Cambria, my absolute best best best friend in the whole world, has cancer :[.
I just found out about 20 minutes ago so i don't really know very much. She had an odd growth on her lower lip and went in to the doctor and was called with the results today. You know, i know that lower lip skin cancer is very treatable, even curable in most cases, but it just kinda freaked me out.
My poor little Cambria is just all shocked and weepy. I know she'll be ok, but it just really made me think about how much i absolutely love this girl to pieces. She's just the nicest person in the whole world and she means everything to me. Seriously everyone on the forum needs to meet this girl someday because you'd all just aboslutely LOVE her. She's extremely friendly, has a great sense of humour, and has the BEST LAUGH EVER. She just loses it like ALL the time and like falls over from laughing. Frankly, hanging out with Cambria is everyone's top 3 favorite hobbies.
One of my favorite memories of Cambria is when she came to visit me in Kansas City one summer and we went to the nearby water park. We were in the wave pool and Cambria said something funny and just started to laugh like crazy. Of course, since Cambria has the best laugh in the world, I start laughing like crazy too. However, we were at the 12 foot end where the high waves start so we basically start inhaling alot of water and sputtering and choking. However, this makes us laugh even MORE. At this point, the lifeguard notices us and starts blowing the whistle at us because we're basically nearing the point of drowning from laughter. Since we were the oldest people in the pool by like 8 years, all the 8-13 year old children start pointing and staring at us as we are being disciplined by the life guard. Again, however, this makes us both laugh even more to the point where we actually get KICKED from the wave pool for safety reasons and we proceed to get out of the pool and laugh until we cry for like 20 minutes.
I haven't gotten to see Cambria in 8 months because she went to study abroad in England, but we still talk like 5-6 times a week. Every 6 weeks or so i'll get some really awesome surprise postcard from her with a chicken on it (anyone remember my earlier blog post about chickens?? well it was Cambria who got me into chickens!!). It's just SOOO SWEET that we still talk SO much but she still manages to do cute surprise things like send me postcards. SHE EVEN GOT ME A STUFFED BUNNY FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
Here's a picture of me and Cambria the night before she left for England 8 months ago:
She's coming to visit me tomorrow (super yaay!!) and i'm really excited, but I really hope this cancer thing is totally tame and goes away w/o trouble. I love love love love love Cambria to pieces and really want her to be ok and, most importantly, happy as can be. Someone as kind, fun, giggly, and loving as Cambria deserves to be happy all the time.
below is one of pillar's recent blog posts. i literally thought it was one of the most genius posts i've seen in a long time so i wanted to post it here to give him credit:
this is my story from the thread "have you ever been caught jacking off"
i spent a while writing it so i want attention for it damnit lol
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WTF i get caught jacking off all the time
i'm not unlucky, its just standard probability. i beat off alot. seriously, i beat off like if i keep doing it, i'm gonna win something. its only natural people will stumble in eventually
FOR EXAMPLE
so i'm on this direct flight from claremont (my college town) back to kansas city (my home town) for winter break. since its a direct 3 hour flight, its too short for them to have "in flight entertainment," but its so long that i'm gonna be bored out of my god damn mind. so, of course, i'm like "i guess i'm beating off like 5 times during this flight."
its one of those small sized slingshot airplanes that goes really fast but is really unstable and has one tiny ass cramped aisle. so i'm sitting in my anorexic bucket seat w/ my shitty peanuts waiting for the plane to hit a high enough altitude when i finally hear: *ding* "this is your captain speaking, we have reached a cruising altitude of 30,000 feet, you are now free to move about the cabin." "bink success!" i think to myself, "the time is right." of course i don't rush to the bathroom, no need for that. why not give myself a little tease. i gently, slowly unbuckle my seatbelt. I stand up, and stretch a little bit. I take a nice slow, leisurely walk to the bathroom at the back of the plane. masturbation this good deserves foreplay of its own.
i get to the bathroom, close the door, and sliiiiiide my pants on down and start working myself. oh holy LORD it's amazing. i mean, i don't know if you know this or not, but i am REALLY good at masturbating. I'm in a 2 square foot, dimly lit bathroom, but i feel so good my back is arching and my foot is cramping and i'm nearly ready to start screaming my own name.
then suddenly, TURBULENCE. AGH SHIT. I HATE turbulence. It's not that it makes me feel sick or nauseated. turbulence makes me feel like i'm about to die. So i'm trying to jack off, and suddenly the jerk in the plane floods my body w/ adrenaline and i grab the handle in the bathroom and i'm like "OH SHIT."
do you know how hard it is to cum when you feel like you're about to die??? I mean seriously, imagine jacking off while there's a guy w/ a loaded gun to your head and he's screaming "C'MON CUM YOU PUSSY, DO IT CUM." You'd be shivering w/ eyes closed, tears streaming down your face as you sputter through little snot bubbles just BEGGING your dick to come. "please cum!!!" you'd weep "i wanna cum soooo bad!!!!!"
so there i am trying to think of every dirty thing possible so i can finally orgasm, but all that's going through my mind is "god i need to reconcile with my dad and tell my brother i love him" etc etc and while i'm distracted in a mess of standard pre-death thoughts, i don't realize that i'm about to cum.
HOLY FUCK i say as i fumble and try to grab some kleenex from the box on the counter. however, in my stuttered panic, i just knock the kleenex box over, hit the "stewardess help button," and i cum directly onto the floor. still in a state of panic i'm like FUCKFUCKFUCK I NEED TO TURN THIS BUTTON OFF so of course i (geniusly) press it like 5 more times trying to turn this off. Naturally, the button just goes *ding ding ding ding*, making my situation seem all the more urgent, and i can hear the stewardess rushing to the door since i appear to be in desperate need of help.
"FOCUS SEAN FOCUS," i think, "I NEED TO HIDE MY DICK." so, (this is genius) i pick up the kleenex box from the floor, pull out 5 pieces of tissue, and i just lay them on top of my erection... so it looks kinda like a little dick tent. so, the stewardess, responding to my urgent spams of the "stewardess help button" proceeds to open the bathroom door just like i knew she was going to. She looks on the ground to see my epic protein stain, looks up at my glorious dicktent, and then you know what happens?? we make eye contact.
so she's looking at me, and i'm looking at her and in general i dislike awkward silences. however, this was an all KINDS of awkward silence, so i figured it was necessary to say something. so, i did the best i could. i look her right in the eye and say "... it is what it is..."
???? why did i say that???? what a stupid thing to say... well... i guess it's hard in that situation to "play it off cool." i can't be like "hey i know smoking isn't allowed on the plane, so do you have a stick of gum??"
so she shuts the door, and i clean myself up and spend another 3 minutes trying to clean up the mass of cum on the floor. even though i did a pretty good job, its damn hard to get that shine out of the laminate flooring. i'm finally done, so i open up the bathroom door to see a line of 10 or so people that's been building up since i went into the bathroom like 20 minutes ago (again, it took my a while since its difficult to cum when you think you're about to die). I get to look across the line of all of em, and say the only sensible thing i can think of:
"for those of you going to use the bathroom, i'd make sure you're wearing shoes."
I'm wondering what are some games w/ awesome gameplay you've played recently!! I'm talking about a game where the story is a fairly small factor of the game (or even might be quite bad), but playing the game itself is just SOOOO FUNNN.
For example, Earth Defense Force 2017
What they don't really show in the video is how insanely destructive some of the weapons really are!! LOL its SO FUN to fire a missile into a crowd of 100 ants/spiders/mechs and to have them fly all over the screen.
I'm looking for more games that are purely fun to PLAY! For example, Mass Effect is a great game, but its very story driven. Although that's excellence in its own right, i'm looking for a game where the actual play of the game is so awesome and addictive you just can't stop!!!
oh ps, i reinstalled heroes of might and magic 2 teheheh
