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| Newbistic China. October 06 2011 14:00. Posts 2911 | Profile Blog # |
The Ghetto Cook
Episode VII: EZ-PZ Pasta
AKA what DRG would cook if he cooked pasta
Introduction
Hello all! Welcome to the belated seventh installment of TGC. I apologize for the hiatus, I just went though a period of time where I didn't cook anything terribly interesting/lost my passion/etc etc.
Long time readers of the TGC series may have noticed that the recent few installments have all been about making baked or pastry goods, which may not be the most interesting for young budget cooks. To return to the ghetto roots, this installment will be a pretty simple one about making a pasta dish, something most people are probably already familiar with. As a bonus, I will also include how to make a very simple cole slaw that can easily go with any other dish you are making.
Ingredients
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/cTsii.jpg)
As I was laying the stuff out for this pic, I realized that holy sh*t, this actually is a lot of ingredients
Cole Slaw
1 Carrot
1/8 Cabbage*
2 Tbsp Ranch/Mayo
1 tsp Peanut Butter
1 tsp White Granulated Sugar
Salt
Pepper
Pasta (Serves Two or Three)
1 lb package short, non-stringy pasta**
1/2 Large Onion, sliced thin
~2 Cups Frozen Peas
2 Tbsp Butter/Margarine
2 Tbsp Flour
3-4 oz Cheese***
1 can Tuna****
Bacon*****
Salt
Pepper
Garlic/Garlic Salt
Milk
*Can be green/red/mixture of both
**Ideally not spaghetti or linguini or long pastas like that. I used rotinis, feel free to use macaroni, ziti, or a bajillion other short, forkable pastas.
***A good melting cheese preferably. I honestly have no idea what is the optimal cheese for a cheese sauce pasta, if anyone can clue me in that would be great. I used mozzarella since it was on hand. You also want about 50% to twice as much as I have shown in the picture for best results.
****The shitty cheap canned tuna I bought completely disintegrated and made the sauce texture kind of crappy. You may wish to buy higher quality canned tuna or use another source of fish. Pretty much any chunky protein is acceptable, including cubed/stripped chicken, ham, tofurkey, etc.
***** I didn't have any on hand, but this is highly, highly recommended. Pre-cooked and broken into small pieces.
Procedure
Begin by making the cole slaw. Whisk together ranch/mayo, peanut butter, and sugar until smooth:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/3rxPb.jpg)
Use spoon if psychic, not Asian, or goes by Battle.Net handle Thorzain
Unlike lettuce salads, where it is best to hold off the dressing until just before serving, I prefer my cole slaw to be slightly wilted and the flavor of the dressing to penetrate the cabbage. Shred both carrots and cabbage, and toss them in the dressing. Salt and pepper to taste.
If you don't have a shredder, you can use a knife. First, slice the carrot lengthwise. Then, slice both halves thinly along a diagonal:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/9UTgt.jpg)
I believe Thorzain would use a spoon for this step too.
For the cabbage, chop thinly along the latitude, like this:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/QiT1b.jpg)
GET TO DA CHOPPA NAOW
The final product:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/SKDhU.jpg)
A bright orange and purple dish, you'd think this was shredded poisonous amazonian tree frog or something similarly less than healthy
Once the salad is tossed (wink wink nudge nudge), set it aside to marinate. Begin on the pasta. Pour about a gallon of water into a large pot, add salt, and turn on the heat.
In another pot, melt two tablespoons of butter at medium heat. Long time readers of TGC may realize where this is going. We're going to make a roux, just like in the first ever installment of TGC for broccoli and cheddar soup. Slowly whisk two tablespoons of flour into the melted butter, and push this mixture around the bottom of the pot for a couple of minutes. The mixture should look like yellow sand:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/dDys3.jpg)
Visually identical to the bane of vaginas everywhere
Sometimes, cooks will cook this mixture until it is brownish and gives off a nutty scent. I won't be doing this, however, because I am using a white cheese, and this is going to be a white sauce. After a few minutes, slowly whisk in enough milk so that you get a thick, velvety, sauce-like consistency:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/pafWH.jpg)
The shine is from the butter. No sticky fingers here.
Continue cooking and stirring the mixture, adding in more milk if the sauce becomes too dry. Cook for about 5 minutes, then add in the onions, salt, pepper, and garlic salt. Garlic salt is cheap and keeps for a long time. Use fresh garlic if you have it. Overall, you want the sauce to be slightly on the salty side because it will be used to flavor the pasta, but keep in mind that cheese, canned tuna, and bacon all contain salt, so do not over-season at this point in time. Cook for another 5 minutes or so.
By now the pasta water should be close to boiling. The timings for this dish are starting to converge. As soon as the water starts boiling, dump your pasta into the pot. Follow the instructions for how long the pasta needs to cook to reach al dente, but cook for 1 minute less than the shown time. Immediately also dump your frozen peas into your sauce. Cook this for another 5 minutes or so, turn the heat down to LOW, then dump the cheese, tuna, and bacon into the sauce:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/GFrUP.jpg)
The PZ part of EZPZ pasta. Yeah, I know you saw that one coming.
Taste the sauce. If it is too bland, now is the time to add salt and pepper before combining with the pasta. Cook the sauce until the pasta is 1 minute away from al dente. Remove pasta from water, and dump the sauce into the pasta. Fold sauce into the pasta and cook everything together for the last minute. Remove from heat, plate, and serve.
The Result
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/zuicV.jpg)
A meal fit for a ghetto cook.
4.5 / 5 Nothing spectacular, but still very nourishing and good. In hindsight, I think chicken would be even better suited for this dish, but oh well. Despite the large number of ingredients, overall the dish is quite fast to make, maybe 40 minutes total with plenty of time in between to work on several other dishes if you are multitasking.
Conclusion
There you have it folks, simple pasta with a simple side dish. As always, questions and comments are welcome, especially if you know what I'm doing wrong or what I can improve on. I know from reading other food blogs that there are quite a few culinary elites on TL, so if you can provide some input I'd greatly appreciate it! Especially if you know what kinds of cheeses are best for this type of sauce, and what additional spices would elevate the sauce to a different level.
If you wish to read more about how to make edible dishes using budget ingredients, please check out the previous installments of TGC:
Broccoli and Cheddar Soup
Cheapass Chili
Scallion Biscuits
Fake Fried Rice
Pan Fried Buns Part I
Pan Fried Buns Part II
French Fucking Toast
Keep your eyes peeled for the next installment of TGC, which will be something totally sweet! Until next time, This is the GSL.Last edit: 2011-10-06 14:03:33
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| BLinD-RawR India. October 06 2011 15:15. Posts 25250 | Profile Blog # |
| its a new edition of TGC! yes this pasta is ezpz indeed. |
| | Ultimate KT Rolster Fanboy!| Afrotoss Fan #3|Neo.G_Soulkey – I was a better child than ZerO| Woo Jung Ho, never forget.| I want to make a game that will surpass Brood War!!! That is my dream.|"My body is not ready"-Soulkey | |
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| Grettin October 06 2011 16:39. Posts 21235 | Profile # |
| GET TO DA CHOPPA. Loving the blog. |
| | "If I had force-fields in Brood War, I'd never lose." -Bisu |
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| iNViCiOUZ Germany. October 06 2011 18:18. Posts 359 | Profile # |
now i am hungry 
Think I try it this week! |
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| Newbistic China. October 07 2011 05:05. Posts 2911 | Profile Blog # |
On October 06 2011 19:42 Velr wrote:Hm.. When I do a kinda similar sauce things I go "faster"  (but I LOVE cheese so that’s why I probably don't need the "roux-base" to get a decent consistency  ): 1: cook/fry/bread the Oignons/Vegetables/Bacon/Whatever other ingredients a little (not too much of anything, this is no vegetable/whatever sauce ). 2: Put some white wine or/and water in and let all of it cook for a while (depends on the ingredients you used, I for instance don't like "uncooked" peperoni in my pasta). 3. Add Cream (or Milk, but cream is just better). 4. Add Cheese.. (until the consistency is as you wish, tons of cheese..nomnom cheese... Or some Flour.. but then you better would have started with a Roux anyway ). 5. Eat. 6. Awesome! Btw. the most important rule about cooking: Everything tastes better with bacon and/or cream.
I think this is actually the better way to make cream sauce for pasta. But cream, wine, and cheese are all far more expensive than a bit of flour and a bit of butter.
One day sometime in the future I will do it with wine and cream. |
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