 Grobyc Canada. September 18 2009 12:40. Posts 5315 | Profile Blog |
And it hurt. My eyes watered; I cried.
It look like 5 minutes to push it out, and it was definitely 12+ inches. It was so big that the first end was feeding itself down the toilet pipe when I was still pushing out the other half. It was one of the most painful experiences of my life. I think I now know what it's like to give birth to a child. I probably tore myself a new one in the process. I'm scared TL. I checked the toilet once I finally got up and it must have sunk down the pipe because it disappeared when I stood up. I knew the chances of clogging the toilet were going to go up if I wiped and added toilet paper, so I flushed first but IT STILL FUCKING CLOGGED. My toilet is clogged and I went at it for like 10 minutes with the plunger but I can't fix it. I think it's stuck in one of the pipes angles/turns beneath the toilet. I hope we don't have to call in a plumber.
My ass hurts so much it's unreal. I've never cried while taking a shit before.
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere.
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| Grobyc Canada. September 18 2009 12:40. Posts 5315 | Profile Blog |
Quite frankly, I have no clue why I'm sharing this. I'm extremely bored.
I do feel a lot lighter now though. |
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 koreasilver Canada. September 18 2009 12:42. Posts 2723 | Profile Blog |
| This is a thread for the bookmarks. |
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 ilovejonn Canada. September 18 2009 12:42. Posts 1501 | Profile Blog |
| so did you fix it yet. or do you have to call Mario? |
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 emperorchampion Canada. September 18 2009 12:44. Posts 337 | Profile Blog | |
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 EscPlan9 United States. September 18 2009 12:46. Posts 1567 | Profile Blog |
lol
this is so hard to not laugh at, and my gf is trying to sleep...
i've had a couple similar experiences. none this epic though
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 Ftrunkz Australia. September 18 2009 12:48. Posts 514 | Profile Blog |
the thread title alone made me chuckle. 5/5 for sure  |
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 GogoKodo Canada. September 18 2009 12:49. Posts 646 | Profile Blog |
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| Musoeun Korea (South). September 18 2009 12:49. Posts 1945 | Profile Blog |
| So the question is, will this end up in the PX under 'Best of Blogs' or 'The Shit Bus'? |
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 Licmyobelisk Philippines. September 18 2009 12:52. Posts 1037 | Profile Blog |
| Wow man, that has gotta hurt.. I remember having a deuce so thick when I was a kid that I had to get newspaper just for the sake of pulling it out.. I suggest eating a lot of fiber from now on because it really helps in making em big shit look like little shits. |
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 Chef Canada. September 18 2009 12:52. Posts 4712 | Profile Blog |
Man, I just took the biggest crap... Like, I didn't measure its dimensions or anything, but I think I'd compare it to the experience a woman has after giving birth, when it dawns on her that a human being just came out of her body.
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| SanguineToss Canada. September 18 2009 12:53. Posts 479 | Profile Blog |
On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere.
This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual |
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| DanceCommander United States. September 18 2009 12:53. Posts 1277 | Profile Blog |
| lololol it has to be on the shit bus, its too easy. |
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 Enrique United States. September 18 2009 12:53. Posts 353 | Profile Blog |
On September 18 2009 12:49 Musoeun wrote:
So the question is, will this end up in the PX under 'Best of Blogs' or 'The Shit Bus'?
I think it might just set a precedent and be under both. At least I hope it will.
All I have to add to this mighty blog is a hearty congrats. That's tough work, and I'm proud of you for toughing it out (not that you had a choice... and little to no pun intended). |
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| Grobyc Canada. September 18 2009 12:55. Posts 5315 | Profile Blog |
On September 18 2009 12:53 SanguineToss wrote:
Show nested quote +On September 18 2009 12:40 Grobyc wrote:
P.S. I did wipe after, but had dispose of it elsewhere.
This sounds like wiping your ass after a shit isnt habitual
because I didn't want to add to the possibility of clogging the toilet. I threw it in the waste basket instead :S |
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| Pengu1n United States. September 18 2009 12:57. Posts 287 | Profile Blog |
| 12+ inches huh....? you know this means you are capable of taking a 12 inch cock up the ass. congrats!! |
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| SanguineToss Canada. September 18 2009 12:59. Posts 479 | Profile Blog |
On September 18 2009 12:57 Pengu1n wrote:
12+ inches huh....? you know this means you are capable of taking a 12 inch cock up the ass. congrats!!
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 Empyrean Noobville. September 18 2009 13:00. Posts 6743 | Profile Blog |
Who calls it a douce?
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| A3iL3r0n United States. September 18 2009 13:02. Posts 1888 | Profile Blog | |
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