would rather do that then say "No." straight up because once they give you their number they know you'll let them leave without any struggle and its a more efficient way of leaving politely than saying "No." and having to worry about some loser being like "WHY NOTTTTT?? YOU DONT LIKE MEEEEE?" Anyways I'm just getting warmed up and getting my buzz going but Shin-il is already deep in conversation with this girl educating her about random bullshit of how fucked up celebrities lives are. She's sitting there looking at him in awe like a 6 year old girl in a prarie full of dandilions staring up into the cloudy blue sky dreaming of what could come of life as he talks about the glamorous high life. She was a 9.5 out of 10. Killer body and really cute face. Normally girls this hot in the clubs of Korea are really prissy and put up a shield unless a really handsome guy with killer game goes to work on them. Not saying that Shin-il is bad looking by any means, he's an actor after all, but he's 36 and no superstar and this 22 year old korean angel has melted into a puddle of goo within minutes of meeting him.

I'm sitting there taking shots alone as the other friend is also having a conversation with another girl. Shin-il then asks me "Whats the matter?" and I'm like "Nothing lol, why?" I see his 22 year old girl looking at me sit there empty handed after a few complete failures and I can feel her judging me like "How is this white retard hanging out with this baller." Not that I minded because my mood was fine and it was just a 'bleh' night so far and I never go out with any expectations anyways. Shin-il then goes "Dan do you want me to show you how its done?" I'm like "haha sure."

He then starts staring at the boobs of the 22 year old vixen still sitting next to him. He doesn't say anything he just keeps squinting his eyebrows suggesting confusion as he stares at her tits. Eventually she goes "Wtf what are you looking at?" He then cocks his head back a little bit a squints one eye to further suggest a state of confusion as he continues to stare at her tits. She then goes "WTF" and grabs his glasses off his face. He then grabs them back and goes "Are those real or fake?" Then she replies "What do you think?" He smoothly replies "I don't know but I'm about to find out!" and suddenly reaches up and grabs her right tit with his right hand and squeezes a little bit as she makes a distorted screech, scoots away, and slaps his arm really hard in disgust."WHAT THE FUCK?" she screamed then stormed out the room.

I'm like "hahaha thats how it's done? GOOD JOB....well even though she left that was fucking awesome LOL" and he laughs calmly and replies "She'll be back." Standard drinking and partying continues for a couple hours until you know who opens our night club door and peeps her head back in at 3:30 AM. He was talking to a girl when she came in but he waved her in and patted to his right for her to sit down because the other girl was on his left. She sits down and the ownage continues. He's now working two hot girls that don't even know eachother and neither of them are leaving. What the fuck is going on how is he doing this. He wasn't even feeding them alcohol but they seemed intoxicated by his aura. Fuck at this point he was making even me feel giddy. He then told the second girl that she should leave and go play with her friends because he wanted to be one on one with the 22 year old again. The girl says okay then gets his number before leaving. I keep failing with the girls because I'm not even paying attention to them I'm just entranced by his ownage and trying to figure out what the fuck he's doing right. Eventually 30 minutes later they are getting kinda close in the corner of the room. He makes a move like he is going to kiss her and she takes the bait and moves her head in for the kiss. He then suddenly pulls his head back with a smile and slowly pushes her head back by pushing her nose lightly with his index finger. "I don't kiss on the first date. But you can give me your number too if you want." She looks around embarassed hoping no one saw that and fumbles like an idiot to pull her phone out. He gets her number and she leaves to go back to her friends and we leave the club to go eat.

I was like "Damn man you really did show me how its done teach me lol...but why didn't you kiss her?" He's like "Why would I do that? Really hot and young means a lot of really hot and young friends. You don't go to a buffet and just fill up your plate with the first tasty looking thing you see, you gotta save yourself some space to sample everything. Oh and they were real by the way." A modern day Nietzsche.



From other thread btw:

A long time ago at one of my hyungs birthday parties at this bar we did the standard tradition get a big ass fruit bowl or whatever and ppl take turns pouring shit into the 'birthday mix.' We went nuts on this one, there was over a bottle of soju in it, a lot of beer, a random banana peel (? lol), cola, whiskey, and vodka (not much of those though prolly a shot or two equivalent of each).

My hyung then picked up the big bowl and smelled it and the expression on his face was hilarious (PEE-YEW). The girls started screaming in horror like "OH MY GOD NO DONT DRINK I NOOO OMG." We are all fist pumping "마셔라 시발새끼" (fucking drink it mother fucker) and the girls are cringing and covering their faces. The hyung with his disgusted face goes "못 마셔같애..." (i don't think i can drink this). And we are all like '시발새끼 뭐야 마셔' (mother fucker what the fuck drink it).

Then he instantly changes his facial expression to that of an ultra confident maniac about to whip some serious ass (he's an actor) and pauses looking at us all like we are insects.

Silence is all around as we stare for a few seconds then he holds the bowl up to his mouth and downs the whole fucking thing, chews on the banana peel like a psychotic retard, then spits it on right on the table infront of the girl next to him, slams the bowl down and looks around at all of us states very firmly:

"더 줘." (give me more).

Gotta love soju. Oh the countless times I have puked all over bars when I drank soju along with beer when I first got to Korea and was a lightweight. It went down so warm and fuzzy with a nasty taste but gave me the best buzzes. Now I can't taste it when I drink it and can down it like water endlessly and not get drunk, which really sucks because soju is basically dead to me now. But the memories are still alive and strong. I love you Soju

starcraft 2 sucks balls

nothing to do after 2 am

cant even order room service alcohol after 11 pm

wow nerds everywhere talking about warlocks

awesome

a rekrul BLOG? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

farewell korea, atleast for a lil while...moving to LA for a year or so

but during the last month party hardy in rekruls command center

in photos: spunky/grrr/rekrul/smuft/elky/grrr/z7-rain others not pictured: silver(pantech z retired), (wongkee estro z retired), zacard (war3 orc, active)

Screwdriver

Smile

Spunky the ultimate baller

Rekrul getting dodged LOL

Spunky/z7-rain/Rekrul

Rekrul/z-zoneSoo/Smuft/Elky standing

Rekrul/z-zoneSoo/Smuft/Elky

Handbags are to girls as girls are to guys....you only need one....but.....

WTF sick dodge time to go newb bashing

Spunky and Khan on couch

Smuft in middle behind him Elky and Dom (non sc)

2 zerglings and a lurker

2 more zerglings

The Legend, Grrrr, has arrived! z7-Rain and Smuft on his sides

Spunky + zerglings

Hold position

Wait for it....

ATTACK

Rain + Grrr and the back of Elky's head

Hi

--> Rain Grrr Smuft Will(non sc) Dom (non sc)

Peace

Peace?

Hurry make a pylon

SIT DOWN

Retard

Almost an archon

Burrowed zerglings

Ohhhh

Not so Grrrr... anymore

Semi drunk Grrrr... 5 more drinks and that arm will be around the neck

WHY MUST KOREAN GIRLS TAKE SO MANY PICTURES

RAHHHH

Our chef enjoying some work benefits

RAHHHH2

uh, rahhhh?

RAHHHH3!!!

OK stop its getting old

Spunky: ㅈㅈ요

Do you all want to be banned? stop it faggots