I've been thinking a good amount lately about my lack of success with females. The onces I get don't last, the ones that like me I do not like, and the ones that I like don't like me. This lead me to question how certain guys, not even the gorgeous ones, tend to always get the chicks. I started thinking about the idea of being an ALPHA MALE. Without getting in to it that much, I believe there is truth
in being confident and all that stuff, so I wanted to try this out. Thus I put on my confident face and headed to work.
There is a girl that works where I do, but I do not work with her. This girl happens to be very cute and friendly. A hello here and a question there is about all the interaction I have with her. But today was different. Today I was confident. Today I was an alpha male.
Alpha males always use their strengths to their advantage. I just so happen to be a good Connect Four player. I found a game of Connect Four where I work. This might be destiny. I mustered up the courage to challenge her to a few games after her shift was over. She accepted and stated she can never refuse a challenge. This was just what I wanted to hear.
As we headed to the room where the game was, I focused my irresistible charm on her and got her laughing and things seemed comfortable. She won game one. I asked her about how long she had been working there. I won game two. I asked her if she was going to school. Most people are in college where I work. She told me yes, she went to school. I won game three. I asked her where she went to school. It turned out she went to the high school I graduated from in 2005. I grew sad on the inside. I won game four. I asked her what grade was she in. She replied that she was in tenth grade. I felt like I had committed a sin just by thinking she was attractive and luring her to the Connect Four room. Then her mom texted her and was waiting outside to give her a ride home, being that it was 9:45 pm on a school night.
I always try to look at the positive side of things. It will at the very least be a good story to tell people. Also, she told me if I won she would give me a cookie from the concession stand she works at. So here is the story and I am still waiting for my cookie.