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  Roffles   Tuvalu. August 18 2009 05:27. Posts 4102Profile Blog 
When I log into TL every day, I typically browse around first, see what went on the night before in tournaments, read translations of winners interviews, and then check around the rest of the site. However, there reaches a point where it gets kinda dull cause nothing new's out typically during the day.

So where do I go in order to entertain myself? The Automated Ban List. Nearing 200 pages of pure comedy. The staff comments on each ban are just hilarious. I'd like to quote LastRomantic's message to me when I got temp banned for bashing his beloved YellOw: "You do NOT fuck with KONG." Seeing stuff like that makes reading the ban list worthwhile.

However, most of the times we don't get to see which posts triggered a ban or which series of posts led to a ban. Which is something I'd like to see. It makes it 100x better if a link to a thread or a more detailed explanation is included with most bans. "Don't be a troll" or "Your posts suck" are great to read, but it's better when you can actually see what type of stupid things they've posted.

I'd like to thank LokiM for my blog material, as his ban came with a link to yet another pointless post of his. Doesn't it make your day seeing a complete moron get banned? One that you've seen around the forums and have wondered, "Why isn't this guy gone yet?" It's also nice seeing posters with locked or nuked icons. Makes you wanna search for more of his posts.

But to the point of this blog: I wanna see why each person got banned. "I have my reasons" is meh. Sharing is caring. =)
Last edit: 2009-08-18 06:07:48


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Never forget you, I remember you.
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  fanatacist   Angola. August 18 2009 05:30. Posts 9486Profile Blog 
Check out GrobyC's blog about the ban list (search: ban).
Believe nothing. Do anything. Fuck everything.
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  fanatacist   Angola. August 18 2009 05:31. Posts 9486Profile Blog 
And yea a lot of the bans are fucking priceless and I feel good reading about them, especially when it is a well-known moron.
Believe nothing. Do anything. Fuck everything.
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  Naib   Hungary. August 18 2009 05:40. Posts 4226Profile Blog 
One of my most favourite activities on the site is being up-to-date with the Automated Ban List. Whenever I see someone banned on LP, it makes me sad that there's no such thing over there.
In life we are born different, and die equal, in StarCraft we are born equal and die different.
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  anderoo   Canada. August 18 2009 05:42. Posts 1602Profile Blog 
there's nothing more satisfying than seeing a poster that really irritates you on the ban list
^^
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  arb   United States. August 18 2009 05:43. Posts 3243Profile Blog 
Just knowing LokiM is banned makes me know the TL staff are doing their job
Even with all the battered women in the world i still like to eat mine plain.
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  HuskyTheHusky   United States. August 18 2009 05:58. Posts 2185Profile Blog 
I've been pretty excited about a couple of the more recent bans.

Who will say that about me if I get banned?
Twitter: twitter.com/HuskyStarcraft Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
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  Etherone   Canada. August 18 2009 05:59. Posts 1171Profile Blog 

On August 18 2009 05:31 fanatacist wrote:
And yea a lot of the bans are fucking priceless and I feel good reading about them, especially when it is a well-known moron.

+ Show Spoiler [ I love chill] +


I agree more of these bans should have a link to the hysterical content that got these individuals banned in the first place.
not needed on race we all know why he was banned.
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  GoShox   United States. August 18 2009 06:04. Posts 351Profile Blog 

On August 18 2009 05:43 arb wrote:
Just knowing LokiM is banned makes me know the TL staff are doing their job


But of course the iCCup admins are still ahead, because they went all the way and banned his city!
sMi.ShoX
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  Empyrean   Noobville. August 18 2009 06:05. Posts 6744Profile Blog 
Because he tried to make an alternate account?
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  Last Romantic   United States. August 18 2009 06:17. Posts 19506Profile Blog 
Reading the MIR version is infinitely more amusing.

It is the thing I miss most from my moderating days.
Last edit: 2009-08-18 06:17:41
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  Etherone   Canada. August 18 2009 06:18. Posts 1171Profile Blog 

On August 18 2009 06:05 Empyrean wrote:
Because he tried to make an alternate account?


you clearly have not been reading anything posted by this gentleman.

it's kind of like when Raithed was banned, we all know WHY, it doesn't matter what the excuse was.
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  Naib   Hungary. August 18 2009 06:29. Posts 4226Profile Blog 

On August 18 2009 06:17 Last Romantic wrote:
Reading the MIR version is infinitely more amusing.

It is the thing I miss most from my moderating days.


Is it that good? Should I try to contribute and get myself a nice moddy username? If it's that fun, I'd give it a shot!
In life we are born different, and die equal, in StarCraft we are born equal and die different.
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  Empyrean   Noobville. August 18 2009 07:01. Posts 6744Profile Blog 

On August 18 2009 06:18 Etherone wrote:

Show nested quote +



you clearly have not been reading anything posted by this gentleman.

it's kind of like when Raithed was banned, we all know WHY, it doesn't matter what the excuse was.


I was in the thread.

Except in the closed forum the official reason for his ban was trying to make alternate accounts
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  Eatme   Switzerland. August 18 2009 07:43. Posts 2829Profile Blog 
I love "The Automated Ban List" and I often try to search for some post if a user gets an extra comical or interesting goodbyenote from the mods. Unforunately the search function does not function very well so it's kinda hard to find posts.
Favourite moment in time was when Carlodajin made new accounts and the mods seemed to have a race to ban them.
One burger with extra everything.
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  HeaDStrong   August 18 2009 07:43. Posts 256Profile Blog 
the autoban list is one of the first things i check out when on TL there's also a lot of good read in the closed threads section.
Die-hard sAviOr and Beavis fanboy: "huh-huh-humbug"
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  Night[Mare   Mexico. August 18 2009 07:48. Posts 4780Profile Blog 
at least they comment on bans now, before they were just banned
Teamliquidian townie
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  SonuvBob   Aiur. August 18 2009 08:01. Posts 13623Profile Blog 

On August 18 2009 05:31 fanatacist wrote:
And yea a lot of the bans are fucking priceless and I feel good reading about them, especially when it is a well-known moron.


On November 12 2008 03:40 TL.net Bot wrote:
fanatacist was just Temp banned for 30 days by SonuvBob.

That account was created on 2007-08-26 06:39:10 and had 3692 posts.

Reason: There are just so many reason to ban you, I wouldn't know where to begin.

+ Show Spoiler +
This sig for rent.
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  fanatacist   Angola. August 18 2009 08:04. Posts 9486Profile Blog 
Yo you took that whole WW2/Romania shit way too seriously I suspect you are Romanian

fag

<3
Believe nothing. Do anything. Fuck everything.
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  ghostWriter   United States. August 18 2009 08:14. Posts 2188Profile Blog 

On August 18 2009 05:27 Roffles wrote:
But to the point of this blog: I wanna see why each person got banned. "I have my reasons" is meh. Sharing is caring. =)


Agreed. But if you're curious enough, you can ask the mod who did it and if they're feeling generous, they might tell you. Either that or you can search for their username and check their last few posts because it's almost certainly going to be within five.

The self-requested ones are always a bit of a let-down though.

But the ke422azn4 ban was awesome. Kennigit is the shit.
Last edit: 2009-08-18 08:17:31
Today I found out her real name. No, I didn't ask her myself; when the class was doing a group assignment I walked to her desk and found her last name on a paper.
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