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  Hot_Bid       Administrator       February 06 2010 08:27.Profile Blog # 
You all know R1CH, one of our great TL wizards. Among his peers (Sonuvbob, MasterOfChaos, Zatic, etc) he is well understood. But among the "mortals" who do not know much "magic," he constantly confuses and awes us, like a solar eclipse we cannot understand.

Here are some R1CH quotes that help explain how we see him.

Famousness Test

[18:59] HotBid: is this company famous?
[19:00] R1CH: never heard of them
[19:00] HotBid: but they have their own wiki page...
[19:00] R1CH: so does every pokemon



Consummate Tweeter



Hack the Gibson

[09:15] HotBid: microsoft security essentials is failing to update, did you update it yet
[09:15] R1CH: i don't use it
[09:15] HotBid: what anti virus do you use
[09:15] R1CH: none
[09:15] HotBid: how do you stop viruses and stuff
[09:16] R1CH: i don't get viruses
[09:16] Heyoka: he clearly goes into the computer and fights them himself
[09:16] HotBid: lol he shoots it with a gun
[09:16] R1CH: it's funny you say that
[09:16] R1CH: i actually made a quake 2 mod

[R1CH loads a Quake 2 map. HotBid plays.]

[09:16] R1CH: come on, you're dying to notepad
[09:17] HotBid: that's notepad? wtf is that flying thing behind it
[09:17] R1CH: firefox
[09:17] Heyoka: why is it so large
[09:17] R1CH: it uses more memory
[09:17] Heyoka: this is what's running right now? what happens when you kill one
[09:18] R1CH: the program closes
[09:18] R1CH: oh look, msn killed google update
[09:18] R1CH: one of the monsters is quake 2 so if you kill it the game just ends



The troll apprentice is becoming the troll master

[03:00] HotBid: what's anti-aliasing?
[03:00] R1CH: you use photoshop and you don't know what anti-aliasing is?
[03:00] HotBid: no
[03:00] R1CH: imagine aliasing -- its the opposite of that



Yes, we actually check the support email.

[12:47] R1CH: got fed up with this fucking india spam in the support box
[12:47] R1CH: from now on everyone from india will have to answer a captcha before submitting contact form [12:47] R1CH: http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/R1CH/CAPTCHA.png



Don't mess with R1CH's image formats


[03:34] R1CH: make it a PNG scrub
[03:34] HotBid: what's a PNG scrub
[03:35] R1CH: no i am calling you a scrub for using jpeg
[03:35] R1CH: man im gonna slap you if you make any more jpegs



Speaking in R1CH

Recently, every time R1CH says something technical, my response has been to immediately Google the subject and ask a highly technical question about it, usually one I completely do not understand.


[17:26] R1CH: the performance is kind of shitty so try to use it sparingly
[17:26] R1CH: mysql refuses to do an index merge
[17:26] R1CH: and i don't feel like adding a whole new index just for this feature
[17:26] R1CH: if we open it up to users though i will
[17:27] HotBid: well maybe the binary or one of the libraries linked was misconfigured or corrupt?
[17:27] HotBid: do a backtrace
[17:28] R1CH: you just googled some random mysql bug didn't you
[17:29] HotBid: ?


[22:40] R1CH: man
[22:40] R1CH: this SSD is ridiculously fast
[22:40] R1CH: it installed all the win7 updates in like 10 seconds
[22:41] Kennigit: sick, how big is it
[22:41] R1CH: 160
[22:42] HotBid: r1ch have you tried modding your SSD by replacing it with a pata hd using the same ZIF connector
[22:42] R1CH: im gonna slap you if you keep trying that
[22:42] HotBid: ?



Ban Everyone

[12:15] @R1CH: i optimized the shit out of TL over the last few months
[12:15] @R1CH: without it im sure the flood of beta shit would be like how TL was during TSL 1 casts
[12:15] @R1CH: i almost want to undo it
[12:15] @R1CH: just so people stop flooding stupid shit
[12:16] @R1CH: we really need to implement that posts per day for new users thing
[12:16] @The-Winner: or a bot which bans shitty posters
[12:17] @R1CH: i tried that
[12:17] @R1CH: it classified everyone as a shitty poster
[12:17] @R1CH: its like santa from futurama



Staff Vote
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R1CH Captcha
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Wizard It Up

HotBid: r1ch
HotBid: any thoughts about the antihack program?
R1CH: not yet
HotBid: its not a rush yet
HotBid: but itd be nice to have some info about it for when we launch
R1CH: when do we need it by
HotBid: we need it by qualifiers, which is april 22
R1CH: oh just say we'll have it
R1CH: you know i'll wizard that shit up
HotBid: HAHAHA


The Wizard Who Cried Wolf

R1CH: fuck this is horrible
R1CH: im dripping sweat
SonuvBob: ?
HotBid: why?
Daigomi: what happened?
R1CH: no
R1CH: its fucking 90 degrees today
R1CH: and im busy with the stream and irc and shit
HotBid: oh wtf
Daigomi: R1CH you gave us all a heart attack
SonuvBob: =/
HotBid: i thought you meant something with the stream
HotBid: omfg


The Universe Shoots You

R1CH: well until the stream is posted, connections don't flood in
R1CH: and its not so much an issue of volume
MasterOfChaos: the current cause of crash was somebody disconnecting the wrong way
MasterOfChaos: we could have the stream go live at 10 min before scheduled time showing the waiting screen
R1CH: as MoC said it was my forgetting to handle sigpipe that crashed it
intrigue: somebody disconnecting the wrong way can crash it?
intrigue: haha
R1CH: intrigue, thanks to the wonders of posix, yes
R1CH: i wonder what idiot came up with that idea
HotBid: how can they "disconect" wrong
HotBid: that makes no sense
R1CH: its a posix thing
HotBid: ok you speak of posix like i know what it means
R1CH: when you try to write to a disconnected socket, your program receives a pipe signal
R1CH: which if you don't handle, causes it to exit
HotBid: ok im just going to pretend i know
HotBid: what htat means
MasterOfChaos: never really got the reason why signals work that way
intrigue: can you make a real life analogy
intrigue: so like if u go through a drivethrough
intrigue: and you take your food
intrigue: and don't pay
intrigue: and drive away
intrigue: the restaurant explodes?
MasterOfChaos: somebody you are talking to disappears mid sentence, and the universe shoots you
MasterOfChaos: because you talked to somebody who wasn't there
MasterOfChaos: and R1CH forgot the bullet proof helmet
R1CH: thats surprisingly accurate


R1CH Made Bad

[5:04] R1CH: oh fuck i screwed up the code
[5:04] HotBid: ?
[5:04] R1CH: it only records half the key on the server
[5:04] HotBid: i dont get what that means
[5:04] R1CH: i can fix its just a bit bad
[5:05] R1CH: the key is 40 letters long
[5:05] R1CH: but only 20 got saved in the db
[5:05] HotBid: again, no idea what that means lol
[5:05] R1CH: r1ch made bad r1ch fix now
[5:05] HotBid: nice ok
[5:05] R1CH: k fixed


R1CH Forgot

Heyoka: r1ch had auto ops in the sa bw channel for a year and a half before someone realized he hadn't
HotBid: r1ch’s program for checking Ips and rankings
HotBid: was running for 1.5 years since TSL1, he forgot to turn it off
R1CH: it only ran once an hour
R1CH: for 400 days


Why Isn’t This Working?
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Not too bad

Not too bad, mainly just look through the input for any illegal ascii, then filter out any symbols or other characters that pokenum never uses and finally verify that its starting in one of the holdem/omaha/etc/modes and make sure the limit on monte carlo won't kill the server

the final shell command is escaped so there is zero chance of them using it to run other programs the only thing its vulnerable to now would be bugs in the pokenum program


R1CH's First Day at Work

Nazgul: rich first day at work
Nazgul: im in a convo with him + meat
Nazgul: its like reading a detective book where half of the words are gibberish


R1CH's Desktop
Screenshot of R1CH’s desktop
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I'm Good With One

Nazgul: im on teamviewer looking at what rich is doing haha
Nazgul: and its supercool
Nazgul: he has 1 monitor and his taskbar has 40 things open
me: haha
me: yeah he posted this screenshot with like 80 irc windows open
me: i was like WTF
Nazgul: rofl
me: the task bar was insane i couldnt even read any of the things on it
Nazgul: i told him i thought he should get 2-3 monitors atleast
Nazgul: but apparently he is “good with one”'


Battle.net Fix Your Game Names
R1CH sent this email to Blizzard:
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Blizzard Fix Your Lag

On December 16 2008 19:18 R1CH wrote:
So I finally got around to taking a look at the lag issues in 1.16. Seems someone at Blizzard thought it would be a good idea to throw a 10ms delay into the game loop AND a 5ms delay after processing the Windows message queue. 15ms of delays in a game that previously has 0ms of delays can mess up quite a few things, as evidenced by the problems the early versions of CPU Savior had. For a game with a pro scene like Starcraft, this really should never have made it past QA, if there even was any.

Why 15ms? Who knows. The most you need is 1ms to stop 100% CPU usage, which is what CPU Savior uses. They also added some delays onto the bnet screens (the game loop isn't run on the bnet screen, so the 15ms delays wouldn't work), very similar to the comments I made in the CPU Savior source code - except instead of delaying on infrequently-used parts of the code, there is a 5ms delay on code that is run very often - hence why the bnet screens feel so sluggish.

So what happens now? I could make a patch to fix the lag issues in 1.16, but what would that achieve? Iccup already is remaining on 1.15.3, KeSPA has shunned 1.16 and I would hope Blizzard already realizes what a disaster of a patch 1.16 is. Why are they taking so long to fix what I could do in a few hours? And who is responsible for this mess in the first place?



I will update this as more R1CH quotes come out.
Last edit: 2011-05-05 08:00:09


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 b3h47pte   United States. February 06 2010 08:31. Posts 1306
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R1CH is too good at life =P
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 Disregard   China. February 06 2010 08:32. Posts 8061
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Awesome and the desktop LOL!

edit: And did Blizzard give any official tech response to Rich's inquiry?
Last edit: 2010-02-06 08:33:41
"Architects know nothing about everything"
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 kOre   Canada. February 06 2010 08:33. Posts 3617
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lol "Blizzard, FIx Your Lag".
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 ShoCkeyy   February 06 2010 08:35. Posts 3408
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Rofl, this is gold! I love this idea. By the way that screenshot of his computer is insane...
Life?
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 dhe95   United States. February 06 2010 08:36. Posts 1211
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omg i want more lol.
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 Cambium   Japan. February 06 2010 08:36. Posts 15634
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Is that d2 maphack on the desktop img?
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
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 Crunchums   United States. February 06 2010 08:37. Posts 10378
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so lucky to have someone doing all that work for tl
brood war for life, brood war forever
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 Patriot.dlk   Sweden. February 06 2010 08:38. Posts 5444
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Probably the funniest thread I ever read
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 igotmyown   United States. February 06 2010 08:39. Posts 2900
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Last one isn't lag, it's a way of abusing the game name to inject malicious code. Like if you send a close query character to a database, so that the code handling it would think the query is over, and then you used to code to email you everyones usernames and passwords.
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 yh8c4   February 06 2010 08:39. Posts 108
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clarke's third law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
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  NeoIllusions   United States. February 06 2010 08:39. Posts 18022Profile Blog # 
wow, this shit is so good, you couldn't make this up, hahaha.
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  NeoIllusions   United States. February 06 2010 08:40. Posts 18022Profile Blog # 

On February 06 2010 08:36 Cambium wrote:
Is that d2 maphack on the desktop img?


I guess you're not aware of what R1CH does in his spare time or at least what he used to do. :O
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 IceCube   Croatia. February 06 2010 08:42. Posts 1282
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R1ch has epic skillz in everything! Loveeed his comebacks so damn awsome!
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  ghermination   United States. February 06 2010 08:43. Posts 2851Profile Blog # 
I'm also interested in the response by Blizzard to that email.
U Gotta Skate.
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 Cambium   Japan. February 06 2010 08:43. Posts 15634
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On February 06 2010 08:40 NeoIllusions wrote:

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I guess you're not aware of what R1CH does in his spare time or at least what he used to do. :O


I'm not! Enlighten me please

Cool quotes!
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
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 Trozz   Canada. February 06 2010 08:43. Posts 2180
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R1CH is so hardcore.
I love that email he wrote.
It rocked someone's socks.
☆+・゚*。・.ヽ( ゚ヮ゚)ノ.・゚*。・+☆ ?topic_id=406921 R.I.P.
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 Ikari   United States. February 06 2010 08:44. Posts 175
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This is so epic. That e-mail to Blizzard and the screenshot of his desktop were hilarious.
God Mode: Alt+F4
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 Zona   February 06 2010 08:47. Posts 40425
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R1CH is my hero (sort of). I do hope to eventually be as good at he is at low-level aspects of coding.

And holy crap at that screenshot.
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
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  Mikilatov   United States. February 06 2010 08:49. Posts 3897Profile Blog # 
100% epic. This was surprisingly really interesting.

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 Chef   February 06 2010 08:56. Posts 9708
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I love R1CH :D


Nazgul: its like reading a detective book where half of the words are gibberish

LOOOL
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
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  R1CH       Administrator       February 06 2010 09:01.Profile Blog # 

On February 06 2010 08:43 Cambium wrote:
I'm not! Enlighten me please





I learned reverse engineering and x86 assembly from Diablo 2 .
Twitter: @R1CH_TL
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  mikeymoo   Canada. February 06 2010 09:08. Posts 7064Profile Blog # 
Thanks for that last quote, I was looking for it.
R1CH is amazing, one of the guys I'd love to meet irl.
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  GTR   February 06 2010 09:10. Posts 39107Profile Blog # 
if r1ch went to blizzcon i'd imagine him in a robe and wizard hat.
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  Pokebunny   United States. February 06 2010 09:11. Posts 9582Profile Blog # 
lmao

R1CH for president
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 iPAndi   Costa Rica. February 06 2010 09:12. Posts 2205
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hahahah omfg the universe shoots at you is
good job r1ch
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 writer22816   China. February 06 2010 09:13. Posts 4772
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hotbid never getting it
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
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 CrownRoyal   Vatican City State. February 06 2010 09:16. Posts 1773
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wtf do you use a server for a home pc?

how can you run that many things at once
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
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 Nitrogen   United States. February 06 2010 09:17. Posts 5298
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r1ch did you make a d2 ilvl checker too, that just ran in like a command prompt box where you would just pick up the item, press something, then tab out and see it on the prompt?
UNFUCK YOURSELF
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  jhNz   Germany. February 06 2010 09:25. Posts 2756Profile Blog # 
I would appreciate being informed of any updates to this issue, as if no action is taken I will make my own unofficial patch to address this bug. Thanks!


this is gold.
http://twitter.com/jhNz
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 writer22816   China. February 06 2010 09:26. Posts 4772
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On February 06 2010 09:17 Nitrogen wrote:
r1ch did you make a d2 ilvl checker too, that just ran in like a command prompt box where you would just pick up the item, press something, then tab out and see it on the prompt?


I remember him making a portal unstacker or something

saved me my organ set
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
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 BuGzlToOnl   United States. February 06 2010 09:32. Posts 5916
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Epic.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
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  IntoTheWow   is awesome. February 06 2010 09:34. Posts 31040Profile Blog # 
hahahaha :D
 
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  intrigue   Washington, D.C. February 06 2010 09:40. Posts 9273Profile Blog # 
from a while ago, during one of our old broadcasts:

concerned #teamliquid chatter: r1ch, did you see that the gg faggots spammed the thingie [stream link] of yours?
R1CH: why do you think their site is down
Last edit: 2010-02-06 09:42:07
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 Etherone   Canada. February 06 2010 09:41. Posts 1894
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that D2 bot would have made me cum 1000 times 5 years ago.

r1ch bitch slapping blizzard is priceless.
this guy is really amazing we are so lucky to have him


On February 06 2010 09:40 intrigue wrote:
from a while ago, during one of our old broadcasts:

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looool what a boss
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 Zoler   Sweden. February 06 2010 09:43. Posts 5922
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WTF IS UP WITH HIS DESKTOP. Seriously doesn't matter how hardcore computer hacker pro you are you cannot keep track of all that shiet xD
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
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  meathook   February 06 2010 09:44. Posts 1288Profile # 

Nazgul: rich first day at work
Nazgul: im in a convo with him + meat
Nazgul: its like reading a detective book where half of the words are gibberish

Haha.. this is good.
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
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 Floydian   United Kingdom. February 06 2010 09:45. Posts 371
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Holy shittttt at that desktop screenshot. That's some deep voodoo magic right there if you can keep track of all that.
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 s.a.y   Croatia. February 06 2010 09:45. Posts 3583
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On February 06 2010 09:40 intrigue wrote:
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hahahhaha

amazing stuff.

wow at the D2 bot.
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 Etherone   Canada. February 06 2010 09:48. Posts 1894
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On February 06 2010 09:43 Zoler wrote:
WTF IS UP WITH HIS DESKTOP. Seriously doesn't matter how hardcore computer hacker pro you are you cannot keep track of all that shiet xD


yea lol i have no idea wtf is going on, that is seriously hard core.

R1CH do you hack banks who piss you off for your cash?
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 wurm   Philippines. February 06 2010 09:49. Posts 1751
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[5:04] R1CH: oh fuck i screwed up the code
[5:04] HotBid: ?
[5:04] R1CH: it only records half the key on the server
[5:04] HotBid: i dont get what that means
[5:04] R1CH: i can fix its just a bit bad
[5:05] R1CH: the key is 40 letters long
[5:05] R1CH: but only 20 got saved in the db
[5:05] HotBid: again, no idea what that means lol
[5:05] R1CH: r1ch made bad r1ch fix now
[5:05] HotBid: nice ok
[5:05] R1CH: k fixed


LOL R1CH made bad. R1CH wizards it up in one minute. What a baller.
I know where my towel is.
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 cYaN   Norway. February 06 2010 09:50. Posts 3260
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haha, loved the universe shooting you in the face and the detective book with 50% jibberish^^
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  micronesia   United States. February 06 2010 09:50. Posts 19344Profile Blog # 
Thank you for leaking this stuff.
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 Zoler   Sweden. February 06 2010 09:50. Posts 5922
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On February 06 2010 09:49 wurm wrote:

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LOL R1CH made bad. R1CH wizards it up in one minute. What a baller.


R1CH is such a baller. Wish he posted more. Woulda been awesome to know more about this mystic wizard!
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
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 Suc   Australia. February 06 2010 09:56. Posts 1566
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On February 06 2010 09:40 intrigue wrote:
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hahahahaha R1CH is such a baller
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  R1CH       Administrator       February 06 2010 10:11.Profile Blog # 

On February 06 2010 09:16 CrownRoyal wrote:
wtf do you use a server for a home pc?

how can you run that many things at once

It's pretty easy, in fact that was an old PC, a Pentium 2.4GHz with 2 GB RAM. A lot of people just never multitask and think that because a program is open it must be slowing down the rest of the system so they are paranoid about closing everything. It's usually only web browsers with pages of flash / javascript open that use any kind of background resources. I have 56 things on my taskbar right now with 0% CPU usage. You are likely to exhaust the desktop heap before running out of RAM, which you can simply adjust in the registry (http://support.microsoft.com/kb/184802).
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 StorrZerg   United States. February 06 2010 10:15. Posts 8998
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On February 06 2010 09:01 R1CH wrote:

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I learned reverse engineering and x86 assembly from Diablo 2 .


you have at least 3 d2 icons in your task bar.. and im thinking you didn't bot with them lol
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 CrownRoyal   Vatican City State. February 06 2010 10:19. Posts 1773
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On February 06 2010 10:11 R1CH wrote:

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It's pretty easy, in fact that was an old PC, a Pentium 2.4GHz with 2 GB RAM. A lot of people just never multitask and think that because a program is open it must be slowing down the rest of the system so they are paranoid about closing everything. It's usually only web browsers with pages of flash / javascript open that use any kind of background resources. I have 56 things on my taskbar right now with 0% CPU usage. You are likely to exhaust the desktop heap before running out of RAM, which you can simply adjust in the registry (http://support.microsoft.com/kb/184802).

but... aren't all of those programs using ram just sitting there? how do 56 processes not consume at least a noticeable amount of ram, enough to slow my system down if i have 2gb of ram.

I would much rather have everything running as streamlined as possible
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 CrownRoyal   Vatican City State. February 06 2010 10:21. Posts 1773
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like, i have pretty much the bare minimum of everything running with 8gb of ram and etc, it bothers me almost to think that my machine could run better and im not letting it by leaving 56 things open, not to mention it looks so clustered haha.

i guess i'm a picky neat freak.
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 aers  *   United States. February 06 2010 10:21. Posts 1085
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R1CH please tell me you don't still use that mIRC setup ;_; Its painful to look at
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 EGMachine   United States. February 06 2010 10:29. Posts 1588
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100% awsomeness from TL'S WIZARD
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 Chef   February 06 2010 10:31. Posts 9708
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I have 512mb RAM If your comp is old then mine is made of stone.
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 EGMachine   United States. February 06 2010 10:34. Posts 1588
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On February 06 2010 10:21 aers wrote:
R1CH please tell me you don't still use that mIRC setup ;_; Its painful to look at


R1CH please forgive him, for he does not know. Let his computer be spared.
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 Archaic   United States. February 06 2010 10:34. Posts 4023
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I would appreciate being informed of any updates to this issue, as if no action is taken I will make my own unofficial patch to address this bug. Thanks!

I love R1CH!
He's my role model...
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  Pokebunny   United States. February 06 2010 10:38. Posts 9582Profile Blog # 
R1CH, when was the last time you saw your desktop background?
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 d(O.o)a   Canada. February 06 2010 10:41. Posts 4774
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On February 06 2010 08:36 Cambium wrote:
Is that d2 maphack on the desktop img?


Actually looks like multiple bots lol. I don't get how he can run 3 bots and all that other stuff though, my computer got stressed just running 3 bots with nothing else. Although I do use AVG antivirus.


On February 06 2010 10:34 Machine[USA] wrote:

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R1CH please forgive him, for he does not know. Let his computer be spared.


Please R1CH he means no harm no need to cause his computer to explode! Although, if that step must be taken S/S pl0x
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Hi.
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 Loanshark   China. February 06 2010 10:44. Posts 1715
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R1CH owns
No dough, no go.
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 TheAntZ   Bangladesh. February 06 2010 11:02. Posts 5868
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lmao, blizzard is r1ch's bitch

concerned #teamliquid chatter: r1ch, did you see that the gg faggots spammed the thingie [stream link] of yours?
R1CH: why do you think their site is down

so powerful O_O
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 skronch   United States. February 06 2010 11:05. Posts 2717
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my first rich encounter was during that 1.16 debacle....really amazing stuff
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 Zoler   Sweden. February 06 2010 11:16. Posts 5922
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On February 06 2010 10:31 Chef wrote:
I have 512mb RAM If your comp is old then mine is made of stone.


512mb RAM aah the memories<3
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
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 Durak   Canada. February 06 2010 11:19. Posts 3221
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What a great thread. Very nice follow-up to the R1CH appreciation thread.


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It's pretty easy, in fact that was an old PC, a Pentium 2.4GHz with 2 GB RAM. A lot of people just never multitask and think that because a program is open it must be slowing down the rest of the system so they are paranoid about closing everything. It's usually only web browsers with pages of flash / javascript open that use any kind of background resources. I have 56 things on my taskbar right now with 0% CPU usage. You are likely to exhaust the desktop heap before running out of RAM, which you can simply adjust in the registry (http://support.microsoft.com/kb/184802).


I don't think anyone knows this. You should make us a computer info thread where you debunk all the stupid things we do.
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 Julmust   Sweden. February 06 2010 11:29. Posts 2159
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hey you know all the old gods in nordic mythology? if they'd still be around I'd bet the one for computers would be called "R1CH"
<@R1CH> i don't do impractical C, sorry
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 Alphonsse   United States. February 06 2010 11:38. Posts 509
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Awesome thread. I hope I can be as leet as R1CH one day.
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 Shatter   United States. February 06 2010 11:43. Posts 1380
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Wow, that desktop is ridiculous.
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  Nal_rAwr   United States. February 06 2010 11:48. Posts 2611Profile Blog # 
man R1CH is a bonjwa
Nony is Bonjwa
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 Boblion   France. February 06 2010 11:50. Posts 7797
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Starcraft needs some programmers :O
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=111140&currentpage=30
The SF kids are winning the poll using bots...
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fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
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  Empyrean   February 06 2010 11:55. Posts 16299Profile Blog # 
I love R1CH so much.

<3



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  cgrinker   United States. February 06 2010 12:09. Posts 3776Profile Blog # 
I thought unhandled Signals killed processes because that used to be the only signal that you could send. I mean the command is call "kill"
 
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 azndsh   United States. February 06 2010 12:09. Posts 4252
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i don't think he's a wizard, more like a god :O
 
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  Mystlord  *   United States. February 06 2010 12:33. Posts 10257Profile Blog # 
Lol so win. Much <3 R1CH
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 StorrZerg   United States. February 06 2010 12:35. Posts 8998
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On February 06 2010 11:50 Boblion wrote:
Starcraft needs some programmers :O
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=111140&currentpage=30
The SF kids are winning the poll using bots...



so wrong
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 Tekin   February 06 2010 12:41. Posts 2711
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Look at that desktop omg thats a lot windows.
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  JWD   United States. February 06 2010 14:26. Posts 12566Profile Blog # 
fascinating blog, programmers speak in a foreign language hahaha

R1CH sounds like a legitimately smart guy.
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 FragKrag   United States. February 06 2010 14:34. Posts 11068
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looks like R1CH is also human sometimes
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 samachking   Bahrain. February 06 2010 18:19. Posts 4949
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What a great thread. R1ch is such a baller
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 DoX.)   Singapore. February 06 2010 18:25. Posts 6155
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On a side note did blizzard ever reply to that email? would be pretty awesome lol
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  R1CH       Administrator       February 06 2010 18:28.Profile Blog # 
Of course not...
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  MasterOfChaos   Germany. February 06 2010 18:51. Posts 2896Profile Blog # 
[image loading]
R1CH: that is many window?
R1CH: yes?
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 meeple   Canada. February 06 2010 18:53. Posts 10207
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Ahah awesome thread... R1CH is a freakin genius... but there's one thing I've always wondered about...

Why doesn't "free" tlpd'ize? I always have to do it manually.
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  Plexa       Administrator       February 06 2010 18:54.Profile Blog # 

On February 06 2010 18:53 meeple wrote:
Ahah awesome thread... R1CH is a freakin genius... but there's one thing I've always wondered about...

Why doesn't "free" tlpd'ize? I always have to do it manually.

Free does
(P)free
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 meeple   Canada. February 06 2010 18:56. Posts 10207
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On February 06 2010 18:54 Plexa wrote:

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Free does
(P)free


Damn... lol you have to capitalize the first letter? thanks
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  zatic   Germany. February 06 2010 21:06. Posts 11729Profile Blog # 
[image loading]
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 Hyperionnn   Turkey. February 06 2010 21:43. Posts 4877
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On February 06 2010 09:40 intrigue wrote:
from a while ago, during one of our old broadcasts:

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Wow hahaha

And my pc has 256 mb ram
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 floor exercise   Canada. February 06 2010 22:06. Posts 5509
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I knew "of" R1CH since he took over gloom, he's sort of like the littlest hobo of gaming communities, he just comes in and saves the drowning children etc
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 29 fps   United States. February 06 2010 22:16. Posts 4876
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his desktop is insane.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
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 Alethios   New Zealand. February 06 2010 22:37. Posts 2724
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So amazingly epic. Think I laughed out loud three or four times.

R1CH and all the teamliquid coders deserve so much credit.
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  DivinO   United States. February 07 2010 00:10. Posts 4693Profile Blog # 
Amazing OP. R1CH. What a baller.
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 torm3ntin   Brazil. February 07 2010 00:12. Posts 2368
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i laughed at them all..

Ri1ch got any response from blizzard?
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 meeple   Canada. February 07 2010 00:13. Posts 10207
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On February 07 2010 00:12 torm3ntin wrote:
i laughed at them all..

Ri1ch got any response from blizzard?


He says on the previous page that they never replied
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 miseiler   United States. February 07 2010 00:16. Posts 1333
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Fucking 5/5

That screenshot is brain-damaging.
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 meegrean   Thailand. February 07 2010 00:24. Posts 6007
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R1CH must be a robot or something LOL.
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  Foucault   Sweden. February 07 2010 00:54. Posts 2826Profile Blog # 

On February 06 2010 11:29 Julmust wrote:
hey you know all the old gods in nordic mythology? if they'd still be around I'd bet the one for computers would be called "R1CH"


lol funny :D

Speaking of old nordic gods I was just listening to a song by Manowar called "Thor"
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 EvilTeletubby   Baltimore, USA. February 07 2010 03:17. Posts 21022Profile Blog # 
R1CH is so amazing, you guys have no idea. Just be glad he is on the side of Light, that's all I can say.
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 Arhkangel   Dominican Republic. February 07 2010 08:06. Posts 695
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R1CH XKCD and QDB have made me depressed about my career choice Fuck this corporate bullshit I want to make universes shot people!

I would kill a person to spend a month living with R1CH.
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  KizZBG   u gotta skate. February 07 2010 08:42. Posts 8152Profile Blog # 
Jesus, that's an insane level of understanding and knowledge! :O And yeah, I'm really glad we have him. It's been about 2 years now.
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  BanZu   United States. February 07 2010 08:56. Posts 3329Profile Blog # 
R1CH hacks IRL
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 SilverSkyLark   Philippines. February 07 2010 10:54. Posts 7245
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  Rekrul   Korea (South). February 07 2010 11:15. Posts 16551Profile Blog # 
hahahaha what a monster
why so 진지해?
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  CharlieMurphy   United States. February 07 2010 12:04. Posts 22893Profile Blog # 

On February 07 2010 00:13 meeple wrote:

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He says on the previous page that they never replied

But they did, they made a new patch shortly after it.

action > words.
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 duckett   United States. February 07 2010 12:37. Posts 589
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On February 06 2010 22:06 floor exercise wrote:
I knew "of" R1CH since he took over gloom, he's sort of like the littlest hobo of gaming communities, he just comes in and saves the drowning children etc

haha wow this is so awesome =)
thanks rich!
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 dhe95   United States. February 07 2010 14:23. Posts 1211
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On February 06 2010 21:06 zatic wrote:
[image loading]

Wonder who understood?
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 O-ops   United States. February 07 2010 15:40. Posts 2497
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On February 07 2010 14:23 dhe95 wrote:

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Wonder who understood?


R1CH, PirateR1CH, and MoustacheR1CH.
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 a11   Germany. February 07 2010 16:24. Posts 293
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The peers mentioned in OP obviously.
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 nozaro33   Taiwan. February 07 2010 21:00. Posts 1815
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lol this is so awesome Thanks R1ch for all of your contribution!
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 foeffa   Belgium. February 07 2010 21:34. Posts 2056
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Haha superb.
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  scintilliaSD   United States. February 07 2010 23:31. Posts 2197Profile Blog # 
Will R1CH continue responding to this blog?

!r1activeapp
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 Boonbag   France. February 08 2010 00:11. Posts 2137
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get more like these and make an rts yes
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 lokiM   United States. February 08 2010 00:50. Posts 3364
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i remember that 1.16 post, that was the dumbest shit i've ever seen by blizzard
R1CH is a god
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 DanceCommander   United States. February 08 2010 02:41. Posts 1801
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r1ch for president hilarious quotes lol keep them coming
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 Grobyc   Canada. February 08 2010 07:24. Posts 16976
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hahaha awesome

<3

Surprise, motherfucker!
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 josemb40   Peru. February 08 2010 23:54. Posts 565
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i had no idea R1CH existed up untill now, but i think i love him now o_o
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 3clipse   Canada. February 09 2010 05:49. Posts 2541
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On February 07 2010 15:40 O-ops wrote:

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R1CH, PirateR1CH, and MoustacheR1CH.

+ TLSucksBallsWithoutMe

It's great that this guy has been getting the appreciation he deserves lately. I can't imagine all the things he's made possible that wouldn't have been otherwise. Thanks, R1CH.
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 CynanMachae   Canada. February 09 2010 11:52. Posts 1407
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Wow that thread is awesome, great quotes!

And yea thanks R1CH
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 iSiN   United States. February 09 2010 15:06. Posts 1063
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haha R1CH is the shit for sure and I understood the poll...I'm so nerdy
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 thunk   United States. February 09 2010 18:38. Posts 6233
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R1CH awesome.
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 tre2ettsexsju   Sweden. February 09 2010 21:43. Posts 248
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haha good stuff
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 Kyuukyuu   Canada. February 10 2010 10:11. Posts 5472
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On February 07 2010 15:40 O-ops wrote:

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R1CH, PirateR1CH, and MoustacheR1CH.


Haha!

and that is a beast of a taskbar
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  DreaM)XeRO   Korea (South). February 10 2010 10:24. Posts 4667Profile Blog # 
lol <3 this thread is sooo amazinggg
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 Nightmarjoo   United States. February 10 2010 13:11. Posts 2652
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rofl epic.

That desktop does seem like it's taxing on the user to maneuver through even if it isn't somehow taxing the computer's resources ._.
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 Jonoman92   United States. February 10 2010 13:30. Posts 7411
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I have a question for R1CH. Am I crazy or is everything on both TL.net and lp.net italicized....
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 JeeJee   Canada. February 10 2010 13:38. Posts 5331
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On February 10 2010 13:30 Jonoman92 wrote:
I have a question for R1CH. Am I crazy or is everything on both TL.net and lp.net italicized....


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=87233&currentpage=All

in particular,
get a copy of arial.ttf from a friend's computer in c:\windows\fonts
delete your copy and replace it.

edit: i can't remember if you have to restart or not though, i think you would
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 Jonoman92   United States. February 10 2010 14:04. Posts 7411
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On February 10 2010 13:38 JeeJee wrote:

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http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=87233&currentpage=All

in particular,
get a copy of arial.ttf from a friend's computer in c:\windows\fonts
delete your copy and replace it.

edit: i can't remember if you have to restart or not though, i think you would


lol thank you! no clue how that happened.
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 fishyjoes   Germany. February 10 2010 21:54. Posts 642
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I would appreciate being informed of any updates to this issue, as if no action is taken I will make my own unofficial patch to address this bug. Thanks!


Hahaha, this is so good!
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 FiBsTeR   United States. March 16 2010 04:58. Posts 402
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And here I was thinking I needed a second monitor just so I could have iTunes running on its own screen.

Honestly I think I'm going to drop being a math major and pick up CS just so I can be as l33t as R1CH.
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 Zoler   Sweden. March 16 2010 05:35. Posts 5922
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On March 16 2010 04:58 FiBsTeR wrote:
And here I was thinking I needed a second monitor just so I could have iTunes running on its own screen.

Honestly I think I'm going to drop being a math major and pick up CS just so I can be as l33t as R1CH.


Seriously R1CH, get another monitor / computer / laptop. xD
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
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 omfghi2u2   United States. March 16 2010 05:54. Posts 831
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LOL

That desktop is fuckin ridiculous!
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 Kenpachi   United States. March 16 2010 07:52. Posts 9008
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oh shit that desktop
I'm definitely in my zone.
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  Carnac   Germany. March 17 2010 00:17. Posts 16369Profile Blog # 
(16:16:36) <@R1CH> im terrible at most games
(16:16:47) <pachi> could you code a bot that played better bw than you
(16:16:58) <@R1CH> most likely
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 ffswowsucks   Greece. March 17 2010 00:55. Posts 1868
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r1ch is like Big Bang Theory's sheldon.
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  Pokebunny   United States. March 17 2010 01:17. Posts 9582Profile Blog # 

irfer was just temp banned for 212 weeks by R1CH.

That account was created on 2010-03-16 19:50:20 and had 1 posts.

Reason: First post requesting hacks in a 4 year old thread. Banned 1 day per day bumped.


lol gold
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  Jazriel   Canada. March 17 2010 02:23. Posts 394Profile # 
I'm seriously envious of R1CH's abilities. I've always wanted to have the knowledge to be able to make a sweet and obviously well-made D2 bot like that.
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 Kerotan   England. March 17 2010 04:00. Posts 1937
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On March 17 2010 01:17 Pokebunny wrote:

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Fucking brilliant, I do love R1ch.
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 semantics   March 17 2010 05:40. Posts 8561
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Jebus rich is one of those people with his desktop must be a comp sci thing as all my comp sci friends seem to have the worlds oddest organizational skills when it comes to their computer, i like all the multiple instances of d2 there. reminds me when i used 10 guest accounts in altitude and a personal server for fast leveling...

Also I'm surprised there is only warn,delete and user info i'd imagine mani has a mod that has ban, ban all in thread!

I like the analogies, personally i'm more EE then Compsci so all the techo babble r1ch and moc sputes is a hit or miss, modding physical things always seemed easier then the abstract.


On March 17 2010 00:17 Carnac wrote:
(16:16:36) <@R1CH> im terrible at most games
(16:16:47) <pachi> could you code a bot that played better bw than you
(16:16:58) <@R1CH> most likely


Hum does that mean r1ch is really bad at playing a game or really good at making bots
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  Carnac   Germany. March 17 2010 05:42. Posts 16369Profile Blog # 
ban is under user info
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 semantics   March 17 2010 05:56. Posts 8561
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I know r1ch was testing out opera as a new browser i wonder what he thinks of ie9 preview lol

although what i care about in a browser is mostly the stuff that happens after the preview release when they start adding in features that i'll use day to day.

http://ie.microsoft.com/testdrive/
assuming he has vista or higher
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 pubbanana   United States. March 17 2010 06:31. Posts 3050
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R1CH makes me feel like I took a lot of wrong turns in life.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
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 Jumperer   Poland. March 17 2010 08:29. Posts 1116
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Why can't we have R1CH tracks down Bin Laden or something?
A champion is someone who gets up when he can't.
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 aznwolfstein   United States. March 17 2010 10:40. Posts 35
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Random question. Are Mousepad and R1CH one in the same? I remember mousepad when I was much younger.
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 Southlight   United States. March 19 2010 03:30. Posts 9999
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Maybe it's the deadpan, ho-hum way he said it, but


On March 19 2010 03:18 R1CH wrote:
I added an [audio] tag to the TL bbcode, you can use it to embed Ogg Vorbis files for HTML5 compatible browsers, use it just like the [img] tag.


from the thread here about the "day that BW died" song made me laugh.
oraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
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 One Page Memory   Bulgaria. March 19 2010 05:08. Posts 2140
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[image loading]


Taken from here:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=109597&currentpage=2

Thanks for everything R1CH!
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  GTR   March 27 2010 09:08. Posts 39107Profile Blog # 
R1CH is mortal.

[11:08] < @R1CH > lol
[11:08] < @R1CH > im an idiot
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 Zona   March 27 2010 12:19. Posts 40425
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On March 27 2010 09:08 GTR wrote:
R1CH is mortal.

[11:08] < @R1CH > lol
[11:08] < @R1CH > im an idiot

What's the context for this?
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
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 Not_Computer   Canada. March 27 2010 13:11. Posts 2076
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lol wow R1CH is amazing, this thread is just mindblowingly cool and hilarious
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 yes9111   United States. April 17 2010 12:18. Posts 420
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haha What a beast R1CH. I remember when IRC wasn't working during TSL and complained about it in the support thread. Didn't expect much but it was working the next day!
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  thedeadhaji   April 17 2010 16:29. Posts 23317Profile Blog # 
haha read all of the op!
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  Chill   Canada. May 07 2010 03:19. Posts 25255Profile Blog # 
[12:15] < @R1CH > i optimized the shit out of TL over the last few months
[12:15] < @R1CH > without it im sure the flood of beta shit would be like how TL was during TSL 1 casts
[12:15] < @R1CH > i almost want to undo it
[12:15] < @R1CH > just so people stop flooding stupid shit
[12:16] < @R1CH > we really need to implement that posts per day for new users thing
[12:16] < @The-Winner > or a bot which bans shitty posters
[12:17] < @R1CH > i tried that
[12:17] < @R1CH > it classified everyone as a shitty poster
[12:17] < @R1CH > its like santa from futurama
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=275302&currentpage=225#4490
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  Hot_Bid       Administrator       May 07 2010 03:28.Profile Blog # 
Recently, every time R1CH says something technical, my response has been to immediately Google the subject and ask a highly technical question about it, usually one I completely do not understand.


[17:26] R1CH: the performance is kind of shitty so try to use it sparingly
[17:26] R1CH: mysql refuses to do an index merge
[17:26] R1CH: and i don't feel like adding a whole new index just for this feature
[17:26] R1CH: if we open it up to users though i will
[17:27] HotBid: well maybe the binary or one of the libraries linked was misconfigured or corrupt?
[17:27] HotBid: do a backtrace
[17:28] R1CH: you just googled some random mysql bug didn't you
[17:29] HotBid: ?


[22:40] R1CH: man
[22:40] R1CH: this SSD is ridiculously fast
[22:40] R1CH: it installed all the win7 updates in like 10 seconds
[22:41] Kennigit: sick, how big is it
[22:41] R1CH: 160
[22:42] HotBid: r1ch have you tried modding your SSD by replacing it with a pata hd using the same ZIF connector
[22:42] R1CH: im gonna slap you if you keep trying that
[22:42] HotBid: ?
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 Oracle   Canada. May 07 2010 03:40. Posts 411
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On May 07 2010 03:28 Hot_Bid wrote:
Recently, every time R1CH says something technical, my response has been to immediately Google the subject and ask a highly technical question about it, usually one I completely do not understand.


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hahahaha that's hillarious
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  FonzeXD   United States. May 07 2010 03:43. Posts 220Profile Blog # 
r1ch seems like an over-grown script kiddie.. a Neo.

Anyways, it's still cooler than everyone. Lots of respect to the smart man.
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 Wineandbread   United States. May 07 2010 04:12. Posts 176
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Dang son I have a new idol

Yes, I am glad he is on the side of "Light"
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 ltiy   May 07 2010 04:30. Posts 107
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On May 07 2010 03:19 Chill wrote:
[12:15] < @R1CH > i optimized the shit out of TL over the last few months
[12:15] < @R1CH > without it im sure the flood of beta shit would be like how TL was during TSL 1 casts
[12:15] < @R1CH > i almost want to undo it
[12:15] < @R1CH > just so people stop flooding stupid shit
[12:16] < @R1CH > we really need to implement that posts per day for new users thing
[12:16] < @The-Winner > or a bot which bans shitty posters
[12:17] < @R1CH > i tried that
[12:17] < @R1CH > it classified everyone as a shitty poster
[12:17] < @R1CH > its like santa from futurama



Turn this bot on next Christmas season. Would be hilarious
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 goswser   United States. May 07 2010 04:42. Posts 3426
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lol this is hilarious didn't know r1ch was such a baller
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 mel_ee   May 07 2010 04:44. Posts 2338
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hahah wow thats gold.

I love the single question mark "?" ..
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 M155_G33k   United States. May 07 2010 04:49. Posts 469
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On March 17 2010 00:55 ffswowsucks wrote:
r1ch is like Big Bang Theory's sheldon.


haha I can see that from these quotes though I've never actually talked to him.

Recently, every time R1CH says something technical, my response has been to immediately Google the subject and ask a highly technical question about it, usually one I completely do not understand.
+ Show Spoiler ++ Show Spoiler +



Funny as hell hahaha The "im gonna slap you if you keep trying that" really reminds me of Sheldon just a lill more violent then him haha
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 FiBsTeR   United States. May 07 2010 05:16. Posts 402
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On May 07 2010 04:44 mel_ee wrote:
I love the single question mark "?" ..


Bahahaha this
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 Skeggaba   Korea (South). May 07 2010 06:39. Posts 1509
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Haha hotbid that was hilarious!
Please keep em coming, love this blog!
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 allowicious   United States. May 07 2010 07:53. Posts 972
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Haha, this is my first time seeing this thread, although I've known of R1CH for quite some time.

Just curious, does anyone know where he went for undergrad/grad school? Or what he does for a living outside of TL?
lalalalala~~~
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  flamewheel   HANG KANG. May 07 2010 08:17. Posts 21518Profile Blog # 
Lol I just reread this stuff.
R1CH is a boss.
Yeah.
Clouds are making way for me.
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 Alegzandur   Philippines. May 07 2010 08:29. Posts 52
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God this is so funny, I love HotBid's conversations with him XD
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 Ghardo   Germany. May 07 2010 09:04. Posts 1638
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On February 06 2010 08:27 Hot_Bid wrote:
Recently, every time R1CH says something technical, my response has been to immediately Google the subject and ask a highly technical question about it, usually one I completely do not understand.


Show nested quote +



Show nested quote +





<3 you

(and r1ch of course!)
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 semantics   May 07 2010 09:21. Posts 8561
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On February 06 2010 08:27 Hot_Bid wrote:
Recently, every time R1CH says something technical, my response has been to immediately Google the subject and ask a highly technical question about it, usually one I completely do not understand.


Show nested quote +



Show nested quote +




1st one i don't know much about but as a hardware modder and long time nut the 2nd one is just huge amounts of jibberish lol why you trolling him. <3

Also 160gig ssd must have cost him his left nut.
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 Shizuru~   Malaysia. May 07 2010 09:30. Posts 1627
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On May 07 2010 03:28 Hot_Bid wrote:
Recently, every time R1CH says something technical, my response has been to immediately Google the subject and ask a highly technical question about it, usually one I completely do not understand.


Show nested quote +



Show nested quote +




LOL!

god bless the TL.net wizard!
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 Kezzer   United States. May 07 2010 10:16. Posts 1260
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On May 07 2010 09:21 semantics wrote:

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1st one i don't know much about but as a hardware modder and long time nut the 2nd one is just huge amounts of jibberish lol why you trolling him. <3

Also 160gig ssd must have cost him his left nut.


How big is an average priced ssd?
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 semantics   May 07 2010 12:00. Posts 8561
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On May 07 2010 10:16 BDF92 wrote:

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How big is an average priced ssd?


I'd say the common sold ones are 32 or 64 a 160gig would probably be upwards of 400-500 dollars even for a cheap one. the only worth while mod that i could think of off the top of my head to it would be to change it's controller and cache memory which may not be possible as it depends if it's electrically the same as the stock set up if you even have hopes of doing such a hardcore mod this also assumes it will be possible to implement the same firmware or w.e on the ssd.
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 konadora  *   Singapore. May 07 2010 12:55. Posts 44546
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why is R1CH so awesome
OPPAI GUNDAM STYLE
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 n.DieJokes   United States. August 17 2010 12:03. Posts 3272
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lol, I knew this thread was amazing but I didn't know it had updates. Must be bumped, newer posters you're welcome
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 LuckyFool   United States. August 17 2010 12:17. Posts 8290
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I'm sure there have been more R1CH quotes since the last update.
@LuckyFool88
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 YejinYejin   United States. August 17 2010 12:17. Posts 1039
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Lol, my favorite is still MoC's "universe shooting you" analogy. XD

R1CH is too good
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 Gatsbi   United States. August 17 2010 12:22. Posts 1130
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the analogy one was incredible, this is so awesome.. more updates plz
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 Pyrrhuloxia   United States. August 17 2010 13:50. Posts 6532
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R1CH ftw.
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 SwEEt[TearS]   Canada. August 17 2010 15:39. Posts 1563
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lol hotbid
the googling random question part is pure genius
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  Hyde   Australia. August 17 2010 16:16. Posts 13824Profile Blog # 
Is "speaking to R1CH" and "Banning everyone" new? (Those are effing funny) I don't remember that since I last read this thread. Either way reading this thread is always hilarious hahaha
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 jon arbuckle   Canada. August 17 2010 17:18. Posts 443
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"Ban Everyone" is just incredible.
Mondays
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 Ciryandor   United States. August 17 2010 17:46. Posts 3167
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Seriously, I'd like to get as deeply knowledgeable about a single field as R1CH does with computing.
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 blue_arrow   August 17 2010 18:44. Posts 1971
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more quotes plz
stuffs hilarious
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 Loanshark   China. August 17 2010 18:52. Posts 1715
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R1CH fucking pro.
No dough, no go.
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 1a2a3aPro   Canada. August 17 2010 21:48. Posts 181
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As an IT guy nearly done his comp sci degree at University...

This blog post is win. Thank you =D
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 Piski   Finland. August 18 2010 00:59. Posts 3460
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This stuff is pure gold :D I always have thought I'm pretty good with computers but R1CH is my new hero
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 GreatFall   United States. August 18 2010 06:24. Posts 1061
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Amazing, my favorite part was: I tried but it labelled everyone as a crappy poster!
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 Rinrun   Canada. August 18 2010 11:32. Posts 3486
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One thing comes to mind after reading it all: Pro at life.
The Futurama Santa reference was the one that took the cake.
MBC/Liquid/TSM for now, and for always.
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 Raelcun   United States. August 18 2010 12:48. Posts 3574
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nice bump this thread is amazing
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 Cofo   United States. August 18 2010 13:00. Posts 1383
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Thanks for bumping this, I missed it the first time. Absolutely hilarious, especially the googling random words part!
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 nayumi   Vietnam. August 18 2010 13:17. Posts 4692
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I love the Hot_bid's random googles part ... so much win seriously ...
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 bluefuzz   United States. August 18 2010 14:47. Posts 112
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Is that mouspads diablo maphack I see running? Quotes are too funny, keep them coming!
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 DarthThienAn   United States. August 19 2010 16:06. Posts 2670
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R1CH is my new role model =o.
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  Hyde   Australia. August 19 2010 16:42. Posts 13824Profile Blog # 
R1CH doesn't have his cool icon anymore
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 rockon1215   United States. August 19 2010 16:52. Posts 590
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I understood a little bit of it, but fuck. That guy is a wizard
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 GolemMadness   Canada. September 14 2010 16:37. Posts 4906
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Is this the same R1CH as from Quake 2/Gloom?
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 meeple   Canada. September 14 2010 16:50. Posts 10207
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On August 19 2010 16:42 Hyde wrote:
R1CH doesn't have his cool icon anymore


Yeah I really wish he got it back.. it was pretty friggin awesome... also I don't think his post count shows up anymore...
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  Divinek   Canada. September 14 2010 16:56. Posts 4016Profile Blog # 
admins dont have visible post counts so no they dont

well they do in their profiles but not when they post yeah
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Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
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 kOre   Canada. September 15 2010 17:09. Posts 3617
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Just found out about this from the TL changelog.


R1CH

Added "Upload Image" feature to the post / reply box. Large images will be correctly resized to fit the TL layout and linked to the full size image. Thanks to imgur.com for image hosting!


Can't stress how much easier this makes uploading images on to TL :D Wizard strikes again!
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 Plaaguu   United States. September 15 2010 18:20. Posts 405
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Hahahaha I love this thread. I kept on laughing throughout the first post XD
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 besiger   Croatia. September 15 2010 19:59. Posts 2440
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good bump, I totally missed this first time around and it was amazing, thanks for all the amazing work R1CH
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 kOre   Canada. September 15 2010 20:15. Posts 3617
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I just read the ones where HotBit Googles random things hahaha
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  Happy.fairytail   United States. September 15 2010 22:29. Posts 327Profile Blog # 
wow never knew this about R1CH ... what a god damn hero
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 Crais   Canada. September 16 2010 01:31. Posts 2089
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Awesome bump
RIP MBC Game Hero
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 Durak   Canada. September 16 2010 01:41. Posts 3221
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On May 07 2010 03:28 Hot_Bid wrote:
Recently, every time R1CH says something technical, my response has been to immediately Google the subject and ask a highly technical question about it, usually one I completely do not understand.


Show nested quote +



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I was laughing so hard at this. Everyone in the computer lab was wondering what was up.

HotBid and R1CH are awesome in completely different ways and yet work so well together. You guys should start back up the weekly TL podcast but have it as R1CH and HotBid discussing site changes. Sorry Chill
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 Grettin   September 16 2010 01:54. Posts 20553
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On September 15 2010 22:29 Happy.fairytail wrote:
wow never knew this about R1CH ... what a god damn hero


This. Seen couple of his posts before, but alot of gold in the rest of his posts.
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 FragKrag   United States. September 16 2010 02:26. Posts 11068
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[22:40] R1CH: man
[22:40] R1CH: this SSD is ridiculously fast
[22:40] R1CH: it installed all the win7 updates in like 10 seconds
[22:41] Kennigit: sick, how big is it
[22:41] R1CH: 160
[22:42] HotBid: r1ch have you tried modding your SSD by replacing it with a pata hd using the same ZIF connector
[22:42] R1CH: im gonna slap you if you keep trying that
[22:42] HotBid: ?


hahaha i never saw this before asdfasdg
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 mardi   United States. September 16 2010 04:28. Posts 1157
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On September 14 2010 16:37 GolemMadness wrote:
Is this the same R1CH as from Quake 2/Gloom?


I think so. I still use his Server Browser for Tremulous (q3 standalone mod). And... I remember he coded the server qvm for one of my favorite Tremulous Servers back in '06.
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 jamesr12   United States. September 16 2010 05:11. Posts 1546
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whoever bumped this is the man, this is the first time I have seen this, and I love it
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 Slayer91   Ireland. September 16 2010 06:39. Posts 8841
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I heard rich actually coded the matrix, but it was impractical so they just made a movie out of it.
Cognito ergo diablo.
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  Divinek   Canada. September 19 2010 19:29. Posts 4016Profile Blog # 
need more r1ch quotes for sure, ive read this like 20 times and they're all still hilarious every time

also



On September 14 2010 16:37 GolemMadness wrote:
Is this the same R1CH as from Quake 2/Gloom?



yes
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Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
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 kOre   Canada. September 19 2010 19:31. Posts 3617
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lol Hotbid the PNG Scrub
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 Mavkar   Germany. September 21 2010 20:54. Posts 541
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Gets even funnier every time. I don't have any clue about programming so I can relate to HotBid in this case.
I'm shy and reserved, even on the internet.
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 illu   Canada. October 04 2010 11:08. Posts 2531
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His reply on my blog about taking GRE:



On October 04 2010 11:04 R1CH wrote:
Am I the only one who thought this was about Generic Routing Encapsulation?


:D:D:D:D

hahahaha~~
:]
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 Impervious   Canada. October 04 2010 12:08. Posts 3474
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 kOre   Canada. October 04 2010 12:12. Posts 3617
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lol india spam ... 환셈장민!
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 Chronopolis   Canada. October 04 2010 13:05. Posts 1387
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100% respect for this guy.
You see, it's a siege tank that shoots force fields.
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 Meapak_Ziphh   United States. October 04 2010 15:09. Posts 4151
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Why doesn't r1ch just take over the world and be done with it? TL is really lucky to have someone like r1ch around.
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 writer22816   China. October 04 2010 19:50. Posts 4772
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This blog is so good, partly because of R1CH but also partly because Hot_Bid is less than average at computers. Seriously, PNG scrub?
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
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  GTR   October 04 2010 20:06. Posts 39107Profile Blog # 

On October 04 2010 12:12 kOre wrote:
lol india spam ... 환셈장민!


korean captcha interesting concept lol
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 Zona   October 07 2010 05:07. Posts 40425
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I'm glad this is still being updated.
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  GTR   October 07 2010 15:06. Posts 39107Profile Blog # 
R1CH smuggling drugs in his computer?


[16:51] < @R1CH > true story
[16:52] < @R1CH > fucking tsa wrecked half my pc
[16:52] < @R1CH > my mouse is uneven due to bite marks
[16:52] < @R1CH > my hdd has no sata connector
[16:52] < @R1CH > my video card is falling apart
[16:53] < @R1CH > and i think one of the dogs shat on my mouse too
[16:53] < @R1CH > since its very brown
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 kOre   Canada. October 07 2010 16:04. Posts 3617
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What the ... ? lol, pardon my sounding like an idiot but what's a TSA? A dog?
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 mOnion   United States. October 07 2010 16:05. Posts 4941
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On October 07 2010 16:04 kOre wrote:
What the ... ? lol, pardon my sounding like an idiot but what's a TSA? A dog?


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 RedLuck   Canada. October 07 2010 16:49. Posts 250
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oh man some of these quotes are amazing, had me laughing for quite a while!

thanks for the post / bump!
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 Subversion   South Africa. October 07 2010 16:56. Posts 3619
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lol thanks for the bump, 1st time seeing this.

R1CH is such a pc god, he's so awesome.

<3 r1ch
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 Sabu113   United States. October 07 2010 17:41. Posts 6253
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Bwhaha. Thanks for the bump. It's always fun to read TL lore.

I didn't understand half that stuff and it was still funny.
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 Gene   United States. October 08 2010 02:46. Posts 4880
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omg i am so glad this was bumped, I dont know how i missed it. I need to pay more attention to blogs.

I LOL'd the hardest at HB's googling random shit and ending with "?" and "r1ch made bad r1ch fix now" LOOOOOL.
-Brian
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  Manifesto7   Osaka. October 08 2010 08:10. Posts 24990Profile Blog # 
Not a quote but a story of sorts...

[image loading]
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 tonight   United States. October 08 2010 08:26. Posts 6466
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Good lord that man works magic.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
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 Diamond   United States. October 08 2010 08:36. Posts 9014
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Lol Mani, very touching story! R1CH ftw!
Check out ESV TV at http://www.esvtv.com ****** TaeJa, he's pretty good.
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 Impervious   Canada. October 08 2010 08:41. Posts 3474
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I am in awe.
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 Versita   Canada. October 08 2010 11:00. Posts 962
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such incredible wizardry
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 Zhek   Canada. October 08 2010 11:40. Posts 326
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R1CH is really Harry Potter.
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 Spartan   United States. October 08 2010 15:11. Posts 2028
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Haha, the Hot_Bid@R1CH technical questions are hilarious.
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 kOre   Canada. October 08 2010 15:24. Posts 3617
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lol 1 minute after ... holy crap, lighting speed technical support
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 Ciryandor   United States. October 08 2010 16:47. Posts 3167
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Support is ON... NO they're HERE~!
IU Y SO GOOD - Captain err I mean COACH HYUK!
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 Noital   Poland. October 25 2010 22:27. Posts 27
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I believe R1CH has now an even better goal - he will fix a bug one minute before it was reported
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  tofucake   United States. October 26 2010 00:42. Posts 11471Profile Blog # 
With my inside sources I've managed to dig up the real story behind Mani's...

+ Show Spoiler +
Last edit: 2010-11-04 07:22:22
kwark > i will mentor you if you wish, but i'm like the absent drunk father you never wanted
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 GGTeMpLaR   United States. November 04 2010 07:00. Posts 3850
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r1ch is amazing lol
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 Necosarius   Sweden. November 04 2010 07:41. Posts 3487
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Can't watch
20090211~MSL Forever~Brood War for Life~gg no re~RIP Violet <3
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 Belano   Sweden. November 04 2010 07:57. Posts 630
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Just read some of the new ones, priceless.
Bring back 1 supply roaches.
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 uglymoose89   United States. November 04 2010 08:01. Posts 671
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Is R1ch a genius? Seriously the guy works at a different level from us mortals.
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  tofucake   United States. November 04 2010 08:07. Posts 11471Profile Blog # 
Aw my super awesome image got DMCA'd by TL*. That's quite unfortunate.

*I'm making this part up. It may or may not** be based on total fiction, and is only present as a source of humor and bears absolutely no resemblance to reality and/or fact***.
**Totally not****
**efinitely does
****Fiction
kwark > i will mentor you if you wish, but i'm like the absent drunk father you never wanted
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 Slayer91   Ireland. November 04 2010 09:18. Posts 8841
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LOL
Viruses? Son, I load up my quake 2 mod and if I see anything fishy I circle strafe machine gun that shit ez gg no re. (Unless it automatically gets taken down by other programs such as MSN)
Last edit: 2010-11-04 17:59:09
Cognito ergo diablo.
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  flamewheel   HANG KANG. November 04 2010 15:41. Posts 21518Profile Blog # 
The Wiz for the winnnnnnnn
Clouds are making way for me.
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 fearus   China. November 04 2010 16:01. Posts 2104
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Wonder whats r1ch's day job.
bisu fanboy
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 madnessman   Singapore. November 04 2010 16:17. Posts 1564
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holy shit i want the r1ch quake mod. you get to literally shot down viruses!
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 Zona   November 04 2010 20:27. Posts 40425
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omg, a map that interacts with your running processes??

and firefox using more memory...haha
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 101TFP   November 04 2010 22:05. Posts 420
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On October 08 2010 08:10 Manifesto7 wrote:
Not a quote but a story of sorts...

[image loading]





image isn't loading. if you replace the rich with r1ch in the link, it shows up:
+ Show Spoiler +
People get what they get, this has nothing to do with what they deserve.
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 zoOv   Australia. November 04 2010 22:09. Posts 269
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Didn't know about this thread, just read the OP.

Epic.

Fell off my chair too many times.
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 Impervious   Canada. November 04 2010 22:22. Posts 3474
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Lol. Quake 2 mod. Brilliant!

Fraps it plz?
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 OpticalShot   Canada. November 05 2010 13:40. Posts 5929
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I came here from the "Ask TL Staff Anything" thread.
This is epic.
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  tofucake   United States. November 11 2010 07:32. Posts 11471Profile Blog # 
[17:29] R1CH can you reprogram the teamliquid forum so that the default is that large pictures are automatically resized, and not the other way around
[17:29] <@R1CH> i'd rather reprogram the users so they resize images before posting them
kwark > i will mentor you if you wish, but i'm like the absent drunk father you never wanted
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 Kleinmuuhg   Vanuatu. November 16 2010 01:52. Posts 1837
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Heimatloser was just temp banned for 2 days by JWD.

That account was created on 2009-03-11 02:40:15 and had 583 posts.

Reason:
On November 15 2010 07:57 Heimatloser wrote:
so is it real that idra is short for idiot-rage?

- Hide Spoiler -
joking, dont ban me
- Hide Spoiler -
i know you do that these days
- Hide Spoiler -
but please dont do it to me

Yesterday R1CH implemented some code that displays all instances of "don't ban me" as "BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME" to moderators.

Thanks R1CH


Quoting a famous person doesn't make you famous.
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 imPERSONater   United States. November 16 2010 02:26. Posts 1323
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haha, R1CH is a baller. Favorite part was HotBid googling questions just to tease R1CH :D
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 LittLeD   Sweden. November 16 2010 02:28. Posts 7411
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This has to be the most amazing OP I've ever read.
R1CH is a god among men.
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 s.a.y   Croatia. November 16 2010 23:04. Posts 3583
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Lol, just read the new ones with Hot_Bid trying to pull random shit and ask R1CH, i loled IRL
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 hifriend   Sweden. November 16 2010 23:29. Posts 5965
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lmao r1ch is so awesome. Great bump.
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  Hyde   Australia. November 16 2010 23:38. Posts 13824Profile Blog # 
The latest three are brilliant haha love it
More please!
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 Trizz   Netherlands. November 17 2010 00:14. Posts 1147
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"Whats a PNG scrub?"
Hahaha <3
nope
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 BLINKOFF   United States. December 23 2010 03:04. Posts 79
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[image loading]

I'm sooo gonna pm this to him.
Starcraft isn't a game, its a religion.
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 Zona   December 23 2010 17:37. Posts 40425
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^ he was the one to provide that screen (without the extra text, ofc)...it's even in the OP
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
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 StorrZerg   United States. December 23 2010 17:40. Posts 8998
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On November 04 2010 16:01 fearus wrote:
Wonder whats r1ch's day job.

he works for tl
Coach/ Manager for Team Fin Follow me on twitter@StorrZerg
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 emperorchampion   Canada. December 23 2010 18:32. Posts 4138
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Is there any way we will ever see that Q2 mod? I wanna try it
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 VTArlock   United States. December 23 2010 22:08. Posts 1746
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I love this thread more than sushi...Updated PLEASE! I need more
VT R.I.P.
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  tofucake   United States. February 13 2011 04:22. Posts 11471Profile Blog # 
<@tofucake> r1ch: Unknown column 'passm' in 'field list'
<+R1CH> comma key why you so close to m

I chuckled a little
kwark > i will mentor you if you wish, but i'm like the absent drunk father you never wanted
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 Neo7   United States. March 14 2011 08:31. Posts 888
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R1CH is too awesome for my computer to handle so it censored itself:

[image loading]
It takes an idiot to do cool things.
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 Cedstick   Canada. March 14 2011 09:52. Posts 2568
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MasterOfChaos: somebody you are talking to disappears mid sentence, and the universe shoots you
MasterOfChaos: because you talked to somebody who wasn't there
MasterOfChaos: and R1CH forgot the bullet proof helmet
R1CH: thats surprisingly accurate

Still one of my favourite quotes.
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
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 pinenamu   United States. March 14 2011 13:53. Posts 768
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LOL I can't believe i missed this before. This made my day! Thanks for the quotes.
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  SecondChance   Australia. March 14 2011 15:46. Posts 603Profile # 
Win.

User was warned for this post
I see the want to in your eyes.
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 Valckrie   United Kingdom. March 14 2011 18:48. Posts 530
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Epic.

User was warned for this post
Fear is a 4 letter word. Why be afraid?
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 Wala.Revolution   Liechtenstein. March 14 2011 18:57. Posts 6040
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As much as I agree with you guys that these quotes are epic win, one-liners (nevermind one word) comments are frowned upon here.
Stuck.
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 nosliw   United States. March 15 2011 02:33. Posts 1826
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I thought there was a new quote... but I was disappointed.
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 GoDLy MD   United Kingdom. March 15 2011 03:00. Posts 211
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simply amazing, how does he know so much tech stuff? Is it all self taught, or degree based or what?
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 Craton   United States. March 15 2011 03:32. Posts 10182
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On March 15 2011 03:00 GoDLy MD wrote:
simply amazing, how does he know so much tech stuff? Is it all self taught, or degree based or what?

http://www.r1ch.net/me/about/

He has a website.
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 HollowLord   United States. March 15 2011 03:35. Posts 3649
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"I don't get viruses" is still the best one.
Last edit: 2011-03-15 03:36:05
I have no idea what I'm talking about.
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 OverZero   United States. March 15 2011 06:35. Posts 271
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I love the whole conversation about virus protection! Especially the Quake Mod!!
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 Latham   March 15 2011 08:17. Posts 4521
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R1CH is incredible. He is probably my favourite person on TL. This blog provides all the reasons I'd ever need for such a statement.
My personal favourite is the anti-aliasing thing. Had me in stitches for a good 5 minutes after reading it.

edit: we need more quotes from R1CH injected into Pony Tales! Do it =D
Last edit: 2011-03-15 08:23:19
Metal's not the Devil's work, it's magical and rad!
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 BrownBear   United States. March 15 2011 15:14. Posts 2702
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R1CH is actually one of the inspirations behind my CS degree. I can only hope that some day I'm a tenth of the wizard he is.
Is the Machine ready?
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 Char711   United States. March 15 2011 15:33. Posts 862
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This is one of the greatest things I've read all day. I don't understand how it's possible for every single person at TL to be awesome. I think we're about to cause a rip in the time-space continuum.
"If you can chill, chill." -Liquid`Tyler "Special tactics." -White-Ra
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 writer22816   China. March 26 2011 19:55. Posts 4772
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Link to the quake 2 mod?
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
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  Z3kk   April 04 2011 11:09. Posts 4097Profile Blog # 
This is totally random, and I know nothing about CS, but I arbitrarily looked at the bottom of the two different "second connections" (in "why isn't this working"), and I think the difference between the two is that:

The first's (which is broken) "second connection" ends with:
$D...L..........]..^.I.....`......
..^.I.N..un'
.k......k



while the second's (which is working) "second connection" ends with:
$D...M..........]...
I.....z......&...


I don't know why...I just checked and although everything else hurts my head, I noticed that the two end differently for some reason O_O; ._.
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
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 Cedstick   Canada. April 04 2011 12:11. Posts 2568
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"I strive to achieve 99.999% robustness while maintaining stupidly fast speeds (I get annoyed when my pages take more than 8ms to generate)."

Stupidly fast speeds: the pinnacle of excellence.
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
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 shinjin   United States. April 04 2011 13:13. Posts 398
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LOL i dont know how i missed this before...this blog made me laugh so many times
ahahaha oh god im a CS major andi have no clue what is going on sigh
give it one more try because the best things in life dont come free.
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  Milkis   April 26 2011 13:23. Posts 4777Profile Blog # 
[23:13:03] <R1CH> why the fuck are the LP coins breaking the menu bar
[23:13:06] <R1CH> this makes no sense
[23:13:12] <R1CH> how is that even related

..some comments later

[23:20:56] <R1CH> there we go
[23:21:00] <R1CH> now we can have coins AND a menu bar!
[23:21:08] <R1CH> technology continues to amaze me
[23:21:09] <Hcorp> hooray!
[23:21:11] <micronesia> why were coins messing it up
[23:21:30] <R1CH> nginx cached the fd info of the css file since it was not atomically updated and thus truncated the response
[23:21:54] <Hcorp> please tell me you meant automatically
[23:21:56] <Hcorp> and not atomically
[23:22:00] <AresEffort> technology amazes r1ch? i wonder what it does to us lol
[23:22:01] <Hcorp> because otherwise what the fuck man
[23:22:17] <R1CH> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linearizability#High-level_atomic_operations
[23:22:26] <Hcorp> oh god
[23:22:33] <Hcorp> keep that shit away from me
[23:22:45] <pawem> the influence of HB is too strong on r1ch now
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 Latrommi   United States. April 26 2011 13:34. Posts 216
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Effort put it best: "technology amazes r1ch? i wonder what it does to us lol" Well, at least R1CH is the one with the magical hat :D
Possibly the best thread ever http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=232912&currentpage=All
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 kOre   Canada. April 26 2011 13:39. Posts 3617
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[23:13:03] <R1CH> why the fuck are the LP coins breaking the menu bar
[23:20:56] <R1CH> there we go

7 minutes and 53 seconds later everything is fixed lol

[23:21:30] <R1CH> nginx cached the fd info of the css file since it was not atomically updated and thus truncated the response

What ... ? lol
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 Node   United States. April 26 2011 15:08. Posts 1812
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Man, every time this thread gets bumped I have a few belly laughs reading through everything again. R1CH is a hero.
whole lies with a half smile
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 Crazyeyes   Canada. April 26 2011 17:36. Posts 1329
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On April 04 2011 13:13 shinjin wrote:

ahahaha oh god im a CS major andi have no clue what is going on sigh

Me too man, me too.
The worst part is...
I dont think I ever will.

HotBid really needs to update the OP. Theres a whole bunnch of new material.
Last edit: 2011-04-26 17:39:26
WeeEEeeEEEeeEEEeeeEEee!!
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 Mahs   Netherlands. April 27 2011 02:06. Posts 171
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Haha, so many awesome quotes in there. Would love an update
I'll be in my bunk.
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 Loser777   April 27 2011 13:34. Posts 1838
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R1CH totally needs a livestream so people can watch him in action.
6581
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 Ephemerality   United States. April 27 2011 15:31. Posts 145
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[20:42] * R1CH was kicked by Q (Banned.)
"No one goes mad quicker than a totally sane person." -Terry Pratchett
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 Ephemerality   United States. April 27 2011 15:32. Posts 145
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On April 27 2011 15:31 Ephemerality wrote:
[20:42] * pawchi sets mode: -bbb+b *!*@myla.users.quakenet.org *!*@alara.users.quakenet.org *!*kkkk@*.users.quakenet.org *!*@*.users.quakenet.org
[20:42] * R1CH was kicked by Q (Banned.)


Sorry... I meant to edit the post in order to provide some background info so that the post would make sense. Please delete one post.
Last edit: 2011-04-27 15:33:30
"No one goes mad quicker than a totally sane person." -Terry Pratchett
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  Waxangel   United States. April 29 2011 01:52. Posts 19154Profile Blog # 
updated D:
Hey HP can you redo everything youve ever done because i have a small complaint?
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 mrgerry   United States. April 29 2011 02:42. Posts 1074
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lol hotbid ones are awesome
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 Ian Ian Ian   April 29 2011 02:47. Posts 863
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On April 29 2011 01:52 Waxangel wrote:
updated D:


No it wasnt? :s
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 Geovu   Canada. April 29 2011 02:48. Posts 1344
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atomically updated wtf man now I'm scared
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 Rampager   Australia. May 01 2011 21:01. Posts 907
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Hahahaha all these quotes are amazing. R1CH <3
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 Aylear   Norway. May 03 2011 22:16. Posts 1891
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This is still my favourite thread on TeamLiquid.

Can I just get root access to http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/R1CH/, please?
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 Kleinmuuhg   Vanuatu. May 19 2011 18:06. Posts 1837
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On May 03 2011 22:16 Aylear wrote:
This is still my favourite thread on TeamLiquid.

Can I just get root access to http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/R1CH/, please?

What is up with that Billy Maze video xD
Quoting a famous person doesn't make you famous.
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 lynx.oblige   Sierra Leone. May 20 2011 01:59. Posts 2027
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Holy god this thread is amazing.
Everyone needs a nemesis.
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 Tablespoon   Norway. May 20 2011 04:58. Posts 220
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Quite possibly one of the best threads on TL. Amazing.
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 EsX_Raptor   United States. May 20 2011 06:23. Posts 2684
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I laughed my ass off at the universe analogy.
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 emucxg   Finland. May 20 2011 07:16. Posts 3616
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Before hob_bit met R1CH
+ Show Spoiler +

After hot_bit met R1CH
+ Show Spoiler +
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 Zim23   United States. May 20 2011 07:18. Posts 1623
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On May 20 2011 07:16 emucxg wrote:
Before hob_bit met R1CH
+ Show Spoiler +

After hot_bit met R1CH
+ Show Spoiler +

That's pretty goddamn hilarious.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
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 Kfish   Chile. May 20 2011 07:56. Posts 266
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R1Ch is my new hero, this thread just made my day! I wish I knew as much as this guy does!
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 iSometric   China. May 20 2011 08:45. Posts 1956
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lolfuturamareference.
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 Zona   May 20 2011 11:41. Posts 40425
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Hot_Bid lost a long post he was making on TL. Recovered it by ripping out of his RAM with a debugger. #LikeABoss 5:27 PM May 10th via web


Oh my...

And WTF is http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/hot.php?
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
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  Harem   United States. May 20 2011 12:45. Posts 9351Profile # 
It shows what threads have had a lot of activity lately.
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  GTR   May 24 2011 22:47. Posts 39107Profile Blog # 

Ichiro's agent Tony Attanasio described his client's status: "When you mail Ichiro something from the States, you only have to use that name on the address and he gets it [in Japan]. He's that big."


When you mail R1CH something from anywhere in the world, you only have to use his name on the address and he gets it. He's that big.

[23:44] <@R1CH> i have a package addressed to "Rich Wizard"
Last edit: 2011-05-24 22:54:37
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 cyberspace   Canada. May 25 2011 02:10. Posts 759
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On May 20 2011 07:16 emucxg wrote:
Before hob_bit met R1CH
+ Show Spoiler +

After hot_bit met R1CH
+ Show Spoiler +


HAHAHA, that made me fall out of my chair laughing.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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 EchoZ   China. May 25 2011 02:21. Posts 3157
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R1CH is the architect from Matrix, he just doesn't know it yet.
Dear Sixsmith...
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 gogogadgetflow   United States. May 25 2011 04:02. Posts 2583
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Just curious, why have I never heard of this:

http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/R1CH/NydusNetwork/
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 Jetaap   France. May 25 2011 06:20. Posts 2450
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NydusNetwork is pretty convenient , is it ok to use it or is it meant to be staff only?
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 Nuttyguy   United Kingdom. May 25 2011 08:25. Posts 967
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On May 25 2011 06:20 Jetaap wrote:
NydusNetwork is pretty convenient , is it ok to use it or is it meant to be staff only?

probably anyone, since anything staff restricted is actually staff restricted.
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 zeru   Sweden. May 25 2011 08:39. Posts 5852
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On May 25 2011 04:02 gogogadgetflow wrote:
Just curious, why have I never heard of this:

http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/R1CH/NydusNetwork/

Holy crap thats awesome. Is this some in development thing or why haven't i seen this before.
송지은
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 MaxField   Japan. May 25 2011 08:49. Posts 2133
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R1CH is just a true man of awesome, those quotes (the ones i could understand) were so funny, haha
"Rev. Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A." "Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
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 paper   May 25 2011 08:55. Posts 10723
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On May 25 2011 08:39 zeru wrote:

Show nested quote +


Holy crap thats awesome. Is this some in development thing or why haven't i seen this before.


http://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/h1wgg/hi_rstarcraft_i_made_warp_prism_to_help_me_watch/c1rzqk7
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 Kleinmuuhg   Vanuatu. May 26 2011 00:01. Posts 1837
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On May 25 2011 08:55 paper wrote:

Show nested quote +



http://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/h1wgg/hi_rstarcraft_i_made_warp_prism_to_help_me_watch/c1rzqk7

postet by a guy called notR1CH are you serious? :D
Last edit: 2011-05-26 00:02:12
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 Holgerius   Sweden. May 26 2011 00:27. Posts 16798
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Laughed so hard at this, dunno why I haven't read this thread before.

<3 R1CH!
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
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 meep   United States. May 30 2011 14:36. Posts 1684
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I read all of this. Bookmarked, hilarious.
閑静 しずか ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (ノ・_・)ノ
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  Z3kk   May 30 2011 14:46. Posts 4097Profile Blog # 

On May 25 2011 02:10 Cyberspace1 wrote:

Show nested quote +



HAHAHA, that made me fall out of my chair laughing.


ROFLCOPTER HOLY CRAP

Ahahahaha that took me completely by surprise even though I was expecting something! pffffftttt
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 Craton   United States. May 30 2011 15:02. Posts 10182
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Speaking of which...

Now that R1ch works at TL HQ, does he have more than 1 monitor?
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 imPERSONater   United States. May 30 2011 15:20. Posts 1323
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On May 20 2011 07:16 emucxg wrote:
Before hob_bit met R1CH
+ Show Spoiler +

After hot_bit met R1CH
+ Show Spoiler +


Soooo good :D
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 .Madness   United States. June 04 2011 06:38. Posts 94
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R1CH is such a total baller.
I'm not bad, I'm just incredibly good at sucking.
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 .Madness   United States. June 05 2011 02:56. Posts 94
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"It classifies everyone as a shitty poster"
"It's like santa from futurama"
I'm not bad, I'm just incredibly good at sucking.
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 xLethargicax   United States. June 11 2011 05:38. Posts 464
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Please update this with more! This is probably the funniest thread on TL. When I first read this I was in class a year ago and I busted out laughing. <3
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 Hirmu   Finland. June 11 2011 06:51. Posts 780
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R1CH is awesome maan hotbid thanks
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  flamewheel   HANG KANG. June 11 2011 07:26. Posts 21518Profile Blog # 

On May 30 2011 15:02 Craton wrote:
Speaking of which...

Now that R1ch works at TL HQ, does he have more than 1 monitor?

Yeah he uses a second monitor now.
Clouds are making way for me.
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 57 Corvette   Canada. June 11 2011 07:32. Posts 4058
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Hot Bid, you better not use Jpegs.

PNG the way to go, better quality by a grillion.
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  xaeiu   June 11 2011 09:09. Posts 432Profile Blog # 
that's awesome!
liked the random googled quotes by hot_bid
 
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 Rasun   United States. June 11 2011 10:45. Posts 787
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I would pay to just sit in and listen to the conversations that go on on a day-to-day basis at TL headquarters. Seriously you guys need a livestream of the office online at all times.
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 Game   June 11 2011 11:49. Posts 3026
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I thoroughly enjoyed this, specifically because my brother would be R1ch, and myself you, Hot_Bid.
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 edc   United States. June 11 2011 12:30. Posts 665
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Wow, I was surprised to see that R1CH could have so much humor! Thanks for this blog post, Hot_Bid.
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 Zona   June 11 2011 16:18. Posts 40425
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On June 11 2011 10:45 Rasun wrote:
I would pay to just sit in and listen to the conversations that go on on a day-to-day basis at TL headquarters. Seriously you guys need a livestream of the office online at all times.

Might be even more lucrative than a Liquid` member stream! Seriously!

Lotsa wannabe/amateur coders out there. Plus humor.
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 Superouman   France. June 11 2011 19:56. Posts 1494
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I love how hotbid looks like a brute force guy from tv shows and understands nothing at programming :D

Just give me a gun and trolls to shoot at, stop telling me nonsense shit.
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 Warble   June 11 2011 21:25. Posts 137
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Hilarious.

And it shows just how much hard work goes on behind the scenes.
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 Engore   United States. June 24 2011 07:05. Posts 1909
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Best thread on TL by far.
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 Probe1   United States. June 24 2011 07:27. Posts 16445
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R1CH is so damn awesome I can't help but feel inferior. Damn.
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 Renzin   Australia. June 24 2011 11:40. Posts 74
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Wow R1CH is quite awesome even though I don't understand the technical speak I still get that feeling
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 MapleFractal   Canada. June 25 2011 08:56. Posts 301
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R1CH your the man, I always love coming back to this thread for a good laugh, kekeke keep those hilarious quote coming Hot_Bid ^_^
its called a Tuque damnit!
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  flamewheel   HANG KANG. September 01 2011 13:58. Posts 21518Profile Blog # 
Darn I check this periodically and there's no new quotes T_T
Clouds are making way for me.
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 Probe1   United States. September 01 2011 16:00. Posts 16445
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That's why I immediately clicked when I saw it on the first page. flamewheel I blame you.

Edit in some content:
My all time favorite (even though all of them are hilarious) is still

[15:44:29] r1ch, did you see that the gg faggots spammed the thingie [stream link] of yours?
[15:45:47] why do you think their site is down

I mean holy shit. Would you screw with R1CH? No you would not.
Last edit: 2011-09-01 16:16:44
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 KazeHydra   United States. September 01 2011 16:10. Posts 1901
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On September 01 2011 16:00 Probe1 wrote:
That's why I immediately clicked when I saw it on the first page. flamewheel I blame you.

same here. I thought for sure there was a new quote
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  jjhchsc2   Korea (South). September 01 2011 16:33. Posts 2390Profile # 
HAHAHAHA.
NEW QUOTES PLEASE!
Lee Ssang/ Lee Shin/ Kim Jung Woo/ Kim Min Chul/Jun Tae Yang/Park Soo Ho/Lee Jung Hoon/Choi Sung Hoon/ Moon Sung Won/Park Ji Soo/ Lee Ho Joon/ Jang Min Chul/ Kim Seung Chul/SaSe/IdrA/Ret Fighting! BW4Life
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 pubbanana   United States. September 01 2011 16:34. Posts 3050
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How did he end up in the Bahamas? Was he born and raised there?



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 Osmoses   Sweden. September 01 2011 19:33. Posts 2636
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Goddamnit I was decieved... You will rue this day, Flamewheel...
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
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 Hassybaby   United Kingdom. September 01 2011 21:40. Posts 8454
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Dammit flamewheel, stop raising all our hopes!
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 OpticalShot   Canada. September 01 2011 23:21. Posts 5929
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Well, at least re-reading them was fun (again). I'd love to play that R1CH-Quake2-Mod.
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 See.Blue   United States. September 02 2011 00:43. Posts 2293
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FLAME. WHEEEEEEEELLLLL

+ Show Spoiler +

Stop getting my hopes up
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 Chairman Ray   Canada. September 02 2011 01:25. Posts 7378
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Stupid flamewheel, making me think R1CH spoke something...
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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 icezar   Germany. September 18 2011 20:24. Posts 228
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special thanks to R1CH for helping TwitchTV with lag at Dreamhack!
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 blubbdavid   Switzerland. September 18 2011 21:12. Posts 2241
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Awesome. And the Fire Pony will be disappointed.
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 Whiplash   Korea (South). September 18 2011 21:36. Posts 2586
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Holy crap I can't believe I missed this post, R1CH is such a baller wizard!
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 wurm   Philippines. September 18 2011 22:03. Posts 1751
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Man, ever since Hot_Bid and R1CH moved in at TL Headquarters, we haven't had any new R1CH-isms. I can just imagine HB trolling R1CH in real life.
I know where my towel is.
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 GertHeart   United States. September 19 2011 00:32. Posts 599
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The background mech is from Cyberstorm isn't it? http://www.r1ch.net/me/

Nevermind, I think it's originally from Mech Warrior.
Last edit: 2011-09-19 00:42:18
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 Azera   Singapore. September 19 2011 01:03. Posts 3376
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OMG This is hilarious = ) HotBid needs to add more quotes...
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 XXGeneration   United States. September 19 2011 01:09. Posts 607
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R1CH, where does your wizardry come from?
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  Waxangel   United States. September 19 2011 03:52. Posts 19154Profile Blog # 
Not super great, but here's an anecdote.


WaxAngel: Hot_Bid, do you have any books you can lend me?
Hot_Bid: No, I think you read them all.
Wax: R1CH, do you have any books?

R1CH goes to his room, return with a stack of programming/computer books.

R1CH: How about this one on network security? Or this one on C?
Wax: Um, do you have any non technical books?
R1CH: Laughs
Hey HP can you redo everything youve ever done because i have a small complaint?
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 HydraLF   Hong Kong. September 19 2011 03:58. Posts 612
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Oh wow I just checked R1ch's CV, hes actually british? (And from Oxfordshire, and got B in computer science in A-Level)
Last edit: 2011-09-19 03:58:59
Sure.
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 Chairman Ray   Canada. September 19 2011 04:39. Posts 7378
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On September 19 2011 03:52 Waxangel wrote:
Not super great, but here's an anecdote.


WaxAngel: Hot_Bid, do you have any books you can lend me?
Hot_Bid: No, I think you read them all.
Wax: R1CH, do you have any books?

R1CH goes to his room, return with a stack of programming/computer books.

R1CH: How about this one on network security? Or this one on C?
Wax: Um, do you have any non technical books?
R1CH: Laughs



SO CUTE!
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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 HappyMan   United States. September 19 2011 07:04. Posts 126
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Fascinating, so R1CH is actually a brit.

So, so much of the OP makes sense now.
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 shindigs   United States. September 19 2011 07:49. Posts 4282
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I really want to play that Quake 2 mod.
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 Stijx   United States. September 19 2011 07:56. Posts 786
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I laughed so hard at these.
...and that Quake mod sounds amazing.
 
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 Latrommi   United States. September 19 2011 10:55. Posts 216
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No new quotes?
Possibly the best thread ever http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=232912&currentpage=All
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 Garnet   Vietnam. September 25 2011 19:15. Posts 7460
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Famousness Test
[18:59] HotBid: is this company famous?
[19:00] R1CH: never heard of them
[19:00] HotBid: but they have their own wiki page...
[19:00] R1CH: so does every pokemon

This made me laugh.
Life's too short to be miserable.
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 Game   September 25 2011 19:25. Posts 3026
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On September 19 2011 10:55 Latrommi wrote:
No new quotes?

Yeah.... saw this bumped and I instantly was a baby who just received candy in my head. Albeit, no new quotes, just someone bumping old quotes.

Hot_Bid, feed us more wizard hilarity please!
SC is like sex. You should play often, but never too hard. And you should only try hard when it matters.
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 pred470r   Bulgaria. September 25 2011 19:36. Posts 3129
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On September 19 2011 03:52 Waxangel wrote:
Not super great, but here's an anecdote.


WaxAngel: Hot_Bid, do you have any books you can lend me?
Hot_Bid: No, I think you read them all.
Wax: R1CH, do you have any books?

R1CH goes to his room, return with a stack of programming/computer books.

R1CH: How about this one on network security? Or this one on C?
Wax: Um, do you have any non technical books?
R1CH: Laughs


I haven't read a book about computers in my life lol.
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 EdSlyB   Portugal. September 26 2011 07:30. Posts 1620
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On February 07 2010 14:23 dhe95 wrote:

Show nested quote +


Wonder who understood?


R1CH probably voted 3 times. Yes, he can do that too.
aka Wardo
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 Turo   Canada. September 26 2011 09:22. Posts 333
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thank you for bumping this <3
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 Robinsa   Japan. September 26 2011 14:01. Posts 1320
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Theres too many good quotes in this thread. I feel like every single quote is good enough to have its own thread. Compiling it like this is just too awsome. :D
4649!!
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  zatic   Germany. September 26 2011 20:55. Posts 11729Profile Blog # 
Personal R1CH story:

I was at the TL office working on some VOD uploading code. R1CH comes over and has a look.

"Oh, so this your VOD uploader?"
"Yeah it is, what about it?"

R1CH looks at the screen for ten seconds without saying a word. Then turns around and walks away.

I felt so crushed.
I know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
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 Morfildur   Germany. September 26 2011 21:09. Posts 3489
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On September 26 2011 20:55 zatic wrote:
Personal R1CH story:

I was at the TL office working on some VOD uploading code. R1CH comes over and has a look.

"Oh, so this your VOD uploader?"
"Yeah it is, what about it?"

R1CH looks at the screen for ten seconds without saying a word. Then turns around and walks away.

I felt so crushed.


I do that with my co-workers, too, though when i say nothing it usually means: "D*mn, i couldn't find anything to complain about in this code."
Take his silence as appreciation
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 quickclickz   United States. December 28 2011 14:11. Posts 79
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R1CH's twitter:

"@nasltv Accepting credit cards over an unencrypted connection? ಠ_ಠ
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transport_Layer_Security
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PCI_DSS"

As someone else said, looks like the sound guy had two part-time jobs.

Edit: Bumped mostly because it's pretty relevant (quotes) and important (i don't want my CC info going through an unecrypted connection)
Last edit: 2011-12-28 14:19:48
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 Endymion   United States. December 28 2011 15:29. Posts 2477
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"'He who controls the ore field, controls the game' - R1CH"
from his redalert website, here
http://www.r1ch.net/old/ra/
It left us speechless, quite speechless I tell you, and we have not stopped talking of it since.
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 Newbistic   China. December 28 2011 15:51. Posts 2911
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Damn, R1CH has been calling himself R1CH for a long time.

I tried to vote his website for GameWebs top 50 but it didn't work.
Last edit: 2011-12-28 15:52:52
Logic is Overrated
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 blade55555   United States. December 28 2011 18:24. Posts 14117
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lol funny when I first read it and funny when I read it again. :D thanks for whoever bumped needed to laugh :D
When I think of something else, something will go here
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 Chickaboom   Canada. December 28 2011 19:01. Posts 47
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wow what a genius does any know if blizzard replied back? or hell did the company offered him a job lol.... thank god this guy is on our side...or is he
dattebayo!
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 Endymion   United States. December 28 2011 19:38. Posts 2477
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he's not on our side, we're on his side..
It left us speechless, quite speechless I tell you, and we have not stopped talking of it since.
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 BookTwo   May 11 2012 17:41. Posts 1953
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we seriously need updates. these quotes are amazingly brilliant.
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 Shana   Indonesia. May 11 2012 20:19. Posts 1260
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Was hoping for update bump

:[
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 pestilenz   Korea (South). May 11 2012 21:25. Posts 354
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On May 11 2012 20:19 Shana wrote:
Was hoping for update bump

:[



You were not alone :[
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  flamewheel   HANG KANG. May 18 2012 10:20. Posts 21518Profile Blog # 
update this please
Clouds are making way for me.
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 honed   Canada. June 28 2012 16:04. Posts 478
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update this please
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 pestilenz   Korea (South). June 28 2012 23:59. Posts 354
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update this please
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 Chocolate   United States. June 29 2012 00:11. Posts 1477
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update this please
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 Mellowman   June 29 2012 00:35. Posts 30
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update this please
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 dakalro   Romania. June 29 2012 00:53. Posts 517
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On December 28 2011 15:29 Endymion wrote:
"'He who controls the ore field, controls the game' - R1CH"
from his redalert website, here
http://www.r1ch.net/old/ra/



hahahaha, he used to play descent. Been more than a decade since I touched that game - oh the fun multiplayer, during programming classes. Running it on 4MB ram was fun. Think it worked on 2MB also with some effort, and now I complain about 8 GB not being enough.
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 Aerisky   United States. June 29 2012 01:15. Posts 9251
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Oh man this thread never gets old
"It has always been in my observation of human nature, that a man who has any good reason to believe in himself never flourishes himself before the faces of other people in order that they may believe in him."
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 Recognizable   Netherlands. June 29 2012 03:23. Posts 1359
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fuck, I thought there was an update.
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 NunedQ   Germany. July 16 2012 08:54. Posts 163
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HotBids biggest troll act ever is not updating this
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 Chairman Ray   Canada. July 16 2012 09:10. Posts 7378
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fuck, I thought there was an update.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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 Shana   Indonesia. July 16 2012 09:13. Posts 1260
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I thought there was an update
Why yu must crush my hope and torture my soul
Believing in what lies ahead. | That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet.
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 Chylith   Canada. July 16 2012 09:37. Posts 159
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This is an absolutely hilarious thread, It's been a looong time since I've laughed so hard. Moar please! <3
Goddamnit this is the most retarded thing I will read all week and it's only fucking tuesday. ~Hawk
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  MightyAtom   Korea (South). July 16 2012 09:57. Posts 1570Profile Blog # 
I've gained much insight after reading this about R1CH. ^^
-I am the universe- Morihei Ueshiba
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 NoctemSC   United States. July 16 2012 11:44. Posts 757
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It's funny how he goes off on these programming talks like ANYONE understand him. At all.
Nonetheless, R1CH is an invaluable asset to TeamLiquid.
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 Aerisky   United States. July 18 2012 15:27. Posts 9251
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Obviously a few people understand him ^^ other fellow accomplished programmers do understand, e.g. MasterofChaos~

Edit: actually it's the opening segment of the OP lol

You all know R1CH, one of our great TL wizards. Among his peers (Sonuvbob, MasterOfChaos, Zatic, etc) he is well understood. But among the "mortals" who do not know much "magic," he constantly confuses and awes us, like a solar eclipse we cannot understand.
Last edit: 2012-07-18 15:28:33
"It has always been in my observation of human nature, that a man who has any good reason to believe in himself never flourishes himself before the faces of other people in order that they may believe in him."
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  Praetorial   United States. August 31 2012 06:28. Posts 3631Profile Blog # 
Bump. Someone please update this, it's hilarious.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Bans for the ban gods!
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 Burns   United States. August 31 2012 11:44. Posts 1621
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After all this time, these are still funny.
What do you mean you heard me during the night, these are quiet pants!
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  itsjustatank   United States. January 03 2013 01:32. Posts 3118Profile Blog # 
21:16:39 <Kiante> how is it capturing
21:16:46 <Kiante> but also capturing my whole desktop
21:17:11 <@R1CH> magic


Talking about the experimental OBS Brood War capture plugin he developed.
<Rekrul> luck is just statistics taken personally
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 VTArlock   United States. January 05 2013 06:12. Posts 1746
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Need moar r1ch quotes!
VT R.I.P.
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 3FFA   United States. January 05 2013 08:57. Posts 2658
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I just re-read this, and laughed out loud for the upteenth time! Need moar r1ch quotes! :D
I no longer expect the best in people. Sadly, I am beginning to expect much worse.
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 Teoita   Italy. January 05 2013 08:59. Posts 4257
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We ALWAYS need moar r1ch quotes
Protoss all-ins are like a wok. You can throw whatever you want in there and it will turn out alright.
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 BigFan   January 05 2013 12:24. Posts 2353
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This thread is golden. We want more updates!!!!! :D
[22:42] HotBid: r1ch have you tried modding your SSD by replacing it with a pata hd using the same ZIF connector
[22:42] R1CH: im gonna slap you if you keep trying that
[22:42] HotBid: ?
LOL.
#1 Innovation Fan! :D
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 Ichabod   United States. January 13 2013 16:05. Posts 1406
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I made this guide because I see a lot of people misusing image formats on the Internet - gif for photos, jpeg for Windows screencaps, and other inappropriate image format uses.
-R1CH


Fixing the internet, one PNG at a time.

I wonder if TL runs on R1CHboard....*mindblown*
"Rofl supple cakes, Oops wrong server"
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 MasterOfPuppets   Romania. January 13 2013 21:37. Posts 3538
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Goddamnit I was hoping this got updated. =(

After all this time still hilarious. XD
"zadrot ebaniy" - Cypher 2010
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 Jellicent   Germany. January 14 2013 02:54. Posts 5
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What the actual fuck. Genius.
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 [UoN]Sentinel   United States. January 14 2013 03:24. Posts 2701
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The OP is incredible
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 JBright   Canada. January 31 2013 14:16. Posts 3797
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On January 31 2013 08:42 R1CH wrote:
Finally, the volume control is fixed. FOREVER.


R1CH on the shutdown of own3d.
The good and the wise lead quiet lives. Neo's #1 Frenemy and nightmare.
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 pestilenz   Korea (South). March 03 2013 16:33. Posts 354
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On January 31 2013 14:16 JBright wrote:

Show nested quote +



R1CH on the shutdown of own3d.


Hahha! that is brilliant! Still hope more quotes will be coming! ^^
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 BigFan   March 04 2013 05:32. Posts 2353
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cmon guys, don't bump unless there are new quotes even if all the old ones in the OP are and will always remain golden XD
#1 Innovation Fan! :D
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  HawaiianPig   Canada. May 02 2013 08:39. Posts 4750Profile Blog # 

"I had a nightmare last night that I bought a mac laptop... I woke up scared because I didn't have enough money for a mouse"
Last edit: 2013-05-02 08:44:00
Not actually Hawaiian.

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