finally because of the shear complexity of five hundred million universes, each with its own merit (prior to being destroyed by an opium fiend)... the result was that the universes couldn't really die.
instead, the universes manifested here on earth in our universe. now the destructors of the other universes are famous opium fiends whose powers exist in our world as well. the opium fiends are just avatars for supreme rules of other universes which have long since collapsed--their grandeur finally sucked away completely.
our universe and the planet earth are just the thinnest, thinnest slice representing the intersection of all the other universes ruled by opium fiends. essentially the bare bones causation of our world represents "the worst of all worlds". if all the other universes hadn't died screaming horrible deaths of the most painstaking complexity, we would never have developed life on earth.
sometimes it seems our world is only the prolonged death knell of five hundred million universes each ending in painful disharmony. can anyone save us?
yes, we must rescue all the other five hundred million universes. this is the destiny of earth.