 tofucake United States. August 26 2011 14:14. Posts 11438 | Profile Blog # |
Before MLG even starts - shit has happened. Mango and R1CH picked me up on their way down from NYC this morning. And by this morning I mean noon (originally it was going to be 8am but JERSEYTRAFFICLOL). It started off pretty uneventfully. We drove down to Maryland and picked up orb. From there things got interesting. After eating lunch I went into the bathroom and some employee woman chided me about waiting until she was done cleaning. Silence, woman, I have to piss.
Next up we spend an hour listening to Pandora buffer. So we switch to my iPod instead. Turns out if you start playing metal Mango is lulled into a deep sleep.
We keep on going for a bit when suddenly TRAFFIC. We sit in traffic for about 25 miles (no exaggeration here). Suddenly storm. It's a pretty standard affair at first. After about an hour it starts to pick up, and I take over driving from orb, whose foot has long since fallen asleep.
For the next 3 hours I drive through the most intense storm I've ever been in. And it wasn't even Irene (that bitch). Visibility is about 300 feet. Every curve in the road requires turning the wheel, and every time I turned the wheel I had about a 1 in 3 chance of hydroplaning and losing complete control. I drifted pretty far a couple times before I got control back but I think everyone was asleep so don't tell them. Later, I was passing a guy in the left lane because he was going about 30 and it was annoying me because he wouldn't move. As I'm about to move back into the left lane I see a pair of headlights from the other side move up a little bit, then as we get closer I can see the rest of the car following, crashing up and over the concrete barrier and come to a rest halfway in the left lane where approximately my face would have been had I not masterfully hydroplaned into the right lane.
After that it was fairly uneventful. We drove out of the storm after a total of about 4 hours of being completely submerged. We met up with Hotbid, Heyoka, p4NDemik, Milkis, and Jonoman and had some dinner and then we went back to our rooms or something and now I'm writing this.
Also everyone should follow OrangeMilkis on twitter because he said to.
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| Jaxtyk United States. August 26 2011 14:22. Posts 598 | Profile Blog # | |
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| Froadac United States. August 26 2011 14:29. Posts 5639 | Profile Blog # |
I am very jelly.
And by very jelly, I mean the most jealous since Superiorwolf went to Anaheim  |
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| tofucake United States. August 26 2011 14:30. Posts 11438 | Profile Blog # |
On August 26 2011 14:22 Jaxtyk wrote:
Pictures? o.o
I was driving..... |
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| Froadac United States. August 26 2011 14:35. Posts 5639 | Profile Blog # | |
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| Mr. Wiggles Canada. August 26 2011 14:42. Posts 4685 | Profile Blog # |
Hmmm, it somehow sounds like you're either the best or worst driver imaginable. I can't decide which, though.  Last edit: 2011-08-26 14:42:10 |
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| Cheesedawg United States. August 26 2011 15:02. Posts 162 | Profile # |
| Man you should have picked me up as you passed through VA D: |
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 GHOSTCLAW United States. August 26 2011 15:02. Posts 16717 | Profile Blog # |
| glad to hear that you got to mlg safe - go have a blast ^^ |
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| StarStruck August 26 2011 15:05. Posts 18359 | Profile # |
| I don't use Twitter, so I'll just follow your blog instead. The calm before the storm. o-O |
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| kOre Canada. August 26 2011 15:32. Posts 3617 | Profile Blog # |
| Be careful man, don't want anyone to get hurt because of the storm, I'll be looking forward to your blogs though ^^ |
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 Pholon Netherlands. August 26 2011 16:44. Posts 5750 | Profile Blog # |
LP represeeeeent <3
Take pictures of progamers holding an "I <3 Liquipedia" sign :3 |
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 Kiante Australia. August 26 2011 16:50. Posts 6350 | Profile Blog # |
| tofucake: tell milkis i'll sub his twitter if he shows nada the nada's body thread and gets nada to post in there with a pic taken on his phone with nada's body thread open on a laptop in the background,. |
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| tofucake United States. August 26 2011 23:47. Posts 11438 | Profile Blog # |
On August 26 2011 14:35 Froadac wrote:
TL blog > safety.
Sorry. I assumed that keeping R1CH alive was more important.
On August 26 2011 16:44 Pholon wrote:
LP represeeeeent <3
Take pictures of progamers holding an "I <3 Liquipedia" sign :3
I will try to find paper and a sharpie.
On August 26 2011 16:50 Kiante wrote:
tofucake: tell milkis i'll sub his twitter if he shows nada the nada's body thread and gets nada to post in there with a pic taken on his phone with nada's body thread open on a laptop in the background,.
DealLast edit: 2011-08-26 23:48:39 |
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| Kipsate Netherlands. August 26 2011 23:48. Posts 18110 | Profile Blog # |
On August 26 2011 23:47 tofucake wrote:Sorry. I assumed that keeping R1CH alive was more important.
Show nested quote +On August 26 2011 16:44 Pholon wrote:
LP represeeeeent <3
Take pictures of progamers holding an "I <3 Liquipedia" sign :3
I will try to find paper and a sharpie.
Show nested quote +On August 26 2011 16:50 Kiante wrote:
tofucake: tell milkis i'll sub his twitter if he shows nada the nada's body thread and gets nada to post in there with a pic taken on his phone with nada's body thread open on a laptop in the background,.
Deal
He is a goddamn wizard
don't you guys have flying cars?
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| tofucake United States. August 26 2011 23:49. Posts 11438 | Profile Blog # |
| @Storm comments: it wasn't even the hurricane. It was just some random storm. |
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| Byzantium United States. August 27 2011 00:10. Posts 346 | Profile Blog # |
| It's good to know you're better at driving a car than flying a drake tofu. Enjoy MLG! |
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| Grettin August 27 2011 00:41. Posts 20526 | Profile # |
Be careful lol. Have a safe trip back/everywhere you go. Don't run or drive into a hurricane!
Have fun in MLG guys!Last edit: 2011-08-27 00:46:43 |
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| EtherealDeath United States. August 27 2011 00:51. Posts 8156 | Profile Blog # |
| psssh 300ft visibility, have had storms here in raleigh that gave me less than 10... and at 10 it was super fuzzy - could barely see a car with lights on. |
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| OpticalShot Canada. August 27 2011 01:28. Posts 5929 | Profile Blog # |
wuttt hydroplane that like a boss?
Glad to hear you guys made it through! |
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