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An Awkward Overlord

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 Chef   June 17 2011 09:32. Posts 9708
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I could probably mine some minerals, if you like. No? My tentacles are long enough. I could reach. You want me to go away? But it's dark over there! Will you send someone with me at least? Good bye Hatchery, good bye Drones...

I wonder if they didn't like me. Maybe they were jealous I can fly. Or maybe my tentacles are just weird. Bllarrrrg. Blluuurhg. So lonely. Blaarrg... bluuurrhg.

Huh? Another Overlord? I wonder if he'll be friends with me. I'll just put best tentacle forward and—

Hey! Why did he shove into me so rudely? It's like he didn't even see me. Now my shoulder hurts... Jeez... Bluurhhg, bllarrrg... I say that an awful lot these days... Bluurrhg... Can't help it.

Who cares about those Drones and the Hatchery and that stupid Overlord who bumped into me? It doesn't matter, I can live on my own. I'll just be a recluse Overlord and sail eerily over the night skies, and haunt the Bengalaas with my woeful cries. Bluuurrhhg.

Another Hatchery? What a strange colour it is. There's more Drones here than there were at home too. Why won't they talk to me? What if I spin around in a circle? Please notice me. Stupid Drones... Bluurrrhhhg. That's what I think of you. Bllaarrg... I'm going to go now, don't worry about seeing me around here anymore!

What a tall cliff this is... Kind of pretty in a way. I think I shall write some inspired poetry from atop this cliff... Uhhmm.. Hmm... How to begin: Blluurhhg blarrg blurrg | blurhg blarrg. Damn, that doesn't rhyme. I suck at this stuff. What am I good at? Huh... Blurrrhhg.

Those Mutalisks look angry... Why are they flying so fast? And in my direction? I could never fly that fast. Hey! Stop spitting on me! Bluuurrhhhg! Blllaaaaaaaarg! Stop it! Waaahhh!

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 obesechicken13   United States. June 17 2011 09:37. Posts 4256
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Those mutalisks probably don't like your poetry.
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 57 Corvette   Canada. June 17 2011 09:44. Posts 4058
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I think the cliff was a no-overlord zone, and the mutalisks were only enforcing the law.
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 hacklebeast   United States. June 17 2011 09:50. Posts 4635
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sounds like a hate crime to me.
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 Primadog   United States. June 17 2011 09:53. Posts 4395
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Did the overlord shit on the cliff at the first sight of the mutas? I must know!
Thank God and gunrun.
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 masami.sc   United States. June 17 2011 09:55. Posts 445
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Ahahahahahahaha this was great. Poor awkward overlords
mmmmm...
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  Carnivorous Sheep   June 17 2011 10:00. Posts 8736Profile Blog # 
Blaaargh
Baa?
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 wonderwall   New Zealand. June 17 2011 10:00. Posts 666
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I love overlords, can imagine them to be giant and cuddly and squishy.
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 Angra   United States. June 17 2011 10:15. Posts 2079
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On June 17 2011 09:32 Chef wrote:
What if I spin around in a circle?


Hahahahaha.
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 Trozz   Canada. June 17 2011 10:34. Posts 2179
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Poor overlord-san.
"I wish I were a muta!"
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 Darclite   United States. June 17 2011 10:42. Posts 1021
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Mutas are RACIST.

lol this is a great post. I felt sad at the end though. Blurrrggh
They're fools. You should eat them.
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 eviltomahawk   United States. June 17 2011 10:45. Posts 8897
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On June 17 2011 10:42 Darclite wrote:
Mutas are RACIST.

lol this is a great post. I felt sad at the end though. Blurrrggh

Mutas hurt ESPORTS because they are RACIST.

They should be fungaled and jailed within Pokeballs.
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  pathy   Taiwan. June 17 2011 11:00. Posts 610Profile Blog # 
he would fare better if he was an overseer :\
colosi suck
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 Riku   United States. June 17 2011 11:34. Posts 986
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Awwwww...

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 Whole   United States. June 17 2011 13:08. Posts 4948
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no one liked him because he didnt have drop tech obviously
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  Hyde   Australia. June 17 2011 13:35. Posts 13824Profile Blog # 
Those mutas must have mistaken that overlord for another overlord, since you know...they all look alike to mutas
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  SonuvBob       Administrator       June 17 2011 13:41.Profile Blog # 
Anyone else hear Day[9] in their head for the overlord sounds?


On June 17 2011 09:32 Chef wrote:
What if I spin around in a circle?

:D
 
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 GGTeMpLaR   United States. June 17 2011 13:49. Posts 3850
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Poor Overlords =(

Also, I miss Bengalaas and all the BW critters I wish they used those in SC2 (including PBG).
“Although our intellect always longs for clarity and certainty, our nature often finds uncertainty fascinating.” ~Karl Von Clausewitz~
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 Spazer   Canada. June 17 2011 15:05. Posts 5481
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Hey! Why did he shove into me so rudely? It's like he didn't even see me. Now my shoulder hurts...

Overlords have shoulders?
mudamudamudamudamudamuda
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 Torte de Lini   Canada. June 17 2011 15:08. Posts 27070
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I'm going to be honest.
This just sounds like a manifestation of an insecurity about your weight.
Or just bottled up emotions due to your constipated bladder, you try shitting creep lately?
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