For my 1k post, I decided to make all the users I'm familiar with into Pokemon. Basically, I chose Pokemon that matched the impression I had of you. Sadly, this also means that not everyone is in this list because I suck and it takes me a long time before I can do anything like that
Also sorry if my depiction of you isn't accurate. Maybe that'll just mean I need to get to know you better. Not all of them will have descriptions.
aers - Zigzagoon
Small, Furry, Cute?, and has Pick up to bring us TV Show raws.
Chill - Infernape
Seems to be everywhere, just waiting to attack users who try to get away with stretching their arguments or faulty logic. Seems to be on the offense all the time!
Corinthos - Teddiursa
This seemed too obvious not to do.
Csheep - Wobbuffet
The amount of abuse you take is insane. Why are you everyone's punching bag? At least it's amusing... Maybe you'll guess Counter/Mirror Coat correctly one day and actually hit back
flamewheel - Growlithe
Can learn Flame Wheel. Loyal, and a nice person to just be around. Like a puppy, can still get very excited :3
GTR - Elekid
idk I was told I should just use a baby Pokemon and elekid seemed to fit the bill better than magby cause you're definitely not a normal type
harem - Raticate
I think this is as close to a Zergling you can get in the Pokemon world.
heyoka - Porygon2
Porygon is a Pokemon made completely out of data, just like heyoka's writings. Of course, it got polished over time so it evolved.
HotBid - Gengar
The ultimate jester of the Pokemon world. Who knows what kind of awesome troll he has planned next?
Jibba - Rotom
I couldn't find a Pokemon that majors in anything related to PoliSci or even International relations, sorry. So you get to be a ghost that possesses appliances.
Kennigit - Weavile
Strike and Ban quick and hard, while keeping in the sense of humor.
konadora - Blissey
Hi kona you're everywhere and you're always so happy so you have to be Blissey kkk
l10f - Shedinja
Looked for a Pokemon that could learn Grudge. Shedinja did. More grudge matches please
LosingID8 - Dragonite
Manifesto - Garchomp
Do not mess with Garchomp, the strongest non Legendary Dragon in the game. It will eat you alive.
Megalisk - Wynaut
MAYBE IF YOU WERENT SO SILLY ALL THE TIME YOU WOULDNT BE BANNED LIKE WYNAUT IS IN COMPETITIVE POKEMON
micronesia - Xatu
motbob - Loudred
MrHoon - Ludicolo
HEY MANZ ITS PARTY TIME \o/
mrmin - Banette
Gotta 탈춤. Quite mischievous.
Mystlord - Quagsire
Ability: Damp: Explosion and Selfdestruct will not work while the Pokemon is on the field.
I blame you for you know who.
pachi - Lickilicky
Get on IRC and the first thing that'll happen is that pachi will lick you.
QibingZero - Zubat
Stop being where I go dammit
R1CH - Metagross
"Metagross has four brains in total. Combined, the four brains can breeze through difficult calculations faster than a supercomputer"
riptide - Tyranitar
GET BACK TO WORK
Roffles - Togepi
You can be as angry as you want but we'll just go "awww how cute". Also we want to see you dance cause it'll be as funny as a critter in an eggshell trying to dance
Saracen - Clefable
Man of million tricks, just like Clefable.
Shauni - Exploud
Smix - Vaporeon
Can merge into water and disappear. Can merge into alcohol and disappear, only to be found ordering more alcohol.
snowdrift - Glaceon
WaxAngel - Snorlax
I was gonna pick something else but I don't think I found anything that fit better than a Snorlax