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 Kleander   United States. March 18 2010 02:01. Posts 328
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I awoke this morning so ignorant
Unaware of my new predicament
I happily began my day with no worry
I rubbed my tired eyes to rid them of their blurry

I sat in my comfy black leather chair
I ran my fingers through my pillow-head hair
I logged onto facebook and began to socialize
Then opened winamp to be met with a surprise

To my dismay, shock and instinctual fear
I couldn't interpret sound, I could no longer hear
No no! it wasn't my ears that were to blame
It was my speakers, they were not the same

I panicked and reached to the back of my table
I needed to know if the connection was still enabled
It was connected! My mind began to trouble shoot
But no matter my efforts, the speakers remained mute

I was lost, in a plunge of depression
I couldn't live with this. I was surely undone

Since then, I've come to my senses
I've come to terms with my new expenses
I've learned a lesson that made me briefly cry
That all speakers, good or bad, eventually die

R.I.P. Altec Lansing VS22220


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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 지지 Guess who's learning Korean
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 EtherealDeath   United States. March 18 2010 02:15. Posts 8155
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T_T
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 Welmu   Finland. March 18 2010 02:24. Posts 3246
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sad
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 da_head   Canada. March 18 2010 02:24. Posts 3126
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rip
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
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 sc4k   United Kingdom. March 18 2010 02:25. Posts 4403
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Christ, this is how I experienced reading this:

- hmm, looks like something bad has happened, maybe this guy is writing a eulogy
- oh wow, this is a bad poem, why is he rhyming like a rapper, this is terrible
- shit I can't say anything bad about it because he lost a friend
- Oh shit I don't think he lost a friend I think he's become deaf, wow...that means all he has left are his terrible word skills...poor guy. Better find something nice to say to him
- Oh right, his speakers are broken. Ok then that just plain sucks 1/5.

><
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 josemb40   Peru. March 18 2010 02:28. Posts 565
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lol nice try
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 Kleander   United States. March 18 2010 02:30. Posts 328
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On March 18 2010 02:25 sc4k wrote:
Christ, this is how I experienced reading this:

- hmm, looks like something bad has happened, maybe this guy is writing a eulogy
- oh wow, this is a bad poem, why is he rhyming like a rapper, this is terrible
- shit I can't say anything bad about it because he lost a friend
- Oh shit I don't think he lost a friend I think he's become deaf, wow...that means all he has left are his terrible word skills...poor guy. Better find something nice to say to him
- Oh right, his speakers are broken. Ok then that just plain sucks 1/5.

><


lol, at least you're honest
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 지지 Guess who's learning Korean
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 Caller   Poland. March 18 2010 02:33. Posts 7266
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did you try going to sound options and right clicking test for whatever options you have
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 Kleander   United States. March 18 2010 02:36. Posts 328
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On March 18 2010 02:33 Caller wrote:
did you try going to sound options and right clicking test for whatever options you have


lol yeah i tried everything in my power to get them to work again ;_; well, everything except opening them up and looking for broken connections xD
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 지지 Guess who's learning Korean
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 Bebop07   United States. March 18 2010 02:46. Posts 270
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On March 18 2010 02:30 Kleander wrote:

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lol, at least you're honest
I thought it was really good, I actually laughed when it ended up being your speakers.
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 FragKrag   United States. March 18 2010 03:02. Posts 11068
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T_T

good luck with your new set
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 Qwertify   United States. March 18 2010 03:38. Posts 2516
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before you throw them out, check to see if the speaker on the bottom right of your monitor doesn't have a red circle with a slash through it.
CJ Entusman #24
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 EquilasH   Denmark. March 18 2010 03:39. Posts 925
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I thought someone had deleted your music..
wat
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 madnessman   Singapore. March 18 2010 03:54. Posts 1564
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On March 18 2010 02:25 sc4k wrote:
Christ, this is how I experienced reading this:

- hmm, looks like something bad has happened, maybe this guy is writing a eulogy
- oh wow, this is a bad poem, why is he rhyming like a rapper, this is terrible
- shit I can't say anything bad about it because he lost a friend
- Oh shit I don't think he lost a friend I think he's become deaf, wow...that means all he has left are his terrible word skills...poor guy. Better find something nice to say to him
- Oh right, his speakers are broken. Ok then that just plain sucks 1/5.

><


Are we even reading the same poem?! How did that even resemble in the slightest that he lost a friend...Or that he became deaf?! Lol O_o
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 jimminy_kriket   Canada. March 18 2010 03:58. Posts 4673
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I woke up with an ear full of blood. Your luckier.
Twitter is for nancies.
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 EquilasH   Denmark. March 18 2010 03:58. Posts 925
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On March 18 2010 03:54 madnessman wrote:

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Are we even reading the same poem?! How did that even resemble in the slightest that he lost a friend...Or that he became deaf?! Lol O_o

Because he starts the drama, then goes on to say he logs onto facebook where you normally get messages from friends(maybe 2 people had the same friend?)..
Then proceeds to say that he can't hear anything(though I must admit that I didn't get the impression that he got deaf here)..
wat
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  micronesia   United States. March 18 2010 04:37. Posts 19315Profile Blog # 

On March 18 2010 03:54 madnessman wrote:

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Are we even reading the same poem?! How did that even resemble in the slightest that he lost a friend...Or that he became deaf?! Lol O_o

When he couldn't hear at first I thought he lost his hearing or something after reading the thread title.
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 HazMat   United States. March 18 2010 04:49. Posts 9197
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On March 18 2010 02:25 sc4k wrote:
- oh wow, this is a bad poem, why is he rhyming like a rapper, this is terrible


Maybe it's a rap :O
@ShakeDrizzle. I love you all.
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 Lovin   Denmark. March 18 2010 05:27. Posts 795
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Bitches don't know about your particular set of skills! Nice punchline
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  love1another   United States. March 18 2010 06:01. Posts 1844Profile Blog # 
Your rhyme, my friend could be more crisp...
Of meter you flash but a wisp...
The wit is there, I'll give you this...
But without form your verse is piss.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
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