hi guys. my years of being an ugly scrawny nerd have passed since i graduated, although i'm still pretty scrawny and ugly... and nerdy... T_T lol jk!!
anyway, now that my hair flutters in the wind and the sunlight bounces off my beautiful smile, causing all the girls in the area to swoon, i have only my bad posture to slow me down in my quest for being a gorgeous person.
so!! since i figure it's a pretty common thing on computer nerd introverts like us, i'd like to know if you guys have any idea how to fix bad posture, like exercises, etc. i'm not looking for an answer like "stand up straight", this just makes me sore after a prolonged period of time. thanks!!
this blog was inspired by SonuvDork's miserable attempt at making a joke. the joke floundered unsuccessfully before giving up all efforts and sinking to the bottom of the ocean.
in this blog we're going to bring an end to lame jokes! tell a funny joke you heard! here's mine:
a chicken and an egg are laying in bed together. the chicken rolls over, lights up a cigarette, and says "well, i guess that answers that question."
today, i went to inquire about an apartment with my dear pal salthook. we investigated the apartment for rent, and after deciding that we would kill the landlady if she joked any more about us playing basketball, we filled out some applications.
name, personal references, financial shiz, standard stuff right guys? WRONG
The Second Page Of the Application Do you have any gang affiliations? lolol of course not that's silly If yes, please describe
....... .......... ..... .. ... ... ... . .what??
like as in we should list the gang we are in? like if i were to write "crips" or "bloods" it might actually make a difference on the application? is the landlord going to go "uh oh says he's in a gang i don't know about this guy. oh wait, latin kings? i'm cool with those guys"
hi intrigue showed me a smashing pumpkins video of them playing Stand Inside Your Love. it's a very nice song, we both love it. but that's not the point of this blog guys, so if you want to talk about this song, take it elsewhere & GTFO or i'll have you banned using my attack dog sonuvbob
here's the video
the guitarist, james iha, has some kind of mysterious device in his right hand. you can get a good view of it at 3:00. i assembled a world famous team of analysts and they couldn't figure it out so i decided to bring it somewhere where i know i'd get the right answer
i had sonuvbob fire the entire team of analysts without severance pay ha ha ha!!
anyway what is this strange thing
oh never mind a simple search answered my question. it's an "electronic bow", it uses an electrical charge to vibrate the string http://www.musiciansfriend.com/produc...-Electronic-Bow-for-Guitar?sku=219005 also Zortch and LeafHouse knew so my thread is not totally fruitless. good job teamliquid mystery solving team!
i'd like to give a shoutout to the most bad-ass artist on the block, Sigrun! he gave me a fuckton of source art for the new TLAttack intro so everyone say thank you Sigrun!
EDIT: OH RIGHT I GUESS THIS IS NSFW. I FIGURED WITH 4CHAN IT WAS IMPLIED
OKAY! before you guys go off in a flurry of hatred punches and anger kicks directed at me, you should just hear me out! i consider this a contribution
i have a friend. some of you may know him as salthook. he played terran, and he really sucked. he still does suck. thus, he really sucks. he's coming to blizzcon with me yippee! anyway, he likes to read 4chan, and he linked me to this story.
the story is about a 29-year-old uncle who has a very strange relationship with his 9-year-old niece.
DREAM SEQUENCE: so here i am, laying in bed with this chick i had been flirting with IRL the night before. she's wearing this lovely tank top and her tits are just spilling out of it, and for some reason, they happen to be right about eye level!
imagine these puppies, right up in your grill! (excerpt from crazie-penguin blog day 99, to join the crazie-penguin fan club send me a pm)
so i'm just laying there, staring away, happy as a clam, and this dream went on for like 5 solid hours.
it was as if i was a young boy, laying on the grass for hours on end, watching these soft, white, puffy clouds roll by. look, that one's a bear! oh and look, a train! oh and look there's the most beautiful pair of titties i've ever seen!!
i woke up the next morning completely stress free!
the night before i fell and hit my head, i was reading a thread about music recommendations. ahrara posted a video of sufjan stevens and i became very intrigued, and so i completely legally acquired his album "come on feel the illinoise" and began listening to it.
i was feeling pretty sick, and very very out of it as i was listening to the first few songs. after that, i have only a few small fragments of memory.
not much later, i must have gone upstairs to find food. coming back downstairs, i began to seize, fell and hit my head, and that's all she fuckin' wrote.
after that, i only have a few fragments of memory, but they are all very, very significant to me. and i would like to share them with you!!
a) my best friend told me that when he came to see me in the hospital, i had a matter of utmost importance to discuss with him. i made my mom, sister, grandparents, and ex-girlfriend leave the room so i could talk to him about this in private. like it was my last dying request, i said "colin... you need to steal all the keyboards from the hospital. mine is broken"
NOW, i don't remember any of this. but when he told me this, it sparked a memory of me, after i had fallen, trying to use the computer again. i was trying to use AIM, and i was typing furiously away on the keys but nothing was coming up on screen. of course, the keyboard works fine, and i was just tripping my balls off from my head injury, but i see no better reason to treat myself to a nice new Razer keyboard. GO DRACO
(also this reminded me of that one episode of the office where dwight gets a concussion and is typing DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT DWIGHT on his computer screen. pretty much exactly like that)
b)i saw a spider. i was always pretty creeped out by spiders. but i saw a spider, and then i saw 20 or 30 giant, 3 foot tall massive giant tarantula huge fucking spiders all over my room and i was hallucinating like crazy.
after that, i'm now terrified of spiders god damn those things are scary as SHIT FUCK man i hate spiders. all i had to say to my mom for 3 or 4 hours after she found me and took me to the hospital was to keep those god damn huge motherfucking scary ass spiders away from me.
c)i was listening to sufjan stevens this whole time. for 7-8 hours, while i was hallucinating, falling over trying to walk, gripping the bed out of raw terror, throwing up all over the place, the album was playing loudly on repeat. i was trying to describe to my family these songs, that it felt like i had heard years and years ago, so that they could help me remember where and when i had heard them.
i listened to the album again, just now. it immediately sparked the memory of laying there, badly injured & hallucinating like crazy, and it was an extremely powerful and moving experience. have a listen!
whether you guys enjoy his tunes or not, i just felt very compelled to share this. thanks for reading, and thanks ahrara for the recommendation
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