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Constipation - The Biggest Problem amongst Gen Y

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 Azera   Singapore. June 02 2012 16:23. Posts 3367
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It seems that Generation Y has received much criticisms regarding the problems that plague the people that belong to said era.

The purpose of this blog however, is not to separate fact from myth or dispute the problems. One thing that I'm positive about is that the majority of Gen Y have problems with their bowel movements. Think about it. Almost all of us own a smartphone, and when we head to the toilet to do our business, we pay attention to other businesses. We go onto Facebook and get all up into other people's businesses , leaving the poor log stuck. It looks like a mole sticking it's head out of dirt.

Poll: Do you have constipation?

No (42)
 
89%

I can't tell (3)
 
6%

Yes (2)
 
4%

47 total votes

Your vote: Do you have constipation?

(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No
(Vote): I can't tell





Poll: What occupies you in the toilet?

Concentrate on your need to defecate and trying to Super Sayan (28)
 
67%

Books/Magazines (8)
 
19%

Smartphone (4)
 
10%

Shampoo bottle, etc (2)
 
5%

Newspaper (0)
 
0%

42 total votes

Your vote: What occupies you in the toilet?

(Vote): Smartphone
(Vote): Books/Magazines
(Vote): Newspaper
(Vote): Shampoo bottle, etc
(Vote): Concentrate on your need to defecate and trying to Super Sayan




Share you stories on your throne. I remember I tried to go when I was really tired/out of energy. I tried to super sayan and ended up almost fainting.

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  ArvickHero   June 02 2012 17:03. Posts 9378Profile Blog # 
just go in and shit very fast, no time to "occupy" myself
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 Azera   Singapore. June 02 2012 17:07. Posts 3367
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On June 02 2012 17:03 ArvickHero wrote:
just go in and shit very fast, no time to "occupy" myself


So you wait until you just can't hold it anymore?
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 endy   China. June 02 2012 17:12. Posts 6110
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I'm just like ArvickHero. I never understood why people would waste so much time in toilets. I mean either you want to take a shit either you don't. If you don't, then don't go toilets, if you do then just drop your package.
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  ArvickHero   June 02 2012 17:16. Posts 9378Profile Blog # 

On June 02 2012 17:07 Azera wrote:

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So you wait until you just can't hold it anymore?

I don't understand lol, if I feel the need to shit then I go and just do it. I don't have to hold it to the last minute or anything ..
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 Newbistic   China. June 02 2012 17:17. Posts 2911
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Constipation is due to lack of fiber intake, young whippersnappers these days don't know how to take care of their own body and eat enough fruits and vegetables.

It also doesn't help that supermarkets nowadays are 80% processed foods which don't have much fiber either.
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  Anacletus   United States. June 02 2012 17:26. Posts 670Profile Blog # 
at first i thought this poll was for shitting objects like shampoo bottles....i dont have constipation but shitting a phone would suck
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 ShadowDrgn   United States. June 02 2012 17:59. Posts 2345
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On June 02 2012 17:12 endy wrote:
I'm just like ArvickHero. I never understood why people would waste so much time in toilets. I mean either you want to take a shit either you don't. If you don't, then don't go toilets, if you do then just drop your package.


I thought I was weird for this too. Drop pants, unload, wipe, put pants back on. It's rare for me to take more than a minute or two in the bathroom. What's with all these people that read books and magazines while they shit?
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 Azera   Singapore. June 02 2012 18:00. Posts 3367
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On June 02 2012 17:59 ShadowDrgn wrote:

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I thought I was weird for this too. Drop pants, unload, wipe, put pants back on. It's rare for me to take more than a minute or two in the bathroom. What's with all these people that read books and magazines while they shit?


What's with all these people that don't read books and magazines while they shit?
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 rabidch   Singapore. June 02 2012 18:06. Posts 8061
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i only do it if there is something convenient to read. actually it's nice listening to music too.
thug life.
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 Swilvan   June 02 2012 18:18. Posts 110
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For me going to the toilet is a moment of total relaxation, so I take my time with it (well except that one time before i had to do my part in a 150 km relay, I totally went super sayan on that bitch) and just chill and take a dump no need to hurry
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 Azera   Singapore. June 02 2012 18:39. Posts 3367
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On June 02 2012 18:06 rabidch wrote:
i only do it if there is something convenient to read. actually it's nice listening to music too.


That's interesting. With earphones or through a speaker?



On June 02 2012 18:18 Swilvan wrote:
For me going to the toilet is a moment of total relaxation, so I take my time with it (well except that one time before i had to do my part in a 150 km relay, I totally went super sayan on that bitch) and just chill and take a dump no need to hurry


Yeah man, this guy knows how to take a shit.
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 Vul   United States. June 02 2012 22:27. Posts 681
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On June 02 2012 18:00 Azera wrote:

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What's with all these people that don't read books and magazines while they shit?


Yea I have to relax first, I like to take my time and produce refined work.
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 SamuraiSEA   Japan. June 02 2012 22:42. Posts 86
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On June 02 2012 17:17 Newbistic wrote:
Constipation is due to lack of fiber intake, young whippersnappers these days don't know how to take care of their own body and eat enough fruits and vegetables.

It also doesn't help that supermarkets nowadays are 80% processed foods which don't have much fiber either.


Completely agree.

If generation Y has a high percentage of people with digestive disorders, then it's a sign that many are not taking care of themselves in a proper fashion.

I think, most of generation Y has fallen into the "I can't be bothered" way of thinking. They know what their bodies need but simply do can not be bothered to do what their body needs.


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 Roe   Canada. June 02 2012 23:16. Posts 5135
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In the bathroom is where I have some of my most intimate and thorough thoughts. There's something about the process itself that enables such a production of giving birth to ideas. I've never been fully satisfied by reading newspaper of magazines, I need my quiet, thoughtful time.
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 eu.exodus   South Africa. June 02 2012 23:58. Posts 942
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angry birds ftw
6 poll is a good skill toi have
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 SnetteL   Belgium. June 03 2012 00:42. Posts 467
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Shit in my pants, let it dry for some time, then scoop it out into the toilet. Saves me about 5 mins a day cause there's room for 2 loads which saves me a trip a day.
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 Azera   Singapore. June 03 2012 00:47. Posts 3367
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On June 03 2012 00:42 SnetteL wrote:
Shit in my pants, let it dry for some time, then scoop it out into the toilet. Saves me about 5 mins a day cause there's room for 2 loads which saves me a trip a day.


It seems the efficiency of the Germans flowed over...
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 Roe   Canada. June 03 2012 00:54. Posts 5135
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On June 03 2012 00:42 SnetteL wrote:
Shit in my pants, let it dry for some time, then scoop it out into the toilet. Saves me about 5 mins a day cause there's room for 2 loads which saves me a trip a day.

reminds me of the poopsockers from WoW
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 Heh_   Singapore. June 03 2012 02:17. Posts 2245
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Hold it in as long as you can, then when you release it, feels like a great burden has been lifted off your shoulders.
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