A recent Dongraegu tweet complaining about imbalance ignited a flurry of tweets from other Korean progamers, a flurry so entertaining we couldn’t just let it pass by. Unfortunately, the translator available at such short notice happened to speak exclusively Elizabethan English. And so we present to you, the pro-gamers of the GSL, Shakespearean style.
The following scene is based on real tweets.
Scene: Castle of GSL, small hall.
Enter Sir Dongraegu and Sir Nestea stage left.
Dongraegu: Whether facing Terran or Zerg, the result of Protoss Immortal timings are decided by no means other than the Protoss player's 'skill' in the deployment of force-fields. From the moment at which one misplaces a force-field, the victory has been yielded, yet if thine force-field placement be true, victory is attained.
"Truly a masterpiece not seen since Shakespeare himself. The tragic fall of Mvp portrayed in gut-wrenching detail by the ever excellent David Tenant. SirJolt brings refreshing Irish flair and traditional English eloquence to Covent Garden yet again. 4 Stars." -Evening Standard
"(Some actress, that's how much I know about theatre) gives the performance of a lifetime as the engimatic and enchanting Jessica in this modern and innovative show. Two thumbs up." -The Sunday Times
"SirJolt is hurting ESPORTS." -Hot_Bid
"cool story bro" -Reddit
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
Percutio United States. February 02 2012 22:57. Posts 1366