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Got sort of inspired after reading some other ones
What a shitty start, A drone jumps the min walls, It's so freaking far away now, This is breaking mah balls.
That scouting SCV, Fucking blocking my hatch, Oh go to hell asshole, Now the squares don't match.
My expo is delayed, 3 hatch muta will be late, I try to regain myself, But my drones meet their fate.
A bunker's going up, Micro can't help me here, His marines are too fast So my drones run in fear.
Whoever made this game, Made ovies way too damn slow, His marine is killing it, It's got nowhere to go!
BOOM!!!
I'm on one base now, there's no way I can win, I'm pissing my pants, yet he fucking grins.
Tanks pounding my sunks, This is it, now "GG?", Haha, you wish bitch, Ima D/C, no loss for me! Sure it sucks, but whatever!
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pretty funny except the D/C part lol
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imo make the later lines longer to show how every ZvT game is an uphill battle no matter how far ahead you are. ;p
I enjoyed it a lot.
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On June 03 2009 09:41 Sprite wrote: pretty funny except the D/C part lol
yeah hardest part was probably thinking of a decent ending
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konadora
Singapore66060 Posts
D/C? Why so BM?
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On June 03 2009 09:44 konadora wrote:D/C? Why so BM? Bunker rush >>> Zerg nerdrage obviously ;D
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konadora
Singapore66060 Posts
How about defending from a 9pool speed + sunken rush on colosseum 2, rape his main only to have him DC?
That's sad (I suffered that like 6~7 times... or else I would have gotten a C >__> )
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bunker rush caught me off guard with rines coming in by threes dude, fuck you man for being such a cheese
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pretty good poem imo
Oh go to hell asshole, Now the squares don't match. XD
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On June 03 2009 09:48 konadora wrote:How about defending from a 9pool speed + sunken rush on colosseum 2, rape his main only to have him DC? That's sad (I suffered that like 6~7 times... or else I would have gotten a C >__> ) Hey you are open to make your own poem too
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lol nice but there will probably be terrans complaining about lurkers and ultralisks (a.k.a. fucking invincible units)
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i vote this for beta key contest
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Hickory ,Dickory, dock Hello wraith, my supply has been blocked, I have no spores in my town, the drones all will go down, and I call the damn newbie, a cock.
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On June 03 2009 10:11 AttackZerg wrote: Hickory ,Dickory, dock Hello wraith, my supply has been blocked, I have no spores in my town, the drones all will go down, and I call the damn newbie, a cock.
that' beautiful<3 XD
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konadora
Singapore66060 Posts
On June 03 2009 09:56 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On June 03 2009 09:48 konadora wrote:How about defending from a 9pool speed + sunken rush on colosseum 2, rape his main only to have him DC? That's sad (I suffered that like 6~7 times... or else I would have gotten a C >__> ) Hey you are open to make your own poem too Unfortunately I'm not into literature
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On June 03 2009 10:11 AttackZerg wrote: Hickory ,Dickory, dock Hello wraith, my supply has been blocked, I have no spores in my town, the drones all will go down, and I call the damn newbie, a cock.
I see the terran ball It seems so very small I set up a flank To kill all his tanks But I was raped in the brawl.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Limericks own.
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Standard I play, like koreans they say, so I 3 hat ,I don't cheese, I play nice, but when my mutas arrive, they all fail or die, I will never make it to hive!
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On June 03 2009 10:27 AttackZerg wrote: Standard I play, like koreans they say, so I 3 hat ,I don't cheese, I play nice, but when my mutas arrive, they all fail or die, I will never make it to hive! That basically sums up my ZvT vs Bio.
My ZvT vs mech is much better lol
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I'm not very good at rhyming but I'll give it a shot.
You have ultralisks stop crying It must be nice having a spell that can make your units near invicible Must be pretty cool taking out a crucial tech unit with 2 units half it's cost (scourge/vessel) It's awesome when a lurker deathshot takes out a group of marines. It's not an imbalanced mu it's more of the fact that you suck.
I did my best. :p
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Dude, none of that rhymes. You fail at poems.
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And it doesn't flow too well either lol...
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On June 03 2009 10:32 Pioneer wrote: I'm not very good at rhyming but I'll give it a shot.
You have ultralisks stop crying It must be nice having a spell that can make your units near invicible Must be pretty cool taking out a crucial tech unit with 2 units half it's cost (scourge/vessel) It's awesome when a lurker deathshot takes out a group of marines. It's not an imbalanced mu it's more of the fact that you suck.
I did my best. :p
Fail. Doesnt even rhyme
Terran just proxyed rax'd my ass I sweat like a mother but defend his trespass I build sunkens but his vultures just pass I yell at Blizzard since vultures are broken But my screams are in vain I reckon
My economy is better, and he knows But he's safe cuz of his walls and depots
Every Zerg pro had an uphill battle like this But they ain't like me, they don't hiss
2 Dropships rape my base Fuck why did I pick this race
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On June 03 2009 10:37 Zozma wrote: Dude, none of that rhymes. You fail at poems. tis called free verse lol
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Canada780 Posts
Terran can never be iMBA, that job is for Protoss. ^_^
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On June 03 2009 10:57 iMBA wrote: Terran can never be iMBA ^ - ^
I like how your statement goes along with the T icon + Name
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I hosted a map, destination infact, I wanted a nice little game, So the game started, I reacted retarded, and lost to a rax in my main.
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I used this for Valentine's Day. It's not original but...
Marine blood is red, Dragoon blood is blue. You ain't no Tossgirl, but I guess you will do.
Happy Valentines Day.
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On June 03 2009 10:37 Zozma wrote: Dude, none of that rhymes. You fail at poems. I said I wasn't very good!
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Times are tense as I'm scouting you out, Reveal your spawning location I shout!
Though I've arrived I'm dismayed to see, Five drones and a pool are waiting for me.
I barely defend keeping few alive, But you've no economy and are far from the hive.
The war is now on and be sure I'm no quitter, I'll fight 'till the end be it sweet, or bitter.
I'm killing expos and yet you make more, I'm fighting off two base you're massing off four.
I've made sure I have all the tech that I need, But oh dear look! it's a Zergling stampede.
I'm prepared this time Firebats are in place, But spines from lurkers won't cease giving chase.
Enough of mere men they are weak and they die: Bring out the machines that shoot and can fly.
No more shall we cower in fear of your might, Missiles of Charon and Seige Tanks Arclite.
It appears though I've spoken too soon, alas, See Defilers and Ultras approach, en masse.
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PvZ has started, I see your overlord in the air Oh a free scout? How is that fair?!
I send my probe out The zerglings come and I'm unable to scout
I sit and expand, letting time pass and here comes your 3hatchling mass
Oh my stargate and my sair I don't think they even care.
Next game I am mad Your zerglings make me sad
I make an extra gate Because of my hate
The lurker contain is here Instead of typing GG i call the zerg a queer
edit: I'm bad at poetry (((((((((((
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The game starts and my mouse flies Oops, too bad, my scouting SCV died.
I failed to see the 9pool go up My first marine's out of luck.
Six demon lizard things tearing up my min line SCVs come to save the day, just in time.
I'm still on one base, you're on three Here come the mutas; I thought I was free.
Marines gunning for mutalisk blood, All they get is a glaive wurm flood.
My vessels are here you bastard, your timing is done Oh look there's a control group of lurkers, run marines run!
There's red all over the place, man that's a lot of blood Looks like my m&m micro is still a major dud
GG you bastard, this matchup is gay I'll come back to pwn you another day (i.e. 10 years from now, in SC2)
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I see 8 lings coming to me I quickly pull my SCV's off and see, The SCV's were too late to arrive and lings in my base Fuck you bitch, you dirty disgrace.
Because zergs are so noob, I micro'ed my way Only losing 5 scv's thats what THEY say. I thought i still had a chance because my opponent was a noob I made 9 turrets, and found out he/she had boobs.
So i quickly tore down my turrets with my own marines I said sorry there lady, i'm not a fiend. I'm just a desperate internet geek with no weed. Sees a women on the internet and i beat my meat.
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The Defiler screams Playgu As the rines turn to Ragu
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A poem for my TvZ
My SCVs are mining, and it's June My Wall-in is as beautiful as the moon I see your 3 Hatch Lair I don't even care
My vultures and valks are here I wait for your mutas so I can see you tear Mutalisks and zerglings better die Or I am going to cry
I see your muta clump I think i'm entering a slump Your scourge make my valks fall Choosing Terran was a bad call
In 2008-2009 Batoo OSL Jaedong played and Fantasy got slayed 2-3 is not fun Instead of starcraft I think I better go to the sun
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lol at Pioneer's poem. XD
I must say I liked your poem a lot, Reason.
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Yeah reason won this thread so easily lol.
gj mate.
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Bunker rushes are gayer than DTs.
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On June 03 2009 13:55 AttackZerg wrote: Yeah reason won this thread so easily lol.
gj mate. *Gives Reason a star*
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Grobyc
I like yours too
I'll go rate it =)
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Even more despised than the Aryan Nation, That Zerg slaying horror, Destination It's hell on earth for its MOTW duration Might as well spend that time performing masturbation
Sometimes the Terran 8 raxes your main, And 6 marines spill drone blood down the drain, Replacing workers with a bloody stain, Yet not even quite Zerg's main bane.
For what can one do against that insidious tech, Vultures, Golaiths, Tanks, stupid mech, You 1a2a3a me and then say "kek" Ruining my hydra army and my expo to a wreck.
And even when I block your bike I think the harass is done: you say "psyche" And in come the wraiths, free to strike And slow me down more: what's there to like?
So many times I have been forced to GG Have been brought back down, back to D Maybe I'll be forced to switch back to T Because it's impossible to win on Destination as Z.
And even if I do win there's no pleasing me As my lings ravage your base, I see That you float away your CC And before I can kill them, you PP.
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lol Caller nj making all 4 lines in each stanza rhyme
On June 03 2009 15:31 AttackZerg wrote: Grobyc
I like yours too
I'll go rate it =) yay :3 <33
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Map of the week today: Blue storm Perfect time, to play the swarm
I decide to go 2hat Expecting some cheese His SCV blocks my nat I just 12pool with ease
4th minute kicks in, no backdoor proxy yet so now I begin to whore drones from my hat
Placing my spire, I cut my overlord's life short fly it into marine fire to reveal a finished starport
Fuck, I still don't know Should I place a den or an evolution chamber? What is his b/o Cloaked wraiths? a drop? Some other options I don't remember?
I decide to get both techs For the lack of a safer reaction It's not like I have map hacks That can scan his plan of action
I also make sure That my ling speed is done Just in case of an early 3vulture run
Wraiths are now here evo just done My ovies disappear And some drones already gone
Can't get a hydra to defend Since I'm supply blocked now I have to build creeps to fend wraith fire from cooking me raw
After some beating, spire is done his wraiths run from muta but my macro is gone
Cloak gives him map control So I just rebuild drones and get ovie speed Meanwhile his tanks roll He chose tech, expanding is something Ts don't even need
I play smart, sneak some lings and hide them set up a flank from behind His contain has lots of M&M So I'll just wait for the right moment, if he doesn't mind
And then it comes, commence! he stims into my nat. I execute my defense - With control as good as you can get!
I survive the attack But the Terran already expanded easily my 3rd expo attempt has no luck Dies to cloaked wraiths who still roam freely
I try to understand, being in a hassle What kind of tech choice I need To battle his M&M, Tanks, Wraiths, and soon vessel
To be able fight this kind of Terran ball I need hive tech, defilers So to my main I scroll
I send a drone To place my queen's nest But then I spot a drop For God's sake can I get no rest
I move my units to save my base From the horror known as +2 M&M But even if that wasn't the case my units would still die quickly to them
A few painful minutes later My consume is 50% done First defiler is out He attacks my nat and I gg
...Bluestorm ZvT on the first day of iCCup S9 .........by Aqo
Based on a real story.
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Netherlands6142 Posts
You guys fail at metres, this is agony to read.
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It's called a poetic license foo
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On June 03 2009 21:03 Pholon wrote: You guys fail at metres, this is agony to read. I know at least mine were just meant to be said allowed and slightly humorous I didn't count or measure at all, just said what I felt worked.
Yes some of the longer ones have been very bad though ;p
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When mutas fly I feel fine Getting a corsair and life goes by But when hydras come to field I am worthless as grape peel Templars are always slow Despite their phasing glow Comming to battle 4 sec late Fuck I forgot storm upgrade Now my front is crumbling back Should I defend or counter attack It seems templar would never fill energy enough to make a kill Heart attack, everything has to go so fast Flanking zeals aimnig storms, and make more units in back When the battle storm flies away He has 4 bases, it's too late
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hHAha this thread awesome
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There I was, as was he, we played a game of z v t, I went 5 pool, he scouted me, I just won, I'm out of D,
GG
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On June 04 2009 12:40 AttackZerg wrote: There I was, as was he, we played a game of z v t, I went 5 pool, he scouted me, I just won, I'm out of D,
GG The best part is it's true lol.
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