 jodogohoo Canada. August 19 2009 12:22. Posts 1270 | Profile Blog |
i had this dream where i was with this girl in this part commemerating my awesomeness, and then i kissed her and was like on her or some shit, then she was like i'll be in the upstairs bathroom, then i was like fuck yeah, then i was like on my way there, then i told my buddy, yo check up on us and it ended up like me thinking she was going to kill me and it was fucked up
then before this i had a dream where i was in taiwan searching for my lost sisters that i thought i had, then i had like 9 sisters apparently.
then the last dream i had i was in a mall and some bitches where fucking with me so i fucking chase them down and i end up hitting some people and it ends with me like punching a sheet of metal and trying to pin it down, thinking its some jackass
old dream in spolier
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old lucid dream
JUST HAD CRAZY LUCID DREAM.
I was at school, and someone who wasn't my locker partener who was my locker partner need his text books got his text books, then this girl who was my friend wanted to see if she had her text books in my locker, no.
Then i threw out 2 old sandwichs.
Then i imagine people talking shit about me throwing food away but the food was fucking rancid.
Then i think i miss something but im in my underwear at the local lake where there is a little beach, its kind of morphed but not really. People from school are there, and random people my mind just placed there. There was some guy tecktonic dancing.
I only figured out i was in my underwear as i was leaving, i was like fucking wtf, just walked out tried to not draw attention.
As i was trying to leave i was already on the road and i had that weird walk thing where you can't run in your dream and i was like FUCK IM DREAMING, so now i try to get laid.
I try to just make it happened but that didn't work, school bell went and people where disappearing.
There was only one girl left and some douchebad who i don't even think is real, but the girl is real. So i try to get laid and somehow it ends with me saying if i chug down tonic water i get to fuck her, yeah im a failure, but i swear i had that shit, then i wake up and pissed my pants.
BUT GUESS WHAT I WAS STILL DREAMING, I WENT THROUGH THE WHOLE FUCKING OMG I PISSED MY PANTS WHEN I WAS STILL DREAMING.
oh man and in my dreams after i pissed my pants i got up from bed, and changed my clothing cleaned myself and started my xbox and started halo 3 up. Then i randomly awaken from my dream and im like WTF, I WAS STILL DREAMING? MOTHER FUCKER. COULD HAVE GOTTEN LAID IN MY DREAM
oh yeah and as i was leaving the lake on the swings where several girls i fucking remember vividly fucking bitches im going to kill them, and one of them even followed me, fuck and then thats when i try to run hence realizing it was a dream
also when i dreamed i pissed myself when i walked to the washroom my fucking computer and computer desk where in the hallway, i guess since the first thing i usually did was start my computer my dream wanted to prevent me from going online
tldr:
1. dream
2. realize im dreaming try to get laid.
3. wake up from my dream "while still in my dream"
4. wake up from dreaming i woke up from my dream. "awake now" Last edit: 2009-08-19 13:14:06
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 icystorage Philippines. August 19 2009 12:23. Posts 1209 | Profile Blog | |
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 Caller United States. August 19 2009 12:25. Posts 3505 | Profile Blog |
it sounds like you need to get laid
im actually partly serious here and not trying to troll
it sounds like you have girl problems that need to be addressed. |
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 BanZu United States. August 19 2009 12:26. Posts 2679 | Profile Blog |
Sounds like you had a dream.
Yup. |
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| jodogohoo Canada. August 19 2009 12:29. Posts 1270 | Profile Blog |
On August 19 2009 12:25 Caller wrote:
it sounds like you need to get laid
im actually partly serious here and not trying to troll
it sounds like you have girl problems that need to be addressed.
its a fucking dream |
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| icystorage Philippines. August 19 2009 12:31. Posts 1209 | Profile Blog |
On August 19 2009 12:29 jodogohoo wrote:
Show nested quote +On August 19 2009 12:25 Caller wrote:
it sounds like you need to get laid
im actually partly serious here and not trying to troll
it sounds like you have girl problems that need to be addressed.
its a fucking dream
literally :D:D:D |
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 Severedevil United States. August 19 2009 12:35. Posts 427 | Profile |
On August 19 2009 12:22 jodogohoo wrote:punching a sheet of metal and trying to pin it down, thinking its some jackass
This detail is gold. I might steal it. |
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 StorrZerg United States. August 19 2009 12:43. Posts 3837 | Profile Blog |
| lucky it was just a dream |
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 Astray Canada. August 19 2009 12:52. Posts 59 | Profile |
| Weird dreams... lol. Must have been a one heck of a night. |
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 x89titan Philippines. August 19 2009 13:09. Posts 1128 | Profile Blog |
you know what;s fucked up? wet dreams. they tease you thinking youre gona wake up next to this beautiful chick u just messed up only to wake up with ur pants smothered in goo.
ive had good ones tho ^_^Last edit: 2009-08-19 13:11:39 |
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| jodogohoo Canada. August 19 2009 13:12. Posts 1270 | Profile Blog |
On August 19 2009 13:09 x89titan wrote:
you know what;s fucked up? wet dreams. they tease you thinking youre gona wake up next to this beautiful chick u just messed up only to wake up with ur pants smothered in goo.
ive had good ones tho ^_^
wat?, i have had sex with girls in my dreams before |
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| jodogohoo Canada. August 19 2009 13:13. Posts 1270 | Profile Blog |
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| Archaic Taiwan. August 19 2009 13:13. Posts 3031 | Profile Blog |
| I've had a dream kinda like that... The Taiwan part. |
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| jodogohoo Canada. August 19 2009 13:17. Posts 1270 | Profile Blog |
On August 19 2009 13:13 Archaic wrote:
I've had a dream kinda like that... The Taiwan part.
lol weird : P |
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 GreEny K Germany. August 19 2009 13:26. Posts 791 | Profile |
| lol?... Wtf, are you looking at what your dreams mean or is this just so we know whats going on in your sleep? |
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 evanthebouncy! United States. August 19 2009 13:29. Posts 8358 | Profile Blog |
damn u guys who have wet dreams.
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 ramen247 United States. August 19 2009 13:32. Posts 924 | Profile |
| lol... i rarely have erotic dreams, although i wouldnt mind. |
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| jodogohoo Canada. August 19 2009 13:36. Posts 1270 | Profile Blog |
On August 19 2009 13:26 GreEny K wrote:
lol?... Wtf, are you looking at what your dreams mean or is this just so we know whats going on in your sleep?
like of like a public sleep journal except i only post shit that i think is worth mentioning |
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| Etherone Canada. August 19 2009 13:43. Posts 1170 | Profile Blog |
On August 19 2009 13:29 evanthebouncy! wrote:damn u guys who have wet dreams. I've never had any
I only recall having one, and it was awesome, but never had one again
edit: to touch on the OP, please, i know you're hardcore and don't give a shit about us, but try to use like less. it's a huge pet peeve.
other than that, it does seem like you're sexually frustrated, and those dream where you wake up into a dream are Horrible.Last edit: 2009-08-19 13:45:12 |
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| kdog3683 Belarus. August 19 2009 13:50. Posts 834 | Profile Blog |
On August 19 2009 13:29 evanthebouncy! wrote:damn u guys who have wet dreams. I've never had any
Evan my sweatpea azn-ling, i never took you for a compulsive masturbatory. |
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