I know a lot of hate gets posted about SC2, But not this, NO not this.
none of you know me personally, but that is ok, but this is for the fans.
I am sure, like me, you guys and gals who are still here, remember that cast in which Billy the Marine entered our hearts and minds.
Well this got me thinking. I play random, and my favorite units in the game are my workers. Drones those loveable little fuckers, probes; the adorable pop they make when the die yanks at my emo-ness and gimme more scvs, just gimme more!
What if, now hear me out, what if each and every worker you started with and created had a unique name attached it.
WAIT WAIT, I know what you guys are thinking, WTF why? Well let me tell you!!!
Because these are not mindless workers, (despite the word 'drones' being applied to them) NO! They are little dudes working their asses off upon my instructions and I care for them. You drop me? And and and and farking kill some of my workers?? IM MAD! IM fucking furious! you nydus me and kill some of my labourers, IM ROPEABLE!! I WANT MURDER! I don't blame you, you are just trying to win, I blame me, I lament their fucking death and swear to the SC cursed gods I will not let more of them die...I FIGHT, gosh damn it, to protect my workers .
Some of men I give names already, that one is Scout Bro, that one next to my 3rd is Drop Patrol Bob, this one is Cannon rush Chris, see that acid squirting fuck over there he is called Fuck Oracles Tony.
Now this might be a little random I know, but trust me, if all these cute and savage kangas had names, you would protect the shite out them and improve your game play too.
Also imagine if every other unit you made also had a unique name. SNAP!
Dedicated to the fans, Peace and Love.
Forgive my language, im Tasmanian.