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Veggie Pancake

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  love1another   United States. July 28 2010 11:27. Posts 1844Profile Blog # 
Oh Veggie Pancake, you are fine!
Each morn I always make you mine!
I buy you at the store each day
and though you're great I need but pay

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one yuan plus change, so you are cheap.
Your cost and taste do always keep
my stomach and my wallet full.
Oh eating you is never dull.
Last edit: 2010-08-14 00:30:45


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"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
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  Megalisk   United States. July 28 2010 11:35. Posts 6095Profile Blog # 
Um..what?

So its like a pancake..with vegetables in it or something? Cause that sounds terrible.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
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 illu   Canada. July 28 2010 11:38. Posts 2531
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I thought pancakes consist of mostly flour and eggs.
:]
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  love1another   United States. July 28 2010 11:42. Posts 1844Profile Blog # 

On July 28 2010 11:35 Megalisk wrote:
Um..what?

So its like a pancake..with vegetables in it or something? Cause that sounds terrible.

Indeed that's what it is, good sir.
Within a bun of steam-fried dough
lies golden chunks of chinese stir-
fried vegetables that make me go

to defecate consistently
and make my body feel just grand
I eat them, thus, persistently,
to fortify my anal gland.



On July 28 2010 11:38 illu wrote:
I thought pancakes consist of mostly flour and eggs.

Not every pancake is so plain
as that which you did now explain.
While some indeed are merely flour,
some are sweet and some our sour,

Some are flat and others tower--
but to list them all would take an hour.
But every pancake, I tell you this,
will show your tastebuds total bliss.
Last edit: 2010-07-28 11:48:18
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
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 Lexpar   Canada. July 28 2010 11:42. Posts 1809
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Sounds good. Like veggie pate right? Only delicious pancakes. Do you put syrup on them or cheese? Maybe both.

Edit: K you just went too far.
Last edit: 2010-07-28 11:44:14
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  love1another   United States. July 28 2010 11:51. Posts 1844Profile Blog # 

On July 28 2010 11:42 Lexpar wrote:
Sounds good. Like veggie pate right? Only delicious pancakes. Do you put syrup on them or cheese? Maybe both.

Edit: K you just went too far.


Cheese and syrup both are nice
but even plain they quite suffice
to make my head spin round with glee
oh when I eat them I feel free!

And never can one go "too far"
when speaking of that shining star
that captivates the heart and tongue
...and that expedites the flow of dung.
Last edit: 2010-07-28 12:04:21
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
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 Navi   Korea (South). July 28 2010 13:10. Posts 3256
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On July 28 2010 11:42 Lexpar wrote:
Sounds good. Like veggie pate right? Only delicious pancakes. Do you put syrup on them or cheese? Maybe both.

Edit: K you just went too far.


hahaha, i love your edit

where do you buy these pancakes good sir? I too would like to "fortify my anal gland"
Hey! Listen!
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  love1another   United States. July 28 2010 13:19. Posts 1844Profile Blog # 
I buy them on the way to work.
Beside the road, these pancakes lurk
in little shops that sell such snacks
that always stop me in my tracks.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
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 prOxi.swAMi   Australia. July 28 2010 13:19. Posts 2990
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I like the way you rhyme your posts,,
but veggie pancakes just sound gross.

You see, I have this little rule,
for making cakes that make you drool.

A pancake sporting a healthy look,
is a pancake I not dare to cook.
AKA WonderBoy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ http://www.proxiteam.net
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  love1another   United States. July 28 2010 13:24. Posts 1844Profile Blog # 

On July 28 2010 13:19 prOxi.swAMi wrote:
I like the way you rhyme your posts,,
but veggie pancakes just sound gross.

You see, I have this little rule,
for making cakes that make you drool.

A pancake sporting a healthy look,
is a pancake I not dare to cook.

Well you are in for one surprise
because the veggies just disguise
the greasy heart attack to come.
No health foods here, just YUM YUM YUM!
Last edit: 2010-07-28 13:28:02
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
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 YPang   United States. July 28 2010 13:30. Posts 3911
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You guys do lack tetesteron
true man eat bacon and eggs, and we eat a ton

veggie pancakes sounds like its for chicks
we like our fat bacon cuz we got big dicks

healthy food is overated too
i like my icecream and greasy food
there's nothing you can do but observe
as we eat our goodies that you think you deserve.


#1 Peru Hater | sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
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 prOxi.swAMi   Australia. July 28 2010 13:33. Posts 2990
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On July 28 2010 13:24 love1another wrote:

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Well you are in for one surprise
because the veggies just disguise
the greasy heart attack to come.
No health foods here, just YUM YUM YUM!


I thank you sir and stand corrected,
greasy food is always accepted.

It seems I have to try one first,
before I criticise its worth.

I just might travel to your land
and fortify my anal gland.
AKA WonderBoy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ http://www.proxiteam.net
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  love1another   United States. July 28 2010 13:41. Posts 1844Profile Blog # 

On July 28 2010 13:30 YPang wrote:
You guys do lack tetesteron
true man eat bacon and eggs, and we eat a ton

veggie pancakes sounds like its for chicks
we like our fat bacon cuz we got big dicks

healthy food is overated too
i like my icecream and greasy food
there's nothing you can do but observe
as we eat our goodies that you think you deserve.



Nay! Bacon/Eggs take time to cook,
while all I have to do is look
down at the street and pick a bun
to make my breakfast good and done!

And you may have testosterone
and all you do is fart and bone,
but finer minds like mine do mind
when foods, like yours, are unrefined.

So be a real man, brave and bold,
and strive to break your caveman mold!
Improve your taste and feel that world
that veggie pancakes have unfurled!
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
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  love1another   United States. July 28 2010 13:44. Posts 1844Profile Blog # 

On July 28 2010 13:33 prOxi.swAMi wrote:

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I thank you sir and stand corrected,
greasy food is always accepted.

It seems I have to try one first,
before I criticise its worth.

I just might travel to your land
and fortify my anal gland.


I thank you for your open mind
and hope that you will one day find
a chance to try a veggie bun!
But... for now, I guess, my work is done!
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
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 mtmf   Brazil. July 28 2010 14:04. Posts 417
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I clicked this thread waiting for a recipe...
LOL
(–_–)
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 Cauld   United States. July 28 2010 14:19. Posts 219
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On July 28 2010 11:35 Megalisk wrote:
Um..what?

So its like a pancake..with vegetables in it or something? Cause that sounds terrible.


Although your post was pretty nice
In this thread it does not suffice
It's welcome on another forum
On 4chan there's less decorum

The first post here that doesn't rhymn
Seems out of place and out of time
On TL we like our limricks
And other literary gimmicks
Last edit: 2010-07-28 14:20:21
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 prOxi.swAMi   Australia. July 28 2010 14:43. Posts 2990
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On July 28 2010 14:19 Cauld wrote:

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Although your post was pretty nice
In this thread it does not suffice
It's welcome on another forum
On 4chan there's less decorum

The first post here that doesn't rhymn
Seems out of place and out of time
On TL we like our limricks
And other literary gimmicks

But here on TL net we say,
adhere to standards or you pay.

In your first line you tell a lie,
and thusly I will now decry,
that in your feeble meekish blunder,
you've torn your arse hole cheeks asunder.

TLnet won't tolerate,
a man of your noobility.
So find a forum where mistakes,
are fine to flaunt so willingly.
AKA WonderBoy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ http://www.proxiteam.net
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 Lexpar   Canada. July 28 2010 16:06. Posts 1809
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wow this go so much better 5 stars
Rules as a God-King
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  love1another   United States. August 12 2010 06:20. Posts 1844Profile Blog # 
To give five stars to such a sweet
and tasty early morning treat
would not do justice to its great
ability to satiate.

Yes since, in fact, a single bite
can wipe away a tired night,
to rate with justice, there's no way
since galaxies cannot convey

The joy these pancakes bring to me.
Confined by crippling gravity,
A star can never hope to be
a symbol quite as grand and free

As my veggie pancake.

Last edit: 2010-08-12 06:21:15
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
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 Lexpar   Canada. August 12 2010 07:53. Posts 1809
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Rules as a God-King
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