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Not best joke of all time, but pretty funny
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''
"No," the farmer said.
The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''
"No."
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''
The farmer shot Chuck.
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They were obviously going to feed the ducks.
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Omg I'll have to remember this one
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It was ok, it's more about delivery than actual humor I think.
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On February 11 2008 09:12 Hittegods wrote: He was out of luck? You could say he was stuck, perhaps even in a ton of muck ): Poor young buck.
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i guess it sucks to be chuck
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HAHAHAHA
I started laughing like crazy!
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On February 11 2008 09:28 Equinox_kr wrote: HAHAHAHA
I started laughing like crazy! YOU BROKE THE RHYME CHAIN YOU FUCKING DUCK!
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Wait a second.. What chick name rhymes with Chuck...
Good joke though.
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On February 11 2008 10:01 Krohm wrote: Wait a second.. What chick name rhymes with Chuck...
Good joke though. the one that also rhymes with orange
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
on average how many jokes have you heard in the last few weeks?
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On February 11 2008 10:15 RtS)Night[Mare wrote: i dont get it either The end part would be like "Hi my name is chuck, I'm here to pick up XXXXX. To go fuck" Or something along those lines. Thats why the farmer shoots him.
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On February 11 2008 09:12 fanatacist wrote:You could say he was stuck, perhaps even in a ton of muck ): Poor young buck.
Roflmao-uck
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I can't think of a female name that rhymes with Chuck...
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Live2Win
United States6657 Posts
bahahaa that one's funny.
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JOKE ANALYSIS FOR ROMANIANS
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''
"No," the farmer said.
The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''
"No."
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.'' I'm here to pick up INSERT GIRL NAME THAT RHYMES WITH CHUCK to INSERT VERB THAT RHYMES WITH CHUCK, i.e. FUCK.
The farmer shot Chuck.
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
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( if you explain jokes, it doesnt turn funny anymore )
people who dont understand, just google it omfg
:edit: paper, by the way, no one who didnt get it were romanian..
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It wasn't all THAT funny, it was ok, but those who didnt get it...shameful=/ Its a pretty simple joke, really easy to understand.
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I was thinking along the lines of, I'm chuck, and I like to fuck.
Still not funny...
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someone start a joke thread...gogo
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Oh wtf I thought they were going to run amok
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On February 11 2008 11:58 Folca wrote: ( if you explain jokes, it doesnt turn funny anymore )
people who dont understand, just google it omfg
:edit: paper, by the way, no one who didnt get it were romanian.. thats because the Romanians just pretended to get it, and didnt post <3
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On February 11 2008 11:29 paper wrote: JOKE ANALYSIS FOR ROMANIANS
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''
"No," the farmer said.
The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''
"No."
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.'' I'm here to pick up INSERT GIRL NAME THAT RHYMES WITH CHUCK to INSERT VERB THAT RHYMES WITH CHUCK, i.e. FUCK.
The farmer shot Chuck.
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
this is funnier than the joke itself lol
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On February 11 2008 09:18 ilovejonn wrote: What the fuck?
Wow such an obvious thing to say but reading it still made me laugh a little. Chuck/fuck it's kinda there.
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On February 11 2008 10:33 f10esqftw wrote: I can't think of a female name that rhymes with Chuck... Maybe the farmer had a son named Buck? :p
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this jokes pretty, meh nvm
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hm, I got the joke too fast....after the first one, I read joe then flo and I assumed it would be blow....but it didn't happen until chuck...
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On February 11 2008 13:30 SonuvBob wrote:Show nested quote +On February 11 2008 10:33 f10esqftw wrote: I can't think of a female name that rhymes with Chuck... Maybe the farmer had a son named Buck? :p Someone alert kyari.
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United States10774 Posts
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not a very funny joke....
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
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Could it be because it's not www.? That'd be my guess.
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
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Chuck > Girls name that rhymes with chuck> fuck> humor
unfortunately fucking zero girls names rhyme with chuck, therefore this joke fails....
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