This past weekend two of my friends and I made the 6hr (only 4hrs if you keep cruise control at 120MPH. But we would neverr) drive from boring Sacramento CA to amazing Anaheim to attend a particular event one or two of you may know as Major League Gaming Spring Championship.
Our adventure started a few weeks earlier were the wicked witch of the left thought it would be a good idea to leave a particular guy because he was too obsess with a game named StarCraft and watched too much Korean dramas/music.. I rather that stayed between us though.. Anyway back to the point. This guy that I mentioned (for sure this can’t be me) took this opportunity to spend too much money and take time off from work to travel to this MLG event!
Fast forward to Thursday the 7th of June, I was just minding my own business laddering as random gg-ing my way back to masters, when a very interesting man walked in the room with the biggest “I just spent too much money on gas but that’s what credit cards are for and I don’t give a fuck” kind of smile on his face. For now we can call him THCulater. That was the que to all-in and DOMINATED! We find our way to the car and we are off to get the 3rd man of our party of three. Turns out the 3rd man ended up to be wearing an iron man costume. We didn’t say anything. Though it was best that way..
And at 9:30pm WE ARE OFF!!
For the next four hours it was just us, the wind from the broken windows, and the musical genres formally known as dubstep and other MANly music (but really it was nothing but kpop..). At this time it was about 1:30am and a car to my right grabbed my attention with its unnecessary use of high beams. The closer the car got the more angry we got until I was planning to show how I really felt about their creative idea to ignite the road with light. When they finally get close enough to see I was shocked to find a princess with flowing black hair looking back at me, burning a hole through my soul with eyes stronger than a thousand suns. As you may guess I didn’t do anything but stare and start planning our wedding. I know she doesn’t know me but her look of disgust really showed me how much she really cared for me and the two kids we were expecting.
For the rest of the drive our relationship really turned into a rollercoaster of emotions. At one point she went down to 60MPH and we almost lost each other forever but thank god she thought of our big house and all 4 kids (shit happens...) and the love was back at 90MPG! We were so happy until without notice she pointed to the sky with her middle finger and got off the freeway. I still to this day don’t know what the point meant. Maybe she just really wanted me to pursue my dreams of flying like a bird or she really wanted to take a plane. Either way she took everything in the divorce and I arrived at the hotel.
*at this point details might get mixed due to a particular drink I will be calling “soda” * + Show Spoiler +
just soda..
part 2 on the way.well maybe.