 madnessman Japan. November 07 2009 17:33. Posts 471 | Profile Blog |
I did it. All 7 patties.
![[image loading]](http://www.brandeo.com/files/Windows%207%20Burger%20King%20Whopper.jpg)
So I woke up this morning at 6am because I was going to take the SAT for the second time today. TBH I hadn't prepared that well and I was a little nervous going in. My mom decided to be nice and drive me to school so I ended up getting there like 45 minutes early. I sat down, sharpened my #2 pencils and once everybody had arrived, started the test. To my surprise I found it very easy. Everybody else was like "omg the math was so hard" or "omg the critical reading passage didn't make sense" but I finished with enough time to check every single answer for all 10 sections. I'm a little worried because every time I think a test is really easy I always ended up failing it... Since we had just spent like 4 hours doing an exam, I, along with 3 of my friends, decided to hit Shibuya and try the windows 7 burger. One of my buddies dropped out because he had a photo shoot (and models can't afford to eat this kind of food) to go to. And then there were 3. Another friend pussied out and just ordered a normal whopper. So one of my friends and I coughed up the 1450 yen for the burger and a drink and took on the challenge. The first thing that struck me about the burger was its size. Obviously, the thing was a monster. And it weighed a ton. I can't believe all that weight is in my stomach right now... Eating it was horrible. First of all, the 7 patties were really dry and tasteless processed beef. Second, there wasn't enough sauce or toppings. It was just a couple of tomatoes, onions, and pickles with some lettuce (the amount you'd get in a normal whopper). So it tasted really bad. I'm not a serious eater or anything so I ate it way too slowly and ended up getting full halfway through. It took me like an hour to finish it while my friend finished his in less than 30 minutes (he was really hungry). I have a couple of pics on my phone and my friend has a couple of pics on his phone. I'm gonna go sleep (and hopefully digest some of that burger) so I'll upload the pictures later and hopefully steal my friend's pictures when he uploads them on facebook.
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 never_toss Costa Rica. November 07 2009 17:42. Posts 802 | Profile Blog | |
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 resonance Canada. November 07 2009 17:45. Posts 1274 | Profile Blog |
wow full half way through? Light weight lol. I am pretty sure I can eat 2 of those things no problem.
Interesting story though |
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 Osmoses Sweden. November 07 2009 17:50. Posts 668 | Profile Blog |
| Man, I have trouble with double whoppers being dry and hard to eat... Why would you do this to yourself? Does it have anything to do with it being a windows burger? |
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 Hyde Australia. November 07 2009 17:53. Posts 1094 | Profile |
| Congrats on finishing it, personally I wouldn't do it, that's way too much beef for me, just looking at it turns me away. Can't believe you finished it after you said the meat was all dry and tasteless. |
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 iaguz November 07 2009 17:58. Posts 35 | Profile |
Bah,you're a fucken pansy! Right after finishing the HSC (which I imagine is sort of the equivalent of SAT's) me and a bunch of mates felt like celebrating. We went to the nearest hungry Jacks and ordered Octo-whoppers. That's right motherfuckers, 2 bland bits of sesame seed implanted dough, some bacon and barbeque sauce cowering atop 8 layers of beef each sandwiched between 2 slices of grease and oil soaking cheese.
The first one of us who balled up and approached the counter to explain our most otherwordly order ('an octowhopper, a whopper with 8 meat slices, you know' when prompted with what other goods he would like to order responded "oh, a diet coke. I don't want to get fat".
Fun times. |
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| TheAntZ Bangladesh. November 07 2009 18:24. Posts 599 | Profile Blog |
| oh fuck man post the pics |
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| writer22816 China. November 07 2009 18:56. Posts 984 | Profile Blog |
| lmao what sort of idiot would find the math section hard |
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| AcrossFiveJulys United States. November 07 2009 18:57. Posts 1404 | Profile Blog |
A few weeks ago i went out for indian food and was determined to finish two large entrees + a bunch of naan + mango lassi by myself because I was starving and it was my bday. I was able to accomplish my goal, but afterwords my stomach was so expanded I looked/felt pregnant so I pretty much had to go throw up some of it in the bathroom to prevent injury lol. Yea so useless haha...
oh did you get a prize or anything for finishing your burger? |
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 Equaoh Canada. November 07 2009 19:19. Posts 237 | Profile |
| How efficient, you just had a day's worth of food in one meal! |
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 alffla Hong Kong. November 07 2009 19:38. Posts 13078 | Profile Blog |
| wtf is a windows7 burger hahah whatk inda promotion is that lol |
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 Tonkerchen Maldives. November 07 2009 19:56. Posts 485 | Profile Blog |
lol this looks really sick, literally.
and burgerking suxx anyway! |
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| caedmon- Australia. November 07 2009 20:15. Posts 20 | Profile |
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 LordWeird United States. November 07 2009 21:30. Posts 2064 | Profile Blog |
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 PH United States. November 07 2009 21:31. Posts 3415 | Profile Blog |
| It sounds like the employees just made it like shit. Not that I think the burger would be delicious by any standard, but still... |
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 Nytefish United Kingdom. November 07 2009 22:32. Posts 1839 | Profile Blog |
The burgers I ate in random diners in the US were the best tasting. Out of fast food chains, burger king is probably the best around here, but only because the alternative is macdonalds.
How did you bite into that? Or is it smaller than it looks in the picture? |
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 Jayme United States. November 07 2009 22:44. Posts 2155 | Profile |
On November 07 2009 19:56 Tonkerchen wrote:
lol this looks really sick, literally.
and burgerking suxx anyway!
Burger King Sucks?
You aren't a man... or even human for that matter. |
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| ZeroCartin Costa Rica. November 07 2009 23:15. Posts 705 | Profile Blog |
On November 07 2009 22:44 Jayme wrote:
Show nested quote +On November 07 2009 19:56 Tonkerchen wrote:
lol this looks really sick, literally.
and burgerking suxx anyway!
Burger King Sucks? You aren't a man... or even human for that matter.
He's from Maldives lol:
![[image loading]](http://www.hemmy.net/images/travel/maldives01.jpg)
Holy crap, i wouldnt got to BK if i lived in a place like that!Last edit: 2009-11-07 23:21:28 |
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 illu Canada. November 07 2009 23:46. Posts 1018 | Profile Blog | |
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 Manit0u Poland. November 08 2009 00:08. Posts 3868 | Profile Blog |
McDonald's killed Burger King here
BK is so much better...Last edit: 2009-11-08 00:08:41 |
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