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Gentlemen, I am in a conundrum. I have been dating this chick for nearly a month and a half (Actually a month and 15 days to be exact) I was planning on going through my holidays stress free, but sadly drama has occurred. My girlfriend asked my buddy about what to get me for Christmas. I was not aware we were exchanging gifts. So as you can see i'm kind of fucked. My budget is around 30 bucks, a little more and a little less (I'm a poor high school student, what do you expect.) My question is what is something cheap and meaningful I can get my girlfriend for Christmas. Keep in mind I only have 1-2 days to pull this off because she leaves for vacation on Friday. Any advice would be very appreciated.
Edit: Uhhhhh i hit the edit button with the intention of trying to describe her, but I don't think that will be so simple. She's fairly down to earth. Classy? If that makes any sense. Urbanized. Yea, I'm terrible at describing her XP
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If you have a nice picture of you two together, get it framed, not sure if that will stay under the $30.00 though. It is just highschool hehe.
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30 dollar bills so you can stick them in her panties while she strips
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On December 21 2011 07:56 discodancer wrote: 30 dollar bills so you can stick them in her panties while she strips
wow....
You gotta provide more info on the girl OP. Is she high maintenance, country girl, down to earth/simple ect.
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Make shit
A list of gifts I had created for a past gf
1) matching rings out of shitty stuff (was an inside joke) 2) a song 3) a series of letters a'la notebook 4) tuxedo strawberries in a nice box
None of these cost more than around 5$, and were fantastic, i'd really reccommend the 4th one
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Put on your suit and get a retardedly nice bouquet of flowers, and give it to her. Bitches love flowers.
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Speak to that bitch in elvish, bitches love elvish...
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Yup, flowers are always good. Chocolate works too. You can always find a good book for <$30 as well.
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Some kind of jewellery is probably a safe bet here. You can get some small (cute) silver ear rings for that price. If she doesn't have holes in her ears, get the no-hole ones, or go for some other kind of jewellery. Maybe avoid rings though. Go to a jewellery shop and ask for advice, they will help you find something in your price range.
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Its your first gift so give her some kind of token she can keep and remember. Like a silver necklace or something, that should be in the budget really. just dont go over the top and get her some overly romantic hearts or anything, and for gods sake dont give her a ring, not even if its a funny 2 pair matching crap stuff.
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Netherlands45349 Posts
If she likes reading, a book.
But not Twilight, or she will make you do things you wil regret.
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On December 21 2011 08:01 CharlieBrownsc wrote: Make shit
A list of gifts I had created for a past gf
1) matching rings out of shitty stuff (was an inside joke) 2) a song 3) a series of letters a'la notebook 4) tuxedo strawberries in a nice box
None of these cost more than around 5$, and were fantastic, i'd really reccommend the 4th one
I agree with this guy.
Bitches love money (or expensive merchandise equivalents) and they love affection. Since you're poor, make/do something requires almost insurmountable amounts of time/effort - steal her heart - no money down.
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You could also make her "Do whatever you want to do"-coupon. I figure ten stamps or so would be ok. She wants to go shopping all day. BOOM! Nine more to go. She wants to see one of those horrible chick flicks about impossible love that ends with the couple kissing in the rain, you take five vicodin and get rid of that fucking stamp. Repeat eight more times.
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You didn't think you had to get your girlfriend of 6 weeks (6 years high school time) a Christmas present? Sir you are lucky to have good friends to tip you off because that would have sunk you.
Get her something relevant to her interests or hobbies. Show her you remember these kind of things, and if for some reason you have no idea what she's into buy a small trinket or bauble she can have as a keepsake of your first Christmas together.
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On December 21 2011 07:55 Kralic wrote: If you have a nice picture of you two together, get it framed, not sure if that will stay under the $30.00 though. It is just highschool hehe.
good idea here.
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There is a simple gift that is great for the holidays that you can make in a few minutes, and all you really need is a box.
Steps...
1) Cut a hole in the box 2) Put your junk in that box 3) Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it...it's your dick in a box.
To be serious, get a pizza and a season of a fun TV show (Scrubs is good) on netflix or dvd and watch it with her. Time>money.
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On December 21 2011 08:37 Arisen wrote: There is a simple gift that is great for the holidays that you can make in a few minutes, and all you really need is a box.
Steps...
1) Cut a hole in the box 2) Put your junk in that box 3) Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it...it's your dick in a box.
To be serious, get a pizza and a season of a fun TV show (Scrubs is good) on netflix or dvd and watch it with her. Time>money. Or ... you can do both ! :o Just suit up + flowers and say something super cheesy/romantic.
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buy the notebook and watch it with her.
and godspeed. or make a nice dinner. or either of the two with ice cream.
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