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 Conquest101   United States. March 25 2010 10:48. Posts 1208
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Updated: May 29th

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Inspired by the Automated Ban List Blog.

In addition to housing the above mentioned thread, did you know there were 418 (at the time of this post) PAGES of closed threads. There are some pretty hilarious threads in there. I was looking through the last couple of pages and it's like someone slapped me in the face with a fish full of nostalgia.

It's not quite as hilarious as the Automated Ban List, and it requires more effort, but maybe creating this blog will get the mods to make more funny posts when they close threads. Seems to have worked with bans lol.
Lots of stuff that's interesting too. Doesn't necessarily have to be funny to be a good read.

Here's some oldies culled by randomly clicking on page numbers.

First ever closed thread (not made by a mod)
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=991

Remember this guy?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=1373
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=2114

Hey, look at all the staff! Lol Zulu.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=50662

Is it true? Lol Hotbid.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33126
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33127
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=33129

IntotheWow is a loser.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=54311

Ban doctor.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=69435

Fuck Rekrul (not what you might think)
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=55069

Here's some recent stuff.

Recommended by ETT. Read OP. Read Chill's post. Do it.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118664

Kennigit will punch you in the face.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117325

Kennigit is a pussy.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=116722

Sonuvbob wants a beta key.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=113811

Too obvious Tdot
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=113624

We'll miss you AzureEye. No, not really.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=82796

Day has the power?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117120

Lol Plexa
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=117103

Post anymore good ones you find!

I'll periodically update the op with stuff from this thread. It'll be in the spoiler below to avoid giant walls of text.

More closed goodness.
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More oldies
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Not closed but still funny.
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Last edit: 2010-05-30 12:24:17


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 zealing   Canada. March 25 2010 10:56. Posts 806
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lmao ban doctor...i def gonna look through all these :D
Think you got lag? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
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 Gann1   United States. March 25 2010 11:00. Posts 1565
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The closed thread forum has been great ever since the SC2 beta was released
I drop suckas like Plinko
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  Arrian   United States. March 25 2010 11:01. Posts 811Profile Blog # 
This thread...will never understand...
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=112851
sator arepo tenet opera rotas
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 minus_human   Romania. March 25 2010 11:07. Posts 4758
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LOL dead rat

Also, I think this is a good idea, I've always wanted to laugh at many closed threads in which I never got the chance to post
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 nicoaldo   Argentina. March 25 2010 11:11. Posts 937
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HAHA ban doctor and day has the power are so good
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 HaruHaru   United States. March 25 2010 11:15. Posts 887
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haha this is a good idea! the closed thread about the banking system in sc2 was hilarious as well.
Long live BroodWar!
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  flamewheel   HANG KANG. March 25 2010 11:20. Posts 21494Profile Blog # 
This is some good shit right here.
Clouds are making way for me.
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 KurtistheTurtle   United States. March 25 2010 11:21. Posts 1789
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wtf @ rat

stick the chopstick through the rat so you can use the rats nose..this isnt difficult
you've been dead since the moment you were born.
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 Ozarugold   March 25 2010 11:25. Posts 2716
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Lol~ Ban doctor made me laugh~
this is my quote.
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 deathgod6   United States. March 25 2010 11:31. Posts 4532
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I'm pretty sure gnoll made a blog in 09 about finally meeting Tossgirl.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
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 zealing   Canada. March 25 2010 11:33. Posts 806
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On March 25 2010 11:31 deathgod6 wrote:
I'm pretty sure gnoll made a blog in 09 about finally meeting Tossgirl.


doesn't show him having any blogs at all
Think you got lag? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
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 deathgod6   United States. March 25 2010 11:46. Posts 4532
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I remember seeing it in the spotlight. It was ridiculously funny. It was like 5 years later, either a long troll or he was serious. Either way, responses were good.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
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  Pokebunny   United States. March 25 2010 11:56. Posts 9582Profile Blog # 
ROFL at the plexa homework thread, hadn't seen that
"Spirit Walk in, Spirit Vessel out." - crzytimes | Teamliquid Staff Writer
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  Pokebunny   United States. March 25 2010 11:57. Posts 9582Profile Blog # 

On March 25 2010 11:33 zealing wrote:

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doesn't show him having any blogs at all


It was made by gnoii posing. He bumped the thread that said he was searching for tossgirl. People seem to believe it was the real guy, he did put on a good impression if it wasn't.
"Spirit Walk in, Spirit Vessel out." - crzytimes | Teamliquid Staff Writer
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 Durak   Canada. March 25 2010 12:35. Posts 3221
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Good catch! Missed the Plexa homework thread. Might be worth listing any funny closed threads.
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 minus_human   Romania. March 25 2010 12:38. Posts 4758
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I don't know what got to Plexa to make that thread

epic procrastination?
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  Amnesia   United States. March 25 2010 12:39. Posts 3818Profile Blog # 
Great thread, please keep us updated guys.

LOL @ Plexa's thread.
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 sYz-Adrenaline   United States. March 25 2010 13:03. Posts 1689
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I found one :D

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=91818

"This is not what I was expecting from the thread title" ^_^
Can you feel the rush?
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 zealing   Canada. March 25 2010 13:25. Posts 806
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On March 25 2010 13:03 sYz-Adrenaline wrote:
I found one :D

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=91818

"This is not what I was expecting from the thread title" ^_^


lol i would like that FAIL one...
Think you got lag? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
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