So from what I have gathered this is only a slice of life mecha anime that tries its hardest not to become a supernatural power giant that totally copies Star Driver, but that is slowly spilling over with ridiclous stuff like this AI chick raining down monopoles seriously how is that being ignore so easily.
I'm serious there's like 2 paragraphs per episode or something and it won't make any sense unless you've watched the show no even then it really won't make much sense but I blame WreakHavoc he requested this!
+ Show Spoiler +
Finally met tan girl we saw in episode one is now a key role in getting the robot to work assuming it wasn't a dream she clearly will help.
And now she is teaching her karate how splendid, I'm really staring to wonder why Kai was introduced as the main character via narration. At least Aki is a classy lady who knows to be shy when her panties are showing.
Wow how much money is she giving this man HE JUST TICKLED HER EAR, pros negotiate by molesting high school girls. Jeez $160 for robot parts well considering inflation im sure thats reasonable. Oh look main character besides to narrate and be useful, honestly he's just the narrator also I dislike this old man for relating this to rock. Stop that.
Main character is also late and comes in sleepy to complain when she has been working on it for who know how long. This is a bit lackluster for a mecha school anime but I guess this will have to do.
Oh nevermind this is abysmal and I WONDER WHO'S GOING TO MASTER IT. I wonder who is going to jeeez....
Obviously he's going to train and practice to use it oh and look she points it out.
The way your fingers move it's just like my sister's ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh she fell asleep man this doesn't look convincing at all the main character is finally acting his role out, taking advantage of a sleeping girl with what is this backstory plot what. Oh she has a disease and obviously she planned this all out to get him to do this, this sunset.
I wonder if there are any regulations on getting the creator of what I'm assuming is a relatively popular what. The sister is the one who made the game? Is that what they're implying and now that I'm watching this ending theme they are showiing this loli maid girl that hasn't shwon up for a whole episode as super important. Wonderful now we know she's going to be here forever and what the heck she just hogs the whole thing what was the point of having Aki even show up. next episode, production IG I'm happy now.
Oh wow that brunette that was pretty banging in the intro was the sister who I also thought was pretty bangin' and the main reason our GAMER Kai is still in this "robot club". Also this spoiler opening I Just noticed that our tsundere glasses man who will eventually join the club grabbed a mask. (the rainbow letters are back in the OP again with the new font what an odd merger) I wonder when he is going to wear that mask there wouldn't be a tournamnet coming up soon where he may just magically appear to help.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This unreliable teacher I dislike you, oh hey the old man did all the programming I thought the MC was going to have some sick programming skills what redeeming qualities does he have aisde frm playing video games. he's only rank 5 too try being the best in the world, even the MC from BTOOOM was higher ranked than that in the world and look how dumb he was. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SUDDEN SURGE OF WHAT. OH MAN HE HAS SUPER POWERS (OдO)
and they spent the night outside for this tournament, the names of these players devilstronger. must be japans equivalent of cUntdestoy3r. Oh man the manifestation of his innner technological powers are manifesting soon he will awaken as the chosen one.
Oh nevermind she has drugs for him, now all the sudden she feels like the assist character don't think they can fool me with this we didn't even seem him work hard.
This fabulous announcer has an afro.
CUNTDESTROYER MAKES HIS MOVE talking about sex, look at this big talk. This makes me want to watch Angelic Layer does this REALLY qualify for mecha come on 3 episodes in and all I've gotten were those first 30seconds frmo episode one they really just love to tease. THIS ENGLISH ATTACK MOVE. oh man he broke it the fuck up jeezz crush cuntdestroyers dreams will you.
Oh looks like the sister is already wrapped up in a current engagement main character guess you won't get her. Man everyone here is lethargic and falls asleep whenever they overexert themselves. NOW SHES APOLOGIZING well I guess I should expert her to be this over-dramatic this guy hasn't done anything to be tired for yet tell him to beat someone significant first plox
There are a lot of people despite the fact that NO ONE cares about the club one bit and oh my god I know who this person is wow this outfit. Pleiades he named himself after a constellation + Show Spoiler +
CLEARLY TRYING TO IMITATE STAR DRIVER WHICH IS A BETTER MECHA ANIME WITH SLICE OF LIFE
seriously just stop naming stars alright you're only reconfirming the truth. HE SHOWS HIS CHEST.
Please tell me you can't figure out who that is instantly PLEASE. WHY CANT YOU TELL.
Thank you main character for noticing he's actually THE REFEREE this guy what a buzzkill doesn't want to get to the real action.
This spacing oh man what hype show me the footsies mixups, what a scrub, and what the heck is the comic relief doing here, COMMENTATORS CURSE man it applies even in anime.
So I'm guessing we can just end the anime here, this fight is dramatic enough, obviously he's going to activate his powers and get the runback.
Invert colors HE CAN STOP TIME WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
are you serious are we really doing this okay, fine THAT MOVE LOL they brought it back.
he just went super saiyan right there he needs a senzu bean.
Yo what is going on suddenly we have a subplot that "explains" his super powers man when is that chosen loli girl going to show up he already activated his powers.
Oh look a girl from the intro IS SHE GOING TO BE A TRANSFER STUDENT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wait the club is disbanded didn't they win the tournament.....?
Oh hello Pleiades welcome to the show and he just goes along with the show, blackmailing what an honorable respectable trait to have as a main character ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) This is how we recruit members? More illegal means? I bet we're going to find that blonde girl in a compromising situation and threaten to spread the photos throughout the school if she doesn't join the club.
Oh look its time for flashback on how we got the special powers, everything is going to go wrong soon, oh man he's been wanting that for years. We aren't even going to see that incident way to draw it out show I want to see this incident now. So we are 3/5 club members, 5/5 have appeared.
Look at her go proposing to a company for the money, it's her father. Lmfao nepotism is another respectable trait our main characters possess let us abuse this to further develop them as responsible protectors of justice. Now we're flattering people to take advantage of them wow her acting is awful ah good a reasonable person talks some sense into her. I don't want to pilot it but I will be anyways, even though I don't want to, these unreliable men. What they don't get paid up front for the tournament winnings that sucks. He got a mail from his crush and sneaks out oh I wonder what he's gonna do.
WHY WAS SHE INSIDE THE BOX THIS CRAZY WOMAN and shes transferring she is not what I expected. She is rich of course why not, oh look shes extremely awkward. Wait she provided the code I thought what now I'm confused they got me confused something is wrong here. Remove the cockpit its a safety hazard, no the hopes and dreams of the previous members are more important than the life of our future pilots.
and now we confirm that she is a spunky cripple, and this rich girl is extremely....hmmm this is actually interesting oh nevermind she's a fujoshi now we are cliche. No nevermind this is hilarious.
shes dead her mother si dead she is dead are you serious she has to be dead. Oh look at Subaru's dad what a badass YOU CANT DO ROBOTS we know what's going to happen to you later. Oh wow sexual harassment 2v1 poor main character he can control birds what is this man and more sexual harassment and this teacher fellow is hiding behind this man while continuing to make fun of her this comic relief neds to learn its place. Woah Pliedas is being so forward(and clearly gay) and the MC refuses, and clearly AND HERE WE GO finally someone is taking him up on Kill Blalalaud im not spelling that. LOL 1-21 come on first to 15 is the law on these matches man he needs to watch more money matches. All we need now is for the shy girl to enter the club and so I misunderstood how internet girl was going to get in the club I assumed she was a refined snobby rich girl but instead she is just a perverted snobby rich girl.
He wants him to learn how to play a grappler character, look at that slow movement he doesn't even have a dash just a close range gimmick, man clearly. I don't want to use my powers it drains my ki my LIFE FORCE. September 11th oh woah all of the kids what junk supernatural stuff going on now. So they want him to harness this disease, lol now I'm reminded of dot hack he's going to be pulled into ZA WORLD LOLI GIRL COME BACK WE NEED TO MOVE THE PLOT. Good she's here and the episode is over oh look she's back I wonder whose voice that was just now though what a mystery. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
So we're just skipping forward and just pretending that isn't a thing. Oh man what is this now, a play off of RPGs? Lets listen to the peasants in town for breadcrumbs for our next quest, the only true use for this commoners who do not appreciate the power of mecha.
Dodge the interviews what a modest man, oh manipulative, and this small girl is the key to our loli she knows so much maybe she'll be usefu later, I thought she was just a shy karate girl ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Don't care how scared you are we move forward AND now we terrorize her what a perfect way to get her to join our club, oh but don't worry she doesn't mind since she has no presence and will probably die sad an alone unable to confess her feelings . SHE DOESNT LIKE ROBOTS OH MAN I SENSE DRAMA.
Man everyone wants this Pleiades guy they should just watch Star Driver( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Finally the fifth episode we get oh. a beached whale what are you doing with this. ITS GLOBAL WARMING \( OдO)/
Wow apparently she sucks at karate way to rub it in main character AND THEN TELLS HER TO GIVE UP AND JOIN ROBO CLUB. You're going to join the Robo club, woah woah she wants Aki.
That fat man's parrot is too cocky for a bird, and wow Aki is the one being the straightman for once.
Hey look our main character is oblivious to his childhood friends love interest. Hey 13mniutes in no time to run away into the ending theme this time loli girl we're going to catch you now.
That face was pretty creepy worth freaking out over. PARKOUR on the ROOF.
Oh man gotta capture the secret event by breaking into abandon buildings pretty sure thats another crime on our heroes record. WOW LOLI MAIL GIRL THAT WANTS TO CALL YOU BROTHER. Touch me and say my name, wow that reaction, I swear I know this voice....Rie Kugimiya hello......
Accessing secret files this is interesting, let's find out more about this oh man NASA CONSPIRACIES. The sun is going to destroy the earths magnosphere in a solar flare, hmmm thats relatively realistic.
Oh man thats how she lost her legs was due and suddenly our spunky cripple is rendered helpless by KIRIJIMA KOU. Of course hold it right in front of the boobs just so we can look at them for a moment, and would you people stop cutting them off mid conversation that is very rude! Now we won't know what they were talking about!
This episode just set the bar very high in the first few seconds, why would you do that to yourself oh because they know I'm going to wait until the end searching for something as funny as that.
She hates robots so lets yell random names at her when she greets you and act rude. Wow everyones going crazy oh wait no this is normal for here, and she's weak enough for the wind could knock her over no wonder she sucks at Karate. She joined instantly without telling us anything about her backstory whatever holding out on us like that slut. 5/5 seen 4/5 capture. NOW SHES CRYING ITS TRAUMATIC PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS IS INTERESTING.
Now we're finishg our conversations, woah the lili robot girl is a recreation of the childhoodfriend of our main characters crush who is working for a company that is monitoring his special powers..
Aww Subaru's dad is so worried and look how easy it is to find Airi now how are we going to download her and move her to a location. Now he's taking advantage of her innocence girl to get information another despicable character trait. GO DOWNSTAIRS ADVANCE THE PLOT THANK YOU. Insult Maid girl and fall down the stairs you deserve that. A DOOR TO THE FUTURE OPEN IT HERO. This should have happened in episode 1 you all took too long. What this device is th source of a magnetic disturbance found in Russia what, time for cool background music. Wait he's dead what he got murdered I thought he was that guy with the bangin' sister.
Conversation with the most interesting characters in the show right now but WAIT more plot zero results try using google scrub I got like a million.
She's not even her to be the real member. Oh good she has a punchline ready for it too well-done.
WILD ANIMATION AND WE SHOW IT TO THE AUDIENCE WELL THEN. She has an odd naming issues also this Robotics club is amazing (you take pictures of each other naked in different continents) oh she wasn't talking about that. Oh my god those eyes why would you imply that that's disgusting, and Subaru's dad was eavedropping. They got molested, pretty sure he is masturbating under that desk. Doesn't help he yelled impact in English. HER DREAM IS OVER SAD SAD SAD and HIS ARE TOO OH EVERYONE HAS NO DREAMS.
GUNDAM FIGHT READY SET GO!
TAKE THIS MY LOVE MY ANGER AND ALL MY SORROW!
she caught the robot look at how useful you are, I thought she hated robots now she's touching one. Oh man his father is going to show up right now I KNEW IT YEP HERE HE IS.
Those eyes. The dream is dead. He's going to break it oh my god, oh he just broke his face thats all. (AMURO RAY EVEN MY FATHER NEVER HIT ME BEFORE) Following the family business oh man I couldn't even type during that, that was too intense. THE DREAM IS DEAD. Oh and look you caused her to go int shock I hope you're happy old man.
He hasn't even come to school, only choice is to commit a felony home invasion first choice best choice. Hey man low blow don't bring up discarded dreams like that what a crude man treating a lady like.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh man a real anime to watch oh come on don't turn it off I was enjoying this I want to watch Gunvarrel THAT WAS ONLY EPISODE SEVEN! AND ITS THATS SO DAMN HYPE!? AND IT DOESNT HAVE A CANON ENDING?! JEEZ SHOW THAT INSTEAD OF THIS.
Now we have horror elements sorry you can't be everything now stop this and give us some humor.
Now we are at her house and no one is commentating her outfit. Tagiri, sounds impornant.
LOL and now we know how Blizzard MMR works thanks Robotics;Notes oh they actually tried it and that naked photoshoot is still a thing.
This girl is a quitter, look at her talking down the giant robot of justice everyone has gone crazy on this island. Oh my god power suit loss jeez please don't make this relevant with our spunky cripple. Also awww these flashbacks with her sister and Aki are so adorable.
Why would the main character of this hotblooded mecha slice of life school anime ever try and convince his friends to NOT GIVE UP HIS DREAMS no sir not you no way.
Oh she's just going to go over to the house and
STAR RAPTOR I SAW STAR DRIVER.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oh look at that the anime is making fun of itself and then tries to take itself seriously.
Woah this anime is taking things seriously all of the sudden her mother is a murder suspect. All Kai wants is them 2D Robot Men so metally and strong mhm. THE PILE BUNKER MAKES ITS RETURN~~
Make sure to spend your summer meaningfully that means go out and safe the world from imminent world ending solar flares. Look at hero grabbing that hand look at his face poor Pleiades had to destroy his dreams. Nevermind he came back to defy his father again NOTHING HAS BEEN RESOLVED. So many people could see through that disguse...pretty sure the stands were ridiculously packed SUDDENLY FLASHBACH THROWING ME OFF. Also aww.
On the robots most important part, the cockpit, of course.
The fact that I'm doing this kind of liveblog before the prophesized end of the world.
WHAT IS GOING ON CHARACTERS NOT FROM THE INTRO!?
And with this foreshadowing aside, we're actually continuing where we left off! Amazing!
Wait I think I saw her, but that looks like she was standing next to Aki's father..I'm confused.
KIDNAPPING DEVELOPS THE PLOT. This reference to Neon Genesis Evangelion, wait then these people grew up as regular human beings after watching Evangelion. Okay so she was in the intro, there wasn't any surprise at all, all characters accounted for. Wait they just got all the parts after selling their bodies to that impact CEO, so how can they go around pairing with other partners like that. FInally summon who understands the importance of mecha anime and yes it IS a weapon and you should be afraid. SHUT DOWN after that dramatic intro this obv won't be the last we see of them....this Kai guy he's reverted to Episode 01 syndrome my character development has dropped back to 0. Oh look this support project was the dad's idea nepotism runs in their blood, disgusting. Yep not seen the last of her. Okay lets just abuse this information database harder please don't stop at this point now and say you don't want to know more. Oh wait nevermind she doesn't know all the data lets go on a collection quest. Oh look it has a strategy guide as well what an easy quest reward must be lame. LOL HIDDEN MACHINERY HE HAS ACTIVATED A RADAR THE DOWELL TOWER HAS BEEN ACTIVATED he activated it during a typhoon and oh my god its attacking him. He is going to die. Right now he's going to die. Cute please go out into a typhoon to fix this machinery please. cutesey eyes(,,Ծ‸Ծ,,) Activate speical power to save yourself from falling what a pro damn. WOAH HE KICKS BACK UP DAMN. Strip bitch Im coughing up blood. Right now. YOUR PAINED VOICE MEANS NOTHING TO ME SUFFER HUMAN. Oh look the MC was here to save the fake MC, oh and she can see Airi now wonderful we solved how that was going to be introduced quickly. Now she can appear in his room!? and so the plot continues the true fate is revealed what awaits OUR HEROES.
Summer Festival lets not do anything at all awesome, thank you, and people called it Shin Sekai Yaoi come on now there's plenty in this one. He has a loli maid and a very well voiced one, and the discovery is maid so how exactly lol look at that karate girl holding that glasses man down he cant resist her feminine wiles FLASHBACK TIME OKAY GUNBAMS really. REALLY.
AND WE HAVE A PAIRING BEING SHIPPED and she stopped it oh look he's drunk she was about to get raped she saved her. Nice timing fireworks. yes I remember our conversation about your murdered mother, i just happened to recall it right when you brought it up. Funny how coincidences work doesn't it. Festival stuff bluh blah oh my good the robot it lives. Wait she was trying to do all of this with "willpower and youth" originally Aki is cray. Look at that grandpa referencing MORE backstory that isn't fleshed out how long is this show 26episodes? Some things better get resolved before the actions start or else they'll just use that age-old excuse all protagonist use "sorry x I have to save the world whatever you said before is now void".
Oh yeah they finished robot halfway through the episode now we need something to go wrong.
WE NEED IT TO. Seriously the show had this as the goal, aside from them showing him piloting it to save the world its already finished its purpose what will it do now? Collect more reports? Boring side quest I say we abandon it just crazy conspiracies. WOAH SHE SAID THAT TO HER SISTER ANYTHING YOU DO WILL BE ORDINARY. What a bite that one's got.
Oh look all of these people showed up WHERE WERE YOU ALL THE LAST NINE EPISODES ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? WHY NOT JOIN THE CLUB AND HELP. Oh man this is going to fail so hard getting your hopes up like this you might even kill some of these ungrateful peasants who cant appreciate the true art and beauty of mecha. Wow look at that useless comic relief teacher get out of here we wouldn't even ask you. IS THERE CIRCULATION!? IS HE GOING TO DIE IN THERE!? ARE THOSE THE CONTROLS ARE YOU SERIOUS. that thing is going to fall on those people everyone is going to die. What is this comic relief character WHAT ARE THESE PEASANTS SAYING are you serious thank you anime. wait if you knew it was a junk diesel engine why didn't you say anything. Well we knew this was going to happen the end. Look at these commoners litterering everywhere ungrateful. "What do we do now?" 'We end the show.'
Oh we're back cicadas must be summer, oh lol this guy is getting bodied and it is 2019, WOAH WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS THING FROM THE SKY. Monopole what the fuck woah wait what is this shes dropping what from the sky. Is this magnetic poop? No wait its the power source for the robot, it has to be. Try touching this foreign object you're fine don't worry. This background music that fits perfectly with the introduction of an object that shouldn't be possible according to modern science and its just going to rain them down from the sky. DISCOVERY OF THE CENTURY oh and its going to power the robot wow jeez i never expected this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) REALLY MAKE IT RAIN objects of immense power wait no this is standard Aki. Oh god its going to fall and hit her and she's going to die never mind. I want them to fall on his game console, oh thanks Subaru for that lecture hows that relationship with your father going. yeah thats what I thought walk away. And now we have our fujoshi calling karate girl a bitch wonderful. Wow this comic relief character what was that uncharacteristic speech you had last episode get lost scum. Oh look JAXA agreed to change their mind what a surprise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) oh cute he stuttered. oh he did it again. Let's just make it just like the one in the intro LOL nevermind lets just proceed with logic that works. I'm still waiting for the power source to become viable did they REALLY just leave the discovery of the century in the middle of that field come on. Oh my god I caught up to all the episodes and hey that flashback she actually talks back.
Wow okay our spunky cripple wants our ending poster girl to just dissapear isn't that a bit harsh I mean we won't have this amazing ending anymore without her then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)