I'm going Pro [and I need your help, TL]

The OP was awesome, then the replies took it to a whole 'nother level. Kind of strange that some people are missing the joke >.>

Anyways, SirJolt, you and many of the fine folk adding to this hilarity have earned your five stars

Lemonwalrus United States. July 14 2011 22:46. Posts 5445

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So your hate was all a lie?

You were just practicing when you PM'ed me?

I'm gonna send you angry PMs about this.

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MangoTango United States. July 14 2011 23:09. Posts 3670

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bahahaha :D

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Atom Cannister Ireland. July 14 2011 23:13. Posts 333

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This is pr e oposterous

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RogerX New Zealand. July 14 2011 23:23. Posts 2488

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Made my day

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Shuray Brazil. July 14 2011 23:27. Posts 635

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Good luck in your journey SirJolt, I wish you the best of luck.

OPman United States. July 14 2011 23:53. Posts 120

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I know a good site for word builds. Check out dictionary.com

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Lord_of_Chaos Sweden. July 15 2011 01:27. Posts 372

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Proposterous.

Capped Sri Lanka. July 15 2011 01:30. Posts 2244

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On July 14 2011 01:19 Milkis wrote:
Just letting people know I offer tutoring services for posters hoping to get climb higher in the TL blog ladder. We can discuss rates, but be prepared to pay at least 2000 ESPORTS Dollars per hour.

Which IRL costs absolutely zero because Esports players never get paid! :D

Loving the blog, 5/5

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Jathin United States. July 15 2011 01:45. Posts 3393

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Keep your post count low imo. There is a lot of prestige in (time since starting account in days)/(total # of posts)

Fuck man, I can't believe I just lost prestige typing this.

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Torte de Lini Canada. July 15 2011 01:47. Posts 27007

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On July 15 2011 01:45 Jathin wrote:
Keep your post count low imo. There is a lot of prestige in (time since starting account in days)/(total # of posts)

Fuck man, I can't believe I just lost prestige typing this.

You lost prestige awhile ago. Almost 3,000 posts, psh. Nasty.

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BlackGosu Canada. July 15 2011 01:58. Posts 780

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i dont recommend anyone dropping out of school. if you would like to pursue your dreams that is fine, but finsihing school is very important since you can then have something to fall back on, if your first plan fails

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Twistacles Canada. July 15 2011 02:18. Posts 1327

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Amazing post. So tired of all these 'I'm gonna go pro but i'm silver' threads.

Nice way of poking fun =)

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Everhate United States. July 15 2011 02:33. Posts 567

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You appear to be well on your way, but you must not slack in your practice.

For example, I have concerns about your apparent lack of experience with the use of ellipses...as they are all the rage of the current metaposting trend as excessive use of acronyms and other abbreviations all have well-defined countermeasures.

GL HF GG.

gimpy United States. July 15 2011 03:22. Posts 70

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sfw pics thread posting is OP. Blizz, nerf plz...

ninazerg United States. July 15 2011 03:23. Posts 1842

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This is literally the best blog I've ever read on Teamliquid.

Holder of Excalibur, savior of Eria.

N3rV[Green] United States. July 15 2011 03:45. Posts 1827

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There are people that didn't get it.....WOOOOSHHHHHHHHH.

Right over their heads.

This was pretty fucking awesome 5/5

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DyEnasTy United States. July 15 2011 06:06. Posts 3421

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On July 14 2011 01:06 Riku wrote:
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I've just come to the realization that the majority of TL people hate me.

:/

For all of the callous I've built up against trolling and haters, I'm actually oddly hurt and depressed...

hey I rated you a 5. Same as this guy :D

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