| Caller Poland. April 06 2009 15:34. Posts 7265 | Profile Blog # |
Ugh, I've had such a horrible day today.
First thing I know, I wake up today, it's not in my bed. In fact, it's in some kind of a fucking box. Fortunately, the lid was open, so I walked out and saw that I was in church. WTF, I'm not even religious or anything?
Anyways I quickly left the church. My legs weren't responding too well today (should probably not have run too much the other day) and I was getting pretty hungry. I checked my pockets for money to buy something when I realized that I didn't actually have any pockets: indeed, I didn't even have any pants, and the back half of my shirt was missing. Bastards. Probably took my kidney too  .
So the first thing that obviously happens to make my day worse is I almost get hit by a car. I think I have strep or something because all I could do was shake my hand at the car and make some weird moaning noise. Word.
Anyways, I keep walking down the road, still in need of some threads. Finally, I spot some homeless guy with some rags on, and still a little bit drunk and/or high from yesterday, I jumped him for his clothing. The fight wasn't too hard (the bastard tried to punch me in the face so I bit him) and I soon got myself some clothes, although they smelled and were pretty fucking dirty. Bet he had fleas too.
So then I went to my apartment to figure out what the hell was going on. When I walk by, all my shit is out on the curb. WTF. I paid my rent this month. This day just gets worse and worse. I have a mind to bitch at my landlord but he has a shotgun: probably not wise. I get my wallet and some proper clothes, and also my cell phone. It was kind of weird, I got like 100000 texts, but before I could check them the phone died on me, and the charger is at my girlfriend's house.
Naturally, I need a place to stay, so I get whatever I can and walk on over. It's ten fucking blocks and it was snowing, but I was feeling fine and not too cold for some reason. So that was okay, I just hope I don't get sick later.
But then at my girlfriend's house, I'm walking by and there's a car I haven't seen before. Fearing the worse, I burst through the door and head for her room. Sure enough, you guessed it, she was fucking cheating on me. The whore! She had the nerve to feel bad about it too, saying "Oh I can't believe I'm doing this" and she was crying and shit. What. A. Bitch.
I left after popping the car's tire's (who wouldn't?) and grabbed my charger. Now I'm at the library (the fucking receptionist keeps looking at me weird), TL, and my life is fucked. What should I do?
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| Jayme United States. April 06 2009 15:36. Posts 4922 | Profile Blog # |
Um....
I really don't know what to say about this. Lay off the PCP man, it really screws you up. |
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 CTStalker Canada. April 06 2009 15:36. Posts 9662 | Profile Blog # | |
| | By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world |
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| FragKrag United States. April 06 2009 15:37. Posts 11068 | Profile Blog # | |
| | *TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper | |
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| weaksauce April 06 2009 15:37. Posts 369 | Profile Blog # | |
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motbob  United States. April 06 2009 15:37. Posts 11457 | Profile Blog # |
Wow that library's open pretty late, I wish my library was like that.
EDIT: neat story, it took me a while to figure out that + Show Spoiler +Last edit: 2009-04-06 15:39:51 |
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| SpiritoftheTunA United States. April 06 2009 15:42. Posts 5840 | Profile Blog # | |
| | :3 || “So shall it be in the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the righteous, and shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be the weeping and the gnashing of teeth.” Matthew 13:49-50 | |
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| Caller Poland. April 06 2009 15:42. Posts 7265 | Profile Blog # | |
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| EpiK Korea (South). April 06 2009 15:59. Posts 4696 | Profile Blog # |
On April 06 2009 15:36 CTStalker wrote:
what
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 CharlieMurphy United States. April 06 2009 16:01. Posts 22893 | Profile Blog # |
| Where did you get this story from lol? |
| | ..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR) | |
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| Caller Poland. April 06 2009 16:07. Posts 7265 | Profile Blog # |
On April 06 2009 16:01 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Where did you get this story from lol?
Based off a true story by me. |
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| PH United States. April 06 2009 16:21. Posts 6076 | Profile Blog # | |
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| feathers United States. April 06 2009 16:28. Posts 236 | Profile Blog # |
| kill the receptionist and skull fuck her. |
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| HeavOnEarth United States. April 06 2009 16:36. Posts 6627 | Profile Blog # | |
| | "come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean" |
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| H New Zealand. April 06 2009 16:40. Posts 5933 | Profile Blog # |
| this reads like a story based upon the concept of "it could not possibly get any worse from this point" |
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| ReCharge Philippines. April 06 2009 16:41. Posts 505 | Profile Blog # |
| This is just way to unbelievable... |
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| Caller Poland. April 06 2009 16:41. Posts 7265 | Profile Blog # |
On April 06 2009 16:40 H wrote:
this reads like a story based upon the concept of "it could not possibly get any worse from this point"
more like a story based upon the concept of "stop bitching there are people that have it much worse than you do" |
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| Caller Poland. April 06 2009 16:42. Posts 7265 | Profile Blog # |
On April 06 2009 16:41 ReCharge wrote:
This is just way to unbelievable...
what's so unbelievable about it? It's perfectly believable |
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| iLoveKT Philippines. April 06 2009 16:54. Posts 3183 | Profile Blog # |
| i hope you get your fairy tail ending sir. |
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| gchan United States. April 06 2009 16:58. Posts 654 | Profile # |
| You forgot the key card behind the see through mirror in the police station. |
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