Things

1. If you have trouble opening a jar lid, wear a latex glove to have more grip when prying the lid open.

2. If you are ever shipwrecked at sea, never drink the sea water as it will dehydrate you like no other.

3. If an alligator ever grabs a hold of something, such as your leg, poking it in the eye will make it let it go. Usually...

1. When lost in the wilderness, in order to prevent walking in a circle, choose an object far away (preferably one an immobile object) and walk towards it. Note: This only prevents you from walking in a circle, it may or may not bring you to civilization.

2. To preserve colors on jeans longer, flip them inside out before washing.

3. To clean the germs off a sponge, dampen it a bit and throw it in the microwave for about 30 seconds. If you see steam, the germs are dead.

1. To keep the carbonation in a soda bottle, put it inside the fridge upside down. CO2 rises up and whatnot and this prevents it from slowly leaking out. Make sure the cap is on real tight!

2. If you're ever in a hot and humid place, sucking on buttons will make your saliva flow longer and delay dehydration.

3. Wash windows on cloudy days, sunlight causes streaks.

4. An open box of baking soda absorbs bad odors in a fridge.

5. When wrapping your arms around something (or someone) to prevent them from breaking out, after you put your arms around them, put one palm facing up and one palm facing down then interlock them in a way, so your palm connects and you're holding your thumb. Clamp tight and throw! I mean...

Ahem...

"Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired."

Thank you.

EDIT: I didn't there were things such as blogworthiness!!

Okay~ to make Lemonwalrus happy...



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1. If you want to get rid of a splinter, a good way to get rid of it is to put elmer's glue over the wound, wait for it to dry and peel it off.

2. To find a lost contact, put a panythose over a vacuum and vaccuum away.

3. After you fill up gas, turn the nozzle upside down to squeeze out a couple more ounces.

4. Closing an envelope with egg white makes it almost impossible to steam open.

5. Freezing candles beforehand will make them last longer.