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How A Midget Gave Me My Most Embarrassing Moment - Page 2

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 hai2u   April 12 2012 10:20. Posts 598
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lol epic. but how did the girl know the call was from your friend?
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 phosphorylation   April 12 2012 10:26. Posts 2650
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You made my shitty day a little bit better.
Thanks
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 PH   United States. April 12 2012 10:32. Posts 6076
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That was a good story, lol. Thanks for sharing.
Hello
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  Mawderator   April 12 2012 12:11. Posts 21Profile # 
That was actually a good read.
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 KrisElmqvist   Sweden. April 12 2012 21:38. Posts 1951
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On April 12 2012 07:54 Spikeke wrote:

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So you''ve lived alot in your 24 years and the best funny story you have is a prank call from highschool and when you and you're friend watched porn together...? lol have you not done anything since? I read the story, it's was entertaining, definatly not hilarious though. What I find the funniest, is of all of the stories you could of told. You tell this one lol.


good job overanalyzing m8.
http://www.soundcloud.com/kristofferelmqvist
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 adwodon   United Kingdom. April 12 2012 22:42. Posts 418
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hahah god this reminds me of when some of my friends prank called me, they left a message on my parents answer phone telling me my subscription to a gay magazine was being cancelled, we must've been about 14 (im now 25) and my mum sat me down and said we needed to 'talk' and started asking me questions about being gay.

Of course when quizzed her and heard the message of a boy with a barely broken voice who sounded a lot like my friend Ed I started to question her ability to rationalize.

Kids love stupid pranks.

Shame mine didnt involve a midget.

5/5
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 Mementoss   Canada. April 12 2012 22:47. Posts 2480
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I wish more people would tell stories about there childhoods with paint drawings. Everyone has done stupid shit as a kid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu96xMwFVXw
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 TheToast   United States. April 12 2012 23:06. Posts 4804
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As much as I wanted to dislike this for being immature, I cracked a smile. I used to have a friend that would do amazing prank calls. Stupid shit like calling the grocery store as Count Chocula (sp?) and asking if they had his cereal in stock. Calling some woman from the phone book whose last name was weiner and pretending to be a long lost lover. Good times. Course we never got caught as we were smart enough to dial the number that hides you from caller ID :D

But if nothing else, I guess you learned a good lesson. lol


Tim was the kind of guy that would return from Spring Break bragging to everyone that he watched all 6 Star Wars movies 86 times through the duration of the time off. He was, to put it mildly, a nerd.


Tim sounds like an awesome guy. Well except for the part about watching movies 1-3. But I've seen the Matrix at least 86 times XD
I like the way the walls go out. Gives you an open feeling. Firefly's a good design. People don't appreciate the substance of things. Objects in space. People miss out on what's solid.
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 FractalsOnFire   Australia. April 13 2012 14:57. Posts 1294
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Hilarious blog, perhaps one should've known about the hidden caller id, or just getting someone elses phone =P
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 IronMonocle   Canada. April 13 2012 15:34. Posts 142
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Please Don't use the term "midget", as it is offensive.
My armor is contempt. My shield is disgust. My sword is hatred.
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 Pengu1n   United States. April 13 2012 17:49. Posts 552
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i am disapointed that you left out the line from the video
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 Mobius_1   United Kingdom. April 13 2012 18:40. Posts 2719
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People named Greg are pretty awesome.

Great illustrations. If progaming doesn't work out you could make a fortune writing children's books.
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
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 eSgTheBear   United States. April 14 2012 03:53. Posts 47
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LOL! This is the funniest shit I've ever read. 5/5 MORE PLEASE!
Poopendale
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 OmniEulogy   Canada. April 14 2012 04:16. Posts 2155
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lol nice. 5/5
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 DKR   United Kingdom. April 14 2012 11:27. Posts 592
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Thought this story would be shit ... it was not. 5/5
"1 base. Cheese man." - MKP. "[MVP] is not stylistic, his style is winning, which is the style you want to have." - Artosis
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 endy   China. April 14 2012 13:07. Posts 6073
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Great great blog ! Also mspaint draws make everything so much better, it's like the sriracha sauce of blogs.

So the girl was able to record the whole conversation on her phone ? How did she do that ? I'm sure I can find an app on the market to do it, but that was 8 years ago, right ?

5/5
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 KING CHARLIE :D   United States. April 15 2012 01:23. Posts 423
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On April 14 2012 13:07 endy wrote:
Great great blog ! Also mspaint draws make everything so much better, it's like the sriracha sauce of blogs.

So the girl was able to record the whole conversation on her phone ? How did she do that ? I'm sure I can find an app on the market to do it, but that was 8 years ago, right ?

5/5


I left it on her answering machine! I'm so smart.

I post the next entry tomorrow guys, so if you enjoyed this one, please let me know what you think about tomorrow's! =D
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 Arthemesia   United States. April 15 2012 07:19. Posts 257
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5/5. Did your dad move his porn videos after that or were you too traumatized to even go anywhere near his stuff again
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 KING CHARLIE :D   United States. April 15 2012 07:52. Posts 423
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On April 15 2012 07:19 Arthemesia wrote:
5/5. Did your dad move his porn videos after that or were you too traumatized to even go anywhere near his stuff again


He put a novelty sized bottle of aloe vera lotion from the dollar store in front of it. I have never been so impressed by a deterrent.
NO TEAM WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS TEAM LIQUID!
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 jaybrundage   United States. April 16 2012 11:07. Posts 1787
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WOw just read both your blogs funny stuff
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