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 fanatacist Angola. October 10 2009 05:15. Posts 9486 | Profile Blog |
So while I was banned I got bored one day and I went on Omegle (where you talk anonymously to strangers) and began every conversation with the words "RAP BATTLE GO GO GO." About 5 out of every 10 people disconnected without a word, 3 tried to start a conversation ignoring what I said, 1 would call me a fag or an idiot, and 1 would actually freestyle. When this pattern became obviously unrewarding, I IMed people I haven't talked to in months or years, with the same opening words. I am omitting some of the longer ones where I would have to edit out all the shit we said in between. Here are the results:
[DISCLAIMER: I do not pretend to be good at rap.]
GG:
+ Show Spoiler +
You: RAP BATTLE GO
You: FASTER
You: FASTER
Stranger: I am the hippiest hop pop lock shit droppin smoke coppin man on omegle doin gay shit wit dis faggot rap is gay but i rap anyway an ill fuck your moms but i wont stay jus like your daddy did an then he had three more kid you little bitch aint got nothin cus ur a faggot snitch
You: Okay motherfucker you think you got raps
You: But I will show you why I be dodgin caps
You: I have the best rhyme in this city
You: I rape you so hard your mother show you pity
You: Then she'll go home and put on a dress and look pretty
You: So that when I get home I might not hit her with my Chevy
You: Because last time I wandered over to her door she ended up in a levi
You: I will cut the rope to your parachute and make you eat shit
You: I will read you your horoscope: you will never see the clit
You: This is because you are a loser and a virgin
You: With your penis only splurgin
You: To the occasional bbw porn movie
You: And to your fat sister Susie
You: So let me tell you something faggot, before you disconnect
You: I will give your whole family something to recollect
You: That one time that I dropped titanic on your house
You: Nothing left alive not even a single louse
You: I smashed your life and your family easily
You: So now be like ashes and blow away with the wind, b
Stranger: Mhm, mhmm nukka ya finished
Stranger: ?
You: YOU TAKE IT
You: GO GO GO
Stranger: aight listen you little small town sucka
Stranger: im tried you actin like you top of da shit
Stranger: yo your so fuckin your midwest american bitch ass shit cant spit
Stranger: and you always talkin big but when it comes to scrappin ya cant take a hit
Stranger: now listen to me boy i master these flows
Stranger: man your a faggot eatin dick like a kid eatin cheerios
Stranger: an the only bitchs ya ever tappedn be dirty ass dock ho's
Stranger: so let me break dis shit down for yo health
Stranger: you gota stop actin like some sucka bitch be yoself
Stranger: now ya mind self up all dreamin but da welath but yo sucka put them dreams on the shelf
Stranger: cuz i you aint gunna do now self-actualize wit da shit no sucka you just fractulize
Stranger: so listen me when i spit des words
Stranger: i clear your crew out faster den gas did to the kurds
Stranger: so dont come round her actin all tough
Stranger: y'rich ass whit eboy tryin be all rough
You: unh unh
You: You be talkin like you know me son but let me tell you
You: You don't remember the words I spit five minutes ago, dude
You: You must be cracked out on the streets of Palmdale
You: Walking around with a sign on your back sayin "slave for sale"
You: Nigga you callin me out on being a cracka I own you
You: You and your grandpa and your nigga sista too
You: You were in my backyard picking cotton
You: While I was sitting at home eating mutton
You: Your women make veritable whores
You: And then they go around doing my chores
You: It's like a two in one package, all for free
You: Your race's retardating is high level, third degree
You: dation*
You: I be stompin you bitches back in 1843
You: With my whip and suit on
You: Makin you bleed worse than a leaky tampon
You: Now you niggas living in the hood
You: Thinking together you will do good
You: But we are smart, we put you there
You: To get you out of our air
You: hair*
You: So you can kill each other off
You: Like back in Africa, a show-off
You: A battle to death between lion hunters
You: You kick your brothas down like punters
You: in the NFL because all you niggas good at
You: Is tucking that object under your pit and stealing it
You: I am raping you now, you feeling it?
You: The crowd is cheering, they want more of me
You: But you just stand their slack and dumbfaced liek a fucking a tree
You: GG
Stranger: Nukka lemma show you bout them raps
Stranger: you a dumbass if you think ya dodge any caps ya jus a bitch who run from the scraps
Stranger: Now man up an' take them slaps
Stranger: C'mon lemme tell bout how shit goes down round here
Stranger: bitch ass folk like you are kinda queer
Stranger: your white ass so dumb y'see me as a nigger
Stranger: bt it dont matter what ya call me as i pull the trigger
Stranger: I take yo streets out from under you
Stranger: an' it be my folk infilitratin your screw
Stranger: so listen straight up dont come around
Stranger: cus we're comin for your ass to bury into the ground
Stranger: your flows are wack an your off-sound
Stranger: ann your shit is gettin way to close to outta bound
Stranger: now i'ma bring this shit to a new hype
Stranger: i'm tired of people frontin like your type
Stranger: ya'll aint worth the toliet paper ya use to wipe
Stranger: ya a stupid ignorant racist who cant read or write
Stranger: an the best you can hope is a bucktooth whore an the nearest 24 in sight
Stranger: but thats okay cus when im makin the dollar bills,
Stranger: i remember beatin yo punk ass it was thrills
Stranger: an thinkin of others like ya give me the chills
Stranger: but its all the same i come in yo house an smash them redneck stills
Stranger: use your moonshine to burn ya home with some turpentine
Stranger: an yo when they come nobody blame me dey say its no crime
Stranger: in fact dey see me in a good light my reputation will shine
Stranger: an theyll remember you as a pussy ass faggot wit no spine
Stranger: Yeaa.
You: "Give me chills" nigga you must be ten years old
You: If that's the case you better throw down your cards and fold
You: Your shit is whack your English is lacking
You: I don't know why you deflect on me, you're the one fudge-packing
You: Finding any faggot willing to close his eyes and take it
You: Just because you have a penis doesn't mean I can't break it
You: Make you wish you were born a woman see
You: Because your dick will fall off, into the sea
You: As I cement your feet and tie them together
You: Hit you over the head with my Fender
You: Dump you by the Jersey shore like trash
You: Even your mom won't recognize you, your face so smashed
You: Not that it ruined anything, you ugly ass fuck
You: You got run over multiple times by the ugly truck
You: I hand out these rhymes to standing ovations
You: When you step down there will be celebrations
You: There is no need for invitations
You: Because despite the immitations
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Dodger:
+ Show Spoiler +
fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO
fanatacist: GO GO GO
omgwtfbbqwu signed off at 3:11:14 PM.
omgwtfbbqwu signed on at 3:12:22 PM.
omgwtfbbqwu: errrrrrr
omgwtfbbqwu: drop a beat?
fanatacist: GI
fanatacist: UNH
fanatacist: UNH
fanatacist: UNH
fanatacist: BUMM PSHHHT BUM BUM PSHHHHT
omgwtfbbqwu: yay
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
omgwtfbbqwu: oh
omgwtfbbqwu: fuck
omgwtfbbqwu: um
omgwtfbbqwu: my name is julia and i bust out rhymes
omgwtfbbqwu: people talk to me but i ain't got time
omgwtfbbqwu: to do anything but study and write
omgwtfbbqwu: but i hope i get an A cause this shit is tiiiight
omgwtfbbqwu: woot
omgwtfbbqwu: okay
omgwtfbbqwu: lol
omgwtfbbqwu: i gotta do hw
fanatacist: yo
fanatacist: yo
omgwtfbbqwu: :3
fanatacist: -_-
fanatacist: fine
fanatacist: bye
omgwtfbbqwu: <3
omgwtfbbqwu: im sorry
omgwtfbbqwu: hahaha
Dodger 2:
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Gwenzors: haha oh wow
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
Gwenzors: i can't rap dude
fanatacist: everyone can rap
fanatacist: you just have to try
fanatacist: it's like poetry with venom
fanatacist: GO
Gwenzors: i'm talking on aim
Gwenzors: with this dude named fant
Gwenzors: he's telling me to rap
Gwenzors: and i'm telling him i can't
fanatacist: lololol
fanatacist: more more more
fanatacist: gogo
Gwenzors: that's all i had
Gwenzors: i don't know what to say
Gwenzors: i think this rap battle
Gwenzors: is kinda gay
fanatacist: KEEP GOING
Gwenzors: fuck this sucks
Gwenzors: i'm gonna kill myself
Gwenzors: time to get my gumn
Gwenzors: off the shelf
Gwenzors: gun* btw.
fanatacist: lol I know
fanatacist: unh unh
fanatacist: listen here girl you can't kill yourself
fanatacist: look out for yourself treasure your health
fanatacist: because when I come dressed in black to your door
fanatacist: you better be sexy and rich not ugly and poor
fanatacist: because I am going to take all you've got and run away
fanatacist: I will tie you up and rape you all night and day
fanatacist: Once you think I'm gone I just come right back, I'm here to stay
fanatacist: I smack you around and mold your fear like clay
fanatacist: You start getting that stockholm syndrome
fanatacist: Start spending your money on my BMW, make it chrome
fanatacist: Whenever I come home you polish my dome
fanatacist: You will follow me like on a leash wherever I roam
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
Gwenzors: pretty sure i already won
Gwenzors: like, seriously
fanatacist: nah man we go for 3 raps each
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
Gwenzors: three raps each
Gwenzors: is asking a lot
Gwenzors: i think i'd ratherg
Gwenzors: get myself shot
Gwenzors: i'm hitting the enter key
Gwenzors: way too fast
Gwenzors: this shit sucks
Gwenzors: i'm not having a blast
fanatacist: that was like 4 lines
fanatacist: keep going damn
Gwenzors: dude.
Gwenzors: i wonder why this guy
Gwenzors: messaged me from nowhere
Gwenzors: given that we haven't talked
Gwenzors: in like forever
fanatacist: what you don't miss me baby?
fanatacist: don't you remember those times man we were crazy
fanatacist: you were upside down on the ground
Gwenzors: i dunno about crazy
Gwenzors: wat
fanatacist: I was pummeling you so hard you couldn't make a sound
fanatacist: Your hair was long back then, long and wavy
fanatacist: I was pouring on your face a pitcher full of gravy
fanatacist: You liked the kinky things we did but one day it all ended
fanatacist: When you stopped coming online, our love could not be mended
Gwenzors: rofl
fanatacist: You think what you di dwas right, but don't defend it
fanatacist: You were scared of our love, it was too strong, don't pretend it
fanatacist: didn't change the way you lived and breathed and thought
fanatacist: I was the perfect man, the only one you sought
fanatacist: But now you a straight up hater refusing to rhyme
fanatacist: Making it seem like talking to you is a crime
fanatacist: I will shut you down in this rap battle, to amend my heart
fanatacist: You should've known I would be this way from the start
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: -_-
Gwenzors: i've got genetics homework, man!
fanatacist: lame excuse
fanatacist: rDNA mDNA DNa
fanatacist: someshit like that
Gwenzors: you're thinking rRNA, mRNA and tRNA
fanatacist: yea
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
Gwenzors: dude.
fanatacist: fine -_-
fanatacist: good luck on your homework... bitch
Gwenzors: thanks, ass!
Choke/Dodge:
+ Show Spoiler +
fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO
pravman456: who is this
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
pravman456: tell me who this is
pravman456: then ill rap my heart out
fanatacist: will you rap if I do
fanatacist: okay
fanatacist: this is Artem from CTY 06
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
pravman456: hmm
pravman456: well i did agree to rap
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
pravman456: lets see
pravman456: my name is prav, im so suave.
pravman456: i got bitches on my right and hos on my left
pravman456: got hot bitches riding my sheft
pravman456: thats shaft with slant rhyme
fanatacist: unh unh unh
fanatacist: This nigga thinks he's a playa, a straight beller
fanatacist: baller*
fanatacist: Maybe if he was 5 inches taller
fanatacist: He could see above his mama's breasts and understand
fanatacist: That in this battle I will demand
fanatacist: That you bend over and take it in the ass
fanatacist: Because your rhymes are brittle like glass
fanatacist: You think you got a pimp hand strong
fanatacist: But your penis it's like 3 inches long
pravman456: jesus
pravman456: do u practice this shit
fanatacist: no I just have been IMing people randomly today to freestyle battle
fanatacist: because I'm drunk
pravman456: its 3:30
fanatacist: and?
pravman456: and where do u go 2 college
pravman456: i usually start at like 8
fanatacist: cornell, but I am taking a semester off
pravman456: nice
pravman456: im at hopkins
fanatacist: damn
fanatacist: anyway
fanatacist: you have to answer my rap yo
fanatacist: or you chokin?
pravman456: im chokin
pravman456: i have a paper
fanatacist: harsh
pravman456: that due at 5 2day
fanatacist: good luck then
pravman456: thanks
fanatacist: I will look for challengers elsewhere
pravman456: go for it
Choke:
+ Show Spoiler +
fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
kickflipthecat: Yo
kickflipthecat: my bottle's poppin'
kickflipthecat: your dick is floppin'
kickflipthecat: 'cause you can't perform
kickflipthecat: can't compete
kickflipthecat: can't flow
kickflipthecat: I make the rules, you know
kickflipthecat: and we go toe to toe
kickflipthecat: and you know, when it's all over
kickflipthecat: you know
kickflipthecat: BIATCH
fanatacist: I know I know you sound like a broken record
fanatacist: You will spit a few lines then blend in withthe herd
fanatacist: Because you nothing but a sheep without its master
fanatacist: I will spit these rhymes better and faster
fanatacist: Than you could in your wildest dreams
fanatacist: Bend over its time for some metaphorical reams
fanatacist: I will blast you away with my shotgun metaphors
fanatacist: I will take you back to good old 2004
fanatacist: You were a loser, a virgin,
fanatacist: Every night your penis splurgin
fanatacist: To a picture of 2 guys fondlin
fanatacist: I was running this game, ball handlin
fanatacist: With my pimp cane pacin my way down the corridor
fanatacist: To your momma's room, she knows I'm comin she open the door
fanatacist: I enter the loveshack and enter her sweet snatch
fanatacist: While you're in your room with a friend name Brad playing pitch and catch
kickflipthecat: jesus christ
kickflipthecat: you're taking this way too seriously
fanatacist: nah yo this is a rap battle
fanatacist: gotta have venom
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: that is not a rap
kickflipthecat: oh
kickflipthecat: ummm
kickflipthecat: Yo I flip mothafuckas like I flip bacon and eggs
kickflipthecat: shit
fanatacist: lol
kickflipthecat: eggs is really hard to rhyme
fanatacist: choooooooke
fanatacist: begs
fanatacist: dregs
fanatacist: legs
fanatacist: pegs
kickflipthecat: I attack... like a black belt's legs
kickflipthecat: no
kickflipthecat: that sucks
fanatacist: lol
kickflipthecat: I'm unpredictable, droppin' the truth to the dregs
kickflipthecat: I drop sacks
kickflipthecat: with fat stacks
kickflipthecat: sellin' weight, make ducats
kickflipthecat: I like cats
fanatacist: lol
kickflipthecat: that would be such a great way to finish a verse
fanatacist: Your raps they make less sense than a nigga with downs
fanatacist: I will punish you so you stop uttering these sounds
kickflipthecat: I was trying not to say nigga
kickflipthecat: I will copy and paste real rap lyrics now
fanatacist: that'd be lame
fanatacist: I'm freestyling
fanatacist: fuck you you lose
...
fanatacist: afk smoke
kickflipthecat: ?
fanatacist: away from keyboard, going to smoke
kickflipthecat: smoke ciggy wiggy or wacky tobacky
fanatacist: cig
kickflipthecat: oh
kickflipthecat: lame
fanatacist: the latter is for later
fanatacist: I got my bud and my grater
kickflipthecat: the latter is for all the fucking time
fanatacist: I will show you why I am the greater
fanatacist: Stoner, while you are the greater masturbater
fanatacist: WAZZAA~~~
fanatacist: afk
Pretender:
+ Show Spoiler +
fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO BlueBomber527: if you want some come and get some BlueBomber527: so here we are in these last days its grimy and nasty BlueBomber527: refined is my mind I'm keepin some of pathweays BlueBomber527: jerks always mistaking kindness for weakness BlueBomber527: revealin secrets, know all I deal in is deep shit and its all good BlueBomber527: I spit knowledge that I get from the internet BlueBomber527: I get wisdom, yeah I get it from introispect BlueBomber527: if you want some come and get some BlueBomber527:  fanatacist: Yo fanatacist: yo fanatacist: yo fanatacist: Your rhymes are nonsensical they are a tragedy BlueBomber527: lol BlueBomber527: I don't rap dude that's from a song I have fanatacist: I will destroy you like time destroyed the Cassidys fanatacist: oh ok fanatacist: fuck you BlueBomber527: bahahaha BlueBomber527: sorry BlueBomber527: lol ... I accidentally forgot to save some of the convo u_u We went back and forth for like 20 minutes... fanatacist: You must have some nerve repeating my rhymes fanatacist: In my hood that is a death penalty crime fanatacist: You belong with the bums, the filth and grime fanatacist: I am high scoeity, drinking martinis with lime fanatacist: You are a two-cent whore and a crack head fanatacist: Easy to believe your family is inbred fanatacist: Your diet consists of bullshit and crumbs of bread fanatacist: Sit down and listen to me, I will fill you with dread fanatacist: Like I filled your sister with cum, she was a bloated blister fanatacist: A year's worth of sex, can't you remember BlueBomber527: (ew lol) fanatacist: Since last november I was wetting my member fanatacist: Inside her vaginal ante-chamber fanatacist: I am Brad Pitt, you are Seinfeld's Kramer fanatacist: I get more pussy than you can count fanatacist: I will kill you and make sure your body is never fond fanatacist: found* fanatacist: You won't go to the morgue you'll go to the pound fanatacist: Be shot in the head by my benevolent hand fanatacist: Stop frontin, your fate is like Custer's in his last stand fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO fanatacist: GO BlueBomber527: you say that you'd kill me, you say I'd be dead BlueBomber527: I can't be killed motherfucker, I'm just like hercules BlueBomber527: I won't kill you but I'll leave you fucked up just like Christopher Reeves fanatacist: LOL BlueBomber527: breathing from a tube, unable to move, stuck in a chair its all feeling you'll lose fanatacist: choke fanatacist: choke fanatacist: choke fanatacist: choke BlueBomber527: haha yeah BlueBomber527: lol fanatacist: GG
Choke:
+ Show Spoiler +
fanatacist: RAP BATTLE GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
SAYGO0DByExx: hahaha
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
SAYGO0DByExx: privet baby ;]
fanatacist: none of this
fanatacist: freestyle
fanatacist: go
SAYGO0DByExx: wtf
SAYGO0DByExx: ok
fanatacist: bum pshhhht bumbum pshtttt
SAYGO0DByExx: chillen here jus got back from work , didnt even have time to change ma shirt
SAYGO0DByExx: when an im comes from out the blue, and its artem from around 2002
SAYGO0DByExx: i say yo whats good he says none of that he says i wanna hear ya freestyle it better not be wack
SAYGO0DByExx: <3.
fanatacist: LOL
fanatacist: nice
fanatacist: haha
fanatacist: unh unh unh
fanatacist: This isn't a random message this is a drunk dial
fanatacist: I know you're obsessed, you've got my blood in a vial
fanatacist: But this is not the time to get all broken hearted
SAYGO0DByExx: that i wear around my neck, yes
fanatacist: I've made so much progress it can't be charted
fanatacist: You're slumming it at work, probably at McDonald's burgers
fanatacist: I make thousands sitting at home writing, let me expond further
fanatacist: I don't break my back sweating at a fry fryer
SAYGO0DByExx: ew neither do i
fanatacist: Or put my master's clothes in a clothes dryer
fanatacist: I am white class elite I am a high roller
fanatacist: You can't even afford your crack baby a stroller
SAYGO0DByExx: lol
fanatacist: I am unstoppable like a titanium train
fanatacist: You have retardation taking over your brain
fanatacist: I am hercules smiting bitches from the sky
fanatacist: You are a rock, getting shat on by a seagull up high
fanatacist: So before I stop my flow let me impart some knowledge
SAYGO0DByExx: eh
SAYGO0DByExx: that one was ight
fanatacist: The reason I'm rich is because I am in cornell, a good college
SAYGO0DByExx: my friend goes there
fanatacist: You are working at Micky D's serving chicken mcnuggets
SAYGO0DByExx: not true
fanatacist: There isn't anything that rhymes with that so FUCK IT
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
fanatacist: GO
SAYGO0DByExx: im a model ;]
fanatacist: lol you do know I'm not serious right -_-
fanatacist: just go
fanatacist: or choke
SAYGO0DByExx: holddd on niggg.
SAYGO0DByExx: i need to take a bowl hit
fanatacist: lolol
fanatacist: me too this beer is insufficient
fanatacist: brb 5 minutes
SAYGO0DByExx: lol
SAYGO0DByExx: why are you drinking at 4:30 in the after noon
SAYGO0DByExx: since god knows when .
fanatacist: well
SAYGO0DByExx: and yeah i was kidding about be ing a model
fanatacist: I will tell you in 5
SAYGO0DByExx: lol
fanatacist: yea I know, don't be silly xD
SAYGO0DByExx: fucker
fanatacist: lol
fanatacist: n_n
fanatacist: joking
SAYGO0DByExx: lol
fanatacist: brb
SAYGO0DByExx: ok
fanatacist: back
SAYGO0DByExx: woot
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
fanatacist: go
SAYGO0DByExx: ight
SAYGO0DByExx: check it,
SAYGO0DByExx: check it
fanatacist: choke
fanatacist: choke
fanatacist: you lose ):
SAYGO0DByExx: loll
SAYGO0DByExx: im drawin a blank
IM me if you want to challenge me lolLast edit: 2009-10-10 05:26:52
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 Pokebunny United States. October 10 2009 05:22. Posts 1894 | Profile Blog |
| This is so great, you're actually not bad lol niiiice |
| "God dammit Pholon, why do you hate me because I have a vagina?" - NeverGG
"And then I met arb and thought he was cute" - LastShadow :: aka mG.Pokebunny |
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 DanceCommander United States. October 10 2009 05:24. Posts 1277 | Profile Blog |
| hahaha nice the first one was sooooooooo good. |
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 Chromyne Canada. October 10 2009 05:27. Posts 436 | Profile |
| Is this continual typing, or do you take a few seconds to stop and think about what you're going to say? |
| | Long live Kapustin! | “Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music” - Sergei Rachmaninov |
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 TheAntZ Bangladesh. October 10 2009 05:28. Posts 610 | Profile Blog |
you so white
lol these rhymes are pretty fucking good tbh |
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 Foucault Sweden. October 10 2009 05:32. Posts 1715 | Profile Blog |
nice lol
I think you went over the line with the slave/cotton shit in the first one though |
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| fAnTaCy United States. October 10 2009 05:33. Posts 355 | Profile |
| That first one was really good O_O, lol'd a bit at some parts, and i usually don't like rap battles but fuck it was good |
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| fanatacist Angola. October 10 2009 05:33. Posts 9486 | Profile Blog |
On October 10 2009 05:27 Chromyne wrote:
Is this continual typing, or do you take a few seconds to stop and think about what you're going to say?
Continual, otherwise I wouldn't be so brutal about calling people out on chokes. It's freestyle not sit and think about what rhymes with what for 10 seconds, lol.
I'll include a time-stamp in my later AIM convos, when I feel like getting drunk alone again. |
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| fanatacist Angola. October 10 2009 05:35. Posts 9486 | Profile Blog |
On October 10 2009 05:32 Foucault wrote:
nice lol
I think you went over the line with the slave/cotton shit in the first one though
Yea I thought so too in retrospect but I was getting more drunk as the battle went on, and inhibitions tend to take a nosedive at that point. I think you and everyone else know that I'm not racist I don't really believe any of the things I say, which makes it easier to rhyme things. It's not like my grandparents actually owned slaves or that I actually dropped Titanic on his house lol.
BTW thanks to the people that liked it, I honestly didn't think I'd get that good of a response for these lol.Last edit: 2009-10-10 05:37:15 |
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 Hawk United States. October 10 2009 05:38. Posts 10241 | Profile Blog |
i will rape you when im out of work
white emo kid thinks he can rap
fuckin twerp
south jersey kids aint got skill
up north, we kill you with verbal skill
cant get on aim now
got to log a few more hours at the desk
then you get the lyrical kung pow
right up side the head
i should kill you dead
but still you keep breathin
end rhymes i keep schemin
artosis is a nice little jew (kidding, i really like you!)
ill let you live to see round two!Last edit: 2009-10-10 05:39:21 |
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 freelander Hungary. October 10 2009 05:42. Posts 2706 | Profile Blog |
| i will try this with geek wizard rap |
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| fanatacist Angola. October 10 2009 05:49. Posts 9486 | Profile Blog |
On October 10 2009 05:38 Hawk wrote:
i will rape you when im out of work
white emo kid thinks he can rap
fuckin twerp
south jersey kids aint got skill
up north, we kill you with verbal skill
cant get on aim now
got to log a few more hours at the desk
then you get the lyrical kung pow
right up side the head
i should kill you dead
but still you keep breathin
end rhymes i keep schemin
artosis is a nice little jew (kidding, i really like you!)
ill let you live to see round two!
Yo yo yo
I'm like a natural disaster
A proverbial master
Leaving you dazed as my rhymes go faster
Yours are slower than drying plaster
You think you can teach me this game I own it son
I will blow you away harder than a shotgun
You just frontin putting our battle off till later
Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to be a hater
But I know you'll be writing down rhymes
So that you can keep up with my lines
I have news for you punk, it ain't gonna work
After this post I know you'll just sulk and lurk
Afraid to show your face on these forums for a day or two
Claiming that you were busy, out hanging with your crew
But I know the truth, you be sitting at home crying
Because I raped you, don't matter how hard you're trying
In this lyrical universe I am an unstoppable monster
Tearing you to shreds and leaving you in a dumpster
Taking you back to your roots, where you momma left you
Getting in the way of her job, finding businessmen to screw
Hold on, news flash! I see something in the headlines
A real kicker, a story sending shivers down your spine:
"The doctor on the scene made a declaration
TL user Hawk was beyond resuscitation
Because in this corrupt and evil nation
Fanatacist is the #1 sensation." |
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 DoctorHelvetica United States. October 10 2009 06:06. Posts 3637 | Profile Blog |
I tried this.
friend number 1
+ Show Spoiler +
by.Chris: RAP BATTLE GO GO GO.
masterdana10@hotmail.com: :3
by.Chris: GO
by.Chris: GO
by.Chris: GO
by.Chris: FASTER
by.Chris: START RHYMING
masterdana10@hotmail.com: i just gotta believe
by.Chris: MORE
by.Chris: FASTER
by.Chris: MORE RHYMES
by.Chris: SPIT HOT FRE
by.Chris: FIRE
masterdana10@hotmail.com: uughhhoogoogh
by.Chris: YOU ARE THE WORST RAPPER EVER
friend 2
+ Show Spoiler +
by.Chris: RAP BATTLE GO GO GO.
by.Chris: GO
by.Chris: FASTER
by.Chris: START RHYMING
Batters: i have balls like a saddle
Batters: so like the halls of a gavel
Batters: lick yo scrote like gravel
Batters: inside a easy e supremacy white mans democracy
Batters: fee fai fo fum
Batters: stick a finger up yo bum
Batters: HOLLA
by.Chris: YOYOYO
by.Chris: YOU THINK YOU CAN CHALLENGE THIS
by.Chris: WHITE HOT DISS
by.Chris: FLYIN OFF THE TOP OF THIS TONGUE
by.Chris: AS I GET SOME
by.Chris: FROM YO MOM
by.Chris: HER NAME IS TOM
by.Chris: IM LIKE A BOMB
by.Chris: NUCLEAR METAPHORS LEAVIN A MUSHROOM CLOUD OF RHYME IN YOUR DISTRICT
by.Chris: WHAT RHYMES WITH DISTRICT
by.Chris: *b-boy pose*
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| fanatacist Angola. October 10 2009 06:08. Posts 9486 | Profile Blog |
| Lol Helvetica I think you need some practice, but true to your FBH fandom you have good antics/showmanship (*b-boy post* LOL). You should IM me on something (: |
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 El.Divino United States. October 10 2009 06:09. Posts 962 | Profile Blog |
You're actually pretty good.
:D Helvetica, you might want some work. |
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| LeperKahn United States. October 10 2009 06:10. Posts 749 | Profile Blog | |
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| DoctorHelvetica United States. October 10 2009 06:14. Posts 3637 | Profile Blog |
On October 10 2009 06:08 fanatacist wrote:
Lol Helvetica I think you need some practice, but true to your FBH fandom you have good antics/showmanship (*b-boy post* LOL). You should IM me on something (:
i am not born to rap i am born to drop beatz
together we can take over the world
i added you to my aim contact lists i think. |
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