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mahnini United States. September 17 2009 14:17. Posts 4383

Profile Blog

I was working on my desktop late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my keyboard from his desk began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the keyboard mash
The keyboard mash
It made my Windows crash
He did the mash
It was faster than NAND flash
He did the mash
He did the keyboard mash

From my desktop that built, named 'the beast'
To the shitty fucking printer that would eat my sheets
The processor suddenly kicked into turbo mode
I got a jolt from its electrodes

They did the mash
They did the keyboard mash
The keyboard mash
It made my Windows crash smash
They did the mash
It was faster than NAND flash
They did the mash
They did the keyboard mash

The nerds were having fun
The LAN party had just begun
The guests included IBM
Oracle and Sun

The screen was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Steve was on his Air - it weighs exactly 3 pounds
The bleeding-edgers were about to arrive
With their brand new CPU, the Intel i5

They played the mash
They played the keyboard mash
The keyboard mash
It made my windows crash
They played the mash
It was faster than NAND flash
They played the mash
They played the keyboard mash

Out from his mansion, did Bill descend
He had in his hands Windows 7
He opened the box and popped in the CD
And said, "Don't worry, it's better than XP!"

It's now the mash
It's now the keyboard mash
The keyboard mash
It made my Windows crash
It's now the mash
It's faster than NAND flash
It's now the mash
It's now the keyboard mash

Now everything's cool, Bill's a part of the band
And my keyboard mash is the hit of the land
For you, TLers, this mash was meant too
When you get temp banned, tell them nini sent you

Then you can mash
Then you can keyboard mash
The keyboard mash
It made my Windows crash
Then you can mash
It's faster than NAND flash
Then you can mash
Then you can keyboard mash