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 KING CHARLIE :D   United States. May 06 2012 21:42. Posts 423
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Last edit: 2012-08-10 08:28:21


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NO TEAM WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS TEAM LIQUID!
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 endy   China. May 06 2012 22:28. Posts 6114
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How did you not turn out insane growing up in such a special environment ?
★ SK Telecom T1 ★ MSL Forever ★ SonicBJ is my hero ★ Kim Taek Yong ♥ I took a photo with Bisu before it was mainstream
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 OmniEulogy   Canada. May 06 2012 22:43. Posts 2163
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The more I read this one the more depressing it got.
Last edit: 2012-05-06 22:44:07
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 FractalsOnFire   Australia. May 06 2012 23:10. Posts 1295
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the last bit about the fire just got me laughing.
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 3FFA   United States. May 06 2012 23:16. Posts 2654
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Real pics or it didn't happen. ;o
I no longer expect the best in people. Sadly, I am beginning to expect much worse.
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 Chef   May 06 2012 23:22. Posts 9708
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I am so sorry to hear that charlie. Cats heads belong on their shoulders.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
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 DuckS   United States. May 06 2012 23:38. Posts 804
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On May 06 2012 23:16 3FFA wrote:
Real pics or it didn't happen. ;o


What? There are real pics in the OP...
"You foiled us this time Americans, but your liberty will not protect your Marilyn Monroe forever - our Queen must FEED!" - Deleuze
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 surfinbird1   Germany. May 06 2012 23:51. Posts 999
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Seriously, your blog should be featured. If not for the hilarity contained then for the hidden gems like

Living in the house was like living inside of a bird's rectum, except, at least if I lived inside of the bird's ass then I would hear it's sqwauks at a lessened volume.
or

If you are in your mid-forties and have to have your 16 year old son spot you 20 bucks so you can buy yourself a few hours of time where you forget how big of a fuck up you are...Just end this pathetic travesty you call a life.

It is truly a miracle of life how you can turn out a halfway decent humany being with a childhood like yours, considering your previous blogs.
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
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 Steam101   Argentina. May 07 2012 00:59. Posts 43
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This is Hilarious. You, my friend, are a genius! Someone feature this kid ASAP
a serious place on serious earth
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 matiK23   United States. May 07 2012 01:02. Posts 878
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wat
Without a paddle up shit creek.
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 happyness   United States. May 07 2012 01:48. Posts 2388
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Hahahaha. I didn't care for your blogs at first, but now they have really grown on me. Have a 5
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 leo23   United States. May 07 2012 01:52. Posts 2842
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On May 07 2012 01:02 matiK23 wrote:
wat


i had the same reaction i read his blog the first time

great 5/5
banelings
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 docvoc   United States. May 07 2012 02:26. Posts 3469
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I don't even... I... I... I just don't, how did you even have a computer to know what starcraft was, how the hell did you find teamliquid, and how the fuck did that neighbor ever catch those cats O.o
User was warned for too many mimes.
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 Mementoss   Canada. May 07 2012 04:06. Posts 2481
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Im so mad that they wasted all that beer, does your dad legit wear red shoes and a red bowtie, or is that just hilarious looking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu96xMwFVXw
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 Kazahk   United States. May 07 2012 04:44. Posts 214
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I like what you said about the e-penis and facebook. our society is kinda shitty :|
Luckily my e-penis is only an inch long ;p
Avis de Hermes est nomen meum manducans pennas meas me faciant mansuescere corda.
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 roronoe   Canada. May 07 2012 05:26. Posts 842
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had me laughing the whole time, lol.
Now I want to try that with beer bottles though.
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 cmen15   United States. May 07 2012 05:32. Posts 1460
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On May 07 2012 02:26 docvoc wrote:
I don't even... I... I... I just don't, how did you even have a computer to know what starcraft was, how the hell did you find teamliquid, and how the fuck did that neighbor ever catch those cats O.o

I agree with this guy
Greed leads to just about all losses.
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 Carson   Canada. May 07 2012 05:33. Posts 820
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I love your comments about facebook haha.

Also, burn beer? This is madness!
"You have to remember something: Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn." Arnold Schwarzenegger
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 FlyingToilet   United States. May 07 2012 07:09. Posts 731
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Well my dads off supporting a woman paying her mortgage and when they die her meth head kids their 12 acre 2 story 100,000 dollar home, but i don't think i can relate my life is not as depressing... And btw the guy who murdered the 2 cats needs to rot in a cell because that is some fucked up ass shit!
Last edit: 2012-05-07 07:11:42
http://justin.tv/flyingtoilet
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 x-Catalyst   United States. May 07 2012 08:01. Posts 920
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Oh god, as much as I love your blogs, please tell me the part with the cats is fiction
But otherwise the rest was good, just not the cat part.
I ♥ MarineKing / CatZ / Destiny / IdrA / TLO
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