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Worst morning ever

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 arb   Noobville. July 20 2010 20:17. Posts 11081
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I should be asleep now, except i usually eat at like 11PM then go to bed a couple hours later, but since i didnt do that last night im too hungry to sleep

fml.

So i managed to force myself asleep for like 3 hours and now im wide ass awake for some reason, and decide that like before "Im pretty hungry and cant sleep so ima eat and go to sleep" My grandma that lives below me is still asleep

fml.

I decide to make a PBJ sandwich instead woo!!!, we are out of bread

fml.

But dont worry we have hamburger buns! :D:D:D, at which point the greatest tragedy occurs, after putting the peanut butter on my bread i find jelly in the fridge and put it on there, it is strawberry

fml.

I hate strawberry but i dont like wasting food so i scrape it off(hypocritical i know) and put grape on there, and after taking my first bite all i can taste is the strawberry

fml.

DISCUSS? HOW BAD HAVE YOUR RECENT MORNINGS BEEN?

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SOUNDS LIKE THEY NEED SOME FREEDOM. USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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 seRapH   United States. July 20 2010 20:19. Posts 8243
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you're in america i assume?

jetlag ended for me last week, so i'm riding quite well now, thank you
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 arb   Noobville. July 20 2010 20:20. Posts 11081
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On July 20 2010 20:19 seRapH wrote:
you're in america i assume?

jetlag ended for me last week, so i'm riding quite well now, thank you

It took me a while to make sure i had my sleep back on track(i was sleeping during the day) However after staying up all day then going to bed at night(this did fix it) i found i couldnt eat but tiny bits for about 2 1/2 days because i was so used to eating at night

Is this sort of like "jetlag"

and yes i am american
SOUNDS LIKE THEY NEED SOME FREEDOM. USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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 disco   Netherlands. July 20 2010 20:22. Posts 1646
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I don't think I've ever had a good morning. I'd list all the times I've overslept for work but I don't think they'd fit in this post. Oversleeping leads to angry employer -> leads to cranky employee.

Also, am I the only one who has more trouble waking up when I went to bed earlier than normal? I have less trouble waking up from a 5 hour night than from an 8 hour night.
this game is a fucking jokie
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  Megalisk   United States. July 20 2010 20:22. Posts 6095Profile Blog # 
Its 6:22 am for me, I have yet to sleep, the birds are starting to chirp, I can see the light, and I'm watching some crazy matches of SC..tis a good morning!
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 Cambium   Japan. July 20 2010 20:23. Posts 15621
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worst morning for me was when I decided to drink a whole bottle (1.5 L @ 20%) of Japanese rice wine on a Wednesday night, then had a horrible hangover on Thursday for the whole day, wanting to throw up every 5 minutes.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
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 Pyrrhuloxia   United States. July 20 2010 20:23. Posts 6532
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From Wikipedia:
"One of the stunts Bam Margera stated he intended to film was entitled "The Worst Wake-up in the World" in which himself and Ryan Dunn would wake up Bam's fellow friend Brandon Novak with "Defibrillators, then urinate onto his face, throw flour on him to cake the urine, punch him in each eye, and then release six vampire bats into the room, and lock the door".[15]"

Your morning was not the worst ever by far.
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 zergnewb   United States. July 20 2010 20:29. Posts 582
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Well arb this is a price you must pay for getting haxed to a crobat. My mornings have been just fine. Nothing about them to complain about. Except that I has no gf to share 'em with.
You = 매춘부.
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 GhoSt[shield]   Canada. July 20 2010 21:06. Posts 1944
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On July 20 2010 20:22 Megalisk wrote:
Its 6:22 am for me, I have yet to sleep, the birds are starting to chirp, I can see the light, and I'm watching some crazy matches of SC..tis a good morning!


This is exactly how I feel at this moment!
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 daz   Canada. July 20 2010 21:11. Posts 637
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right now its blowing my mind that you hate strawberry. how can someone hate strawberry?
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 SoL[9]   Portugal. July 20 2010 21:11. Posts 1370
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LOL that is a bad morning?
You so unlucky...
I Can Fly...
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 Loanshark   China. July 20 2010 21:13. Posts 1709
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Spoiled kid....
No dough, no go.
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 RaGe   Belgium. July 20 2010 21:14. Posts 9613
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How can you hate strawberry? You're literally the first person I know that hates strawberry.
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 Chuiu   July 20 2010 21:28. Posts 3470
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That's not a bad morning. Fuck compared to you I had a bad morning and I don't even consider it bad.
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  Happy.fairytail   United States. July 20 2010 21:37. Posts 327Profile Blog # 
hm, worst might be the morning after my best friend's 21st -- we started out with some beer, then decided to head over to the bar and just go down menu and see how far we could go lol. (Keep in mind, I was 5'6 and 115lbs).

3 beers/wine; then double-shots of regal, crown, JD, vodka, tequila, some weird blue stuff the bartender said was called "robinson crusoe", some more weird purple stuff the bartender said was called "fuck you", and the last thing I remember was downing a double-shot of black russian. All under half an hour I think, we just skulled all of it down fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

Haha I couldn't even put my glass down after that black russian, because I swear I saw two bars so I just picked one and I swear it jumped backwards to dodge my glass and it fell and broke wtf SO CONFUSED HAHA.

Rest of the night was pretty uneventful, just some projectile vomit coming out of the elevator, dry heaving on the sidewalk, and then waking up feeling like a battlecruiser yamato canon'd my stomach. Man, I was so drunk I couldn't even go to sleep for 2hrs. And when I woke up, I still felt drunk. But seriously, my insides felt like this:
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 ~ava   Canada. July 20 2010 21:39. Posts 350
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I've had some 'oh shit' wake-up moments that put your 'worst morning ever' to shame
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 bITt.mAN   Switzerland. July 20 2010 21:42. Posts 3397
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Man strawberry is as equal a berry as any other type of berry. Grape is a type of berry (I think), so why the discrimination?

Oh and I've found that if your sleep cyclle gets fucked over, the best and most reliable way to fix it is to try as hard as you can to got to bed before 1 in the morning, wake up as soon as you can, and fall asleep when your body tells you to (at like 23:30) instead of iCCup into the early hours of the morning (which I fall for all too often).

Sorry about the lack-of-sandwich material, maybe stock up on some double-downs and re-heat them ?
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 RoieTRS   United States. July 20 2010 22:13. Posts 2346
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arb...

will you feel better if you sign my mousepad?
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 eSen1a   Australia. July 20 2010 22:15. Posts 843
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woops its ur blog ps i love strawberries
Last edit: 2010-07-20 23:03:03
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  Nyovne   Netherlands. July 20 2010 22:17. Posts 17112Profile # 
Lets say its a sure bet that you don't drink or ever have drunk alcohol.
For remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
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