 Mikilatov United States. June 17 2011 18:58. Posts 3897 | Profile Blog # |
I woke up at 6am this morning. Ate the shit out of my Wheaties. 2 boxes. I don't dilute my Wheaties with milk or any other liquid. I vomited several times.
I was ready. It was going to be a good day playing Starcraft 2.
6 hours of laddering later, I'm 40-0 for the day, whatever.
![[image loading]](http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/8564/screenshot2011061704232.jpg) 2 ez.
So while I'm admiring my ladder spot, Thorzain whispers me asking for builds, the kid won't leave me alone. I've got better things to do, so I kinda dodge him.
So after dodging the noob I go ladder some more. After like another hour ThorZain comes back with Idra and MC. -_- Like wtf dudes I'm busy. I've got real life things to be doing. I take off for a couple hours to work out and cash some checks. After coming home I notice that the 3 stooges of SC are STILL just sitting there begging. I agree to do a couple games... Gotta please the fanboys, right?
I join up, first set is me vs. IdrA. The plan was to just show this PvZ thing I invented to MC, while he and ThorZain observe. I don't really play P, but whatever it's nice to help a guy out. I went pretty easy on IdrA but he didn't really live long enough for me to get to show the whole build, oh well.
Next up, I'm playing my main race (Terran) against ThorZain. All of the sudden the countdown starts and I realize it's all 3 of them against me at once?! WTF?!
Well since it's 3v1 I figure I need some econ, I start out with the old BW build I taught Flash a few years back, the 14CC. It works in SC2 just nobody's figured out how to do it right. I go straight nuke, since it's the most cost effective thing there is. I defend whatever piddly 4gate and some other shit they have with my SCVs in the meantime. I wasn't really paying attention to what else it was.
MC scouts me and I let him in. I'd never actually let him get in my base if I don't want him to, but welcome to mindgames 101, MC. After seeing my shit he whispers me wanting to team up 'cause he knows he's gonna lose. So I say 'Sure, let's do it.'
After teamkilling MC's ass I go into macro mode. At this point we're at like 16 minute mark. I'm on 11 base and doing an octodrop (8 drop at once) and goddamnit my keyboard catches fire. -_-
So annoying, if there's one thing I need to improve on it's throttling my apm some so it doesn't happen so much. Whatever it's not like I can't afford it, lol. I lost a marine while some random bish swapped my keyboard out for me. (Yeah, I booted her useless ass out after that.) Long story short, I come back and clean up the game pretty easy.
Anyway I guess I'll go ladder for another 2 or 3 keyboards, then I'm done for the day. The game's just a hobby for me, you know?
+ Show Spoiler +Hooray for spending over an hour writing pointless things due to the inability to sleep. <3 -Miki Last edit: 2011-06-17 18:58:38
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| | ♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL. |
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| x-Catalyst United States. June 17 2011 19:01. Posts 920 | Profile # |
Bahahahaha this is so good!
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| | I ♥ MarineKing / CatZ / Destiny / IdrA / TLO |
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| jello_biafra United Kingdom. June 17 2011 19:05. Posts 5834 | Profile Blog # |
LOL @ the IdrA responses
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| | "I found the Crown of France lying in the gutter and I picked it up with my sword" - Napoleon Bonaparte |
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| Itsmedudeman United States. June 17 2011 19:06. Posts 8904 | Profile Blog # |
| lmao the well mannered idra essays were the best part |
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 zatic Germany. June 17 2011 19:09. Posts 11820 | Profile Blog # | |
| | I know Teamliquid is known as a massive building |
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| snotboogie Australia. June 17 2011 19:11. Posts 3500 | Profile Blog # |
| The colons are meant to be white! Otherwise 5/5 |
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| Mikilatov United States. June 17 2011 19:13. Posts 3897 | Profile Blog # |
On June 17 2011 19:11 snotboogie wrote:
The colons are meant to be white! Otherwise 5/5
What are you talking about? These are legitimate screenshots.
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| | ♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL. |
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| cleecks Netherlands. June 17 2011 19:18. Posts 107 | Profile # |
| This post had me laughing for quite a bit, love the images! |
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| Probe1 United States. June 17 2011 19:18. Posts 16445 | Profile Blog # |
There is simply nothing I can say that is worth reading compared to Mikilatov
6 / 5 stars. |
| | 우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by | |
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| TheAmazombie United States. June 17 2011 19:19. Posts 3658 | Profile Blog # |
| Totally Legit. You know, can I film you and White-Ra? I bet I could make some money off of that... |
| | We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin |
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| Troxior United States. June 17 2011 19:20. Posts 163 | Profile Blog # |
Best. SC2. Blog. Ever.
I love how you have tossgirl in there thats really hilarious. |
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| Artifice United States. June 17 2011 19:26. Posts 512 | Profile # |
| I kinda feel like one player being this much better than the rest is hurting ESPORTS... |
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| Tuthur France. June 17 2011 19:27. Posts 930 | Profile # |
| Oh god this is hilarious, 5/5 for making me rofl |
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| gm.tOSS Germany. June 17 2011 19:27. Posts 891 | Profile # | |
| | HuK HuK HuK | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | There is death in the hane. |
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| Archerofaiur United States. June 17 2011 19:29. Posts 4057 | Profile # |
| Wait a second, eating wheaties wouldnt cause you to vomit. I call shenaniganz! |
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| StrangrDangr United States. June 17 2011 19:30. Posts 269 | Profile # |
| Great read, I feel you really captured the essence of Idra in those comments. 5/5 |
| | "I'm on four gates, so technically if I don't win there is something wrong with this game." desrow |
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| SenorChang Australia. June 17 2011 19:31. Posts 4393 | Profile Blog # |
| The things that White-Ra will do for lessons! |
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| shell Portugal. June 17 2011 19:31. Posts 1828 | Profile # | |
| | // Teams: EG, TL, IM, FXO // Players: Dimaga, Life, Jaedong, Thorzain, Stephano, Ret, Sen, incontrol, machine, Syz, Nestea, Leenock // |
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| Gamegene United States. June 17 2011 19:35. Posts 6847 | Profile Blog # |
As soon as I read Tossgirl I just bookmarked this shit because it is awesome.
PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE. |
| | "My love for Jaedong is like this: when I think of him practicing for 14 hours a day, my heart hurts and I want to massage his shoulders and make hot soups for him." |
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| Benjef United Kingdom. June 17 2011 19:38. Posts 5556 | Profile Blog # |
Awesome read :D. Loved the white ra bit.
Interesting how mc changed colour mid game  . |
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